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Funny story: Man Who Donated Heavily To A Sperm Bank Keeps Running Into His Kinfolk

Man Who Donated Heavily To A Sperm Bank Keeps Running Into His Kinfolk

Lancashire, U.K. - In a story that can only be seen in light of that old adage, reversed, 'What comes a round, goes around,' a German expatriate living as a civil servant in Britain, Helmut Heins, has claimed to have fathered over 10,000 children thr...
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Funny story: Mental powers decline after 45

Mental powers decline after 45

Alcohol researchers have finally discovered that heavy drinking affects the brain. After 44 unsuccessful results, researchers at Carlsburg University recently came up with a winning study. They got 10,000 'initially reluctant' volunteers to consum...
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Funny story: Redundant Civil Servant Speaks Out

Redundant Civil Servant Speaks Out

After twenty five years as a civil servant, Reginald Perry is speaking out about his feelings at being made redundant. Last week I went to my last meeting about meetings I will never go to' he explained with tears in his eyes 'now I will have to h...
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Funny story: Civil Servants Taught To Breathe & Stand Up Straight

Civil Servants Taught To Breathe & Stand Up Straight

It has been revealed that the Foreign & Commonwealth Office has spent £120,000 on teaching civil servants to breathe and stand up straight. This is despite having to make cost savings of £300 million in its annual budget. Deputy Under Assistan...
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Funny story: UK Govt to cut civil servant numbers by sending them to Afghanistan in place of soldiers

UK Govt to cut civil servant numbers by sending them to Afghanistan in place of soldiers

Dr. Liam Fox, the British Secretary of State for Defence, announced that he plans to reduce the number of civil servants in his department. At present, there are 80,000 civilians employed by the Ministry, compared to 100,000 soldiers in the British A...
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Funny story: Fears for missing Civil Servants

Fears for missing Civil Servants

The news that two innocent missing bureaucrats may have inadvertently been taken hostage in Canary Wharf and sentenced to 12 years of FSA Regulation was greeted with alarm by their families, human rights groups and UN officials. The isolate...
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Funny story: Recession: Civil Servants "Will Be Forced to Eat Each Other"

Recession: Civil Servants "Will Be Forced to Eat Each Other"

London, EN - The Chartered Institute of Human Resources People has issued a chilling warning over job losses in the Public Sector. Up to 5 million civil servants and council workers could lose their jobs over the next five years. This may lead to can...
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