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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy A Civil War Plantation In Mississippi

Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy A Civil War Plantation In Mississippi

YAZOO CITY, Mississippi - A representative for North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has informed the American news media that the North Korean president wants to buy an authentic Civil War plantation. Kang Won Goo talked with the owner of the famed Cot...
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Funny story: Green Light for Assad Massacre!

Green Light for Assad Massacre!

The international community has given the green light to President Assad of Syria to continue massacring his people. The only stipulation is that he hands over his chemical weapons to his Russian pals. Speaking from his luxury yacht off the Syr...
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Funny story: Military-Industrial Complex™ invites public to 'pick a fight'

Military-Industrial Complex™ invites public to 'pick a fight'

Washington, DC -- America's Military-Industrial Complex™ is going public with an advertising campaign that invites Americans to choose the next war in which the nation will participate. Called "Pick a Fight," the campaign represents the firs...
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Funny story: Bashar Al-assad Approval Rating At a New Level Low

Bashar Al-assad Approval Rating At a New Level Low

Damascus, Syria. President Bashar Al-assad's popularity is in an increasing decline. The 47 year old dictator was shocked to hear that most of the Syrian people disagree with his policies, especially those that aim to slay any opposition to his rule...
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Funny story: Quentin Tarrantino Says He Wrote The "N" Word 110 Times In Django Unchained and He's Doing Just Fine

Quentin Tarrantino Says He Wrote The "N" Word 110 Times In Django Unchained and He's Doing Just Fine

HOLLYWOOD - Tinsel Town writer-director Quentin Tarrantino sat down with Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors and talked about his Civil War movie Django Unchained, Paula Deen, and the "N" word. Tarrantino said that he cannot believe all the turmoil that...
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Funny story: Paula Deen - The Kitchen Queen Denies That She Recently Used The "N" Word

Paula Deen - The Kitchen Queen Denies That She Recently Used The "N" Word

NEW YORK CITY - Paula Deen flew to New York City from her Southern mansion in Savannah, Georgia to do a bit of damage control. The Southern cooking show maven appeared on The Viagra View with Regis Philbin and Larry King. According to American...
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Funny story: Civil War Re-enactors and Radio Shack Managers Clash at Convention Center

Civil War Re-enactors and Radio Shack Managers Clash at Convention Center

No one was injured yesterday when a group of Civil War re-enactors scuffled with approximately two dozen Radio Shack managers. The groups were attending separate conventions at the downtown Bradford Dillman Convention Center and began fighting while...
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Funny story: My life as a man #27

My life as a man #27

Sibling rivalry and bird shit If you are anything at all like me (thank God if you're not!), there are days when you just know something is going to fall out of the sky and it is going to land on you, personally, out of all the billions of people on the planet. Yesterday, I spent the entire day in a building devoted to keeping records that only people like me have any interest or reason to...
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Funny story: Clint Eastwood and William Shatner To Star In The Civil War Epic "Horses and Bayonets"

Clint Eastwood and William Shatner To Star In The Civil War Epic "Horses and Bayonets"

HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with Tri-Moon Pictures will soon begin production on Sheboygan Saddlehorn's epic Civil War movie Horses and Bayonets. The movie deals with the battle of Pappy Perkins Creek which is located just outside o...
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Funny story: Elderly man is getting close to locating Syria on Google Maps

Elderly man is getting close to locating Syria on Google Maps

HARFOLD, Vt. - Benjamin Waters, 83, is so sick and tired of hearing and reading about Syria in the news every fucking day that he's getting really close to actually finding out where it is. "I keep telling myself, 'Who gives a crap?'" Waters said,...
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Funny story: Mississippi Has Just Outlawed "Hoodies"

Mississippi Has Just Outlawed "Hoodies"

JACKSON, Mississippi - The state of Mississippi Senate has stated that in an effort to avoid what has occurred in Sanford, Florida, they will be enacting a state senatorial directive. Mississippi State Senatorial Directive T-17003 is to take effec...
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Funny story: Rick Perry Reveals What Role "Old Sparky" The Electric Chair Will Play In His Presidency

Rick Perry Reveals What Role "Old Sparky" The Electric Chair Will Play In His Presidency

COTTON BALLS, South Carolina - Rick Perry's "Good Old Boy Bus Tour" pulled into the history-rich town of Cotton Balls, South Carolina. The town is noted for being the place where back on March 13, 1863, a regiment of Confederate cavalrymen led by...
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Funny story: Donald Trump To Acquire Central Park And Build The World's Largest Mall

Donald Trump To Acquire Central Park And Build The World's Largest Mall

MANHATTAN - Word filtering out of Trump Towers is that billionaire Donald Trump is finalizing plans to purchase New York City's world famous Central Park. The 843-acre park which was built in 1857, served as a staging area during the Civil War for...
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Funny story: Local Man Invades Poland

Local Man Invades Poland

Henry Moston of Didsbury near Manchester has proved his teachers right by invading Poland. And it's not the first time he has done something like this. "He were told at school," said long suffering wife, Janice Moston, "that those who don't know h...
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Funny story: Egypt Speaks Out About New Pyramids Found In Egypt. "Much Better than Civil War!"

Egypt Speaks Out About New Pyramids Found In Egypt. "Much Better than Civil War!"

Middle Eastern sh-tburgh Egypt stopped their government-influenced killing of their citizenry for a few moments while was rocked today with the incredible news that they've apparently misplaced 17 buried pyramids. "I thought we left them around he...
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Funny story: A New World Religion On the Map

A New World Religion On the Map

Northern Ireland's Presbyterian minister Ian Paisley has opened talks with Colonel Gaddafi in an attempt to broker a peace in the Middle East. No stranger to incipient civil war situations Dr. Paisley said: "I can see a way forward out of this re...
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Funny story: Colonel Gaddafi Says His Fan Adores Him

Colonel Gaddafi Says His Fan Adores Him

Libyan leader Gaddafi told reporters from several television networks Tuesday that the public still love him. "Just ask my friend, Corporal Peon." "Yes", Corporal Peon, "I worship at the Colonel's feet. Carry out his chamber pot and relish the sme...
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Funny story: Gaddafi's Link With Scottish Football

Gaddafi's Link With Scottish Football

Saadi , son of under pressure Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi, has spoken of his despair at events in his homeland. Offspring of the Colonel and his second wife, Saadi is now head of the Libyan Football Federation after being the national team capta...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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