Sibling rivalry and bird shit
If you are anything at all like me (thank God if you're not!), there are days when you just know something is going to fall out of the sky and it is going to land on you, personally, out of all the billions of people on the planet.
Yesterday, I spent the entire day in a building devoted to keeping records that only people like me have any interest or reason to...
HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with Tri-Moon Pictures will soon begin production on Sheboygan Saddlehorn's epic Civil War movie Horses and Bayonets.
The movie deals with the battle of Pappy Perkins Creek which is located just outside o...
HARFOLD, Vt. - Benjamin Waters, 83, is so sick and tired of hearing and reading about Syria in the news every fucking day that he's getting really close to actually finding out where it is.
"I keep telling myself, 'Who gives a crap?'" Waters said,...
JACKSON, Mississippi - The state of Mississippi Senate has stated that in an effort to avoid what has occurred in Sanford, Florida, they will be enacting a state senatorial directive.
Mississippi State Senatorial Directive T-17003 is to take effec...
COTTON BALLS, South Carolina - Rick Perry's "Good Old Boy Bus Tour" pulled into the history-rich town of Cotton Balls, South Carolina.
The town is noted for being the place where back on March 13, 1863, a regiment of Confederate cavalrymen led by...
MANHATTAN - Word filtering out of Trump Towers is that billionaire Donald Trump is finalizing plans to purchase New York City's world famous Central Park.
The 843-acre park which was built in 1857, served as a staging area during the Civil War for...
Henry Moston of Didsbury near Manchester has proved his teachers right by invading Poland. And it's not the first time he has done something like this.
"He were told at school," said long suffering wife, Janice Moston, "that those who don't know h...
Middle Eastern sh-tburgh Egypt stopped their government-influenced killing of their citizenry for a few moments while was rocked today with the incredible news that they've apparently misplaced 17 buried pyramids.
"I thought we left them around he...
Northern Ireland's Presbyterian minister Ian Paisley has opened talks with Colonel Gaddafi in an attempt to broker a peace in the Middle East.
No stranger to incipient civil war situations Dr. Paisley said: "I can see a way forward out of this re...
Libyan leader Gaddafi told reporters from several television networks Tuesday that the public still love him. "Just ask my friend, Corporal Peon."
"Yes", Corporal Peon, "I worship at the Colonel's feet. Carry out his chamber pot and relish the sme...
Saadi , son of under pressure Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi, has spoken of his despair at events in his homeland.
Offspring of the Colonel and his second wife, Saadi is now head of the Libyan Football Federation after being the national team capta...
A Local Man, a semi articulate and part time satire writer, was left speechless after a mind numbing encounter with a dental hygienist today which left him bloody and wishing for a kidney stone attack instead.
Melvin Wordsmithe, a mild mannered r...
A huge history of the American Civil War (are there any brief ones?) by the author of the celebrated Georgiana, Duchess Of Devonshire. Looking for a present for the history buff in your life?
Ken Lucid writes:
Sorry I've been away for a while - been in Australia at a conference on the Anzacs (couldn't make it the same time as an Ashes test, could they? Idiots!) and have been snowed under her...
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Now CAMERON, D.C.) & LONDON - The United States of America was once a former colony of the British Empire, gaining independence from it. Until now.
In London, experts at the British Museum have found new documents which means...
HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- A "misunderstanding about what balls to shoot out of a replica cannon" led to a Hog Jaw Civil War Reenactor's castration, Monday, during the 150th Anniversary Celebration of the Civil War in Arkansas.
General Jubal Ear...
Maynard Haze, 3rd generation descendant and grandson of Jagard Haze, was drilling an access shaft for a new well on his late grand-father's property and discovered an underground chamber full of Civil War documents and official orders from the Confed...
Early Americans were labelled Rebels,Terrorists & Insurgents when the American Revolution started with the famous Boston Tea Party.
American Historian William Washington has researched Americas bitter fight against English Rule and discovered...
Rookie Civil War reenactor John Hunter has told his fellow actors that if he doesn't get a new role in his participation of the reenactment of the Battle of Antietam, he is selling all the shit he has bought on eBay and going back home.
"What's t...