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Civil Servants Suspended

Funny story: Civil Servants Suspended

David Cameron has suspended civil servants in the Department of Energy for misleading him about energy. After talking to civil servants Cameron thought he was told that the Government was going to put forward legislation to force energy companies...

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My life as a man #09

Funny story: My life as a man #09

The last Boy Scout Ordinarily, being the strong, silent type of guy I am, I do not complain about my life. My life has its ups and downs, but the mountains aren't too tall-the valleys not too deep. I'm an Aquarius, a water sign. I have high tides; I have low tides. The human body is mostly made up of water; yet a walk through the ocean of my mind would scarcely get your feet wet. I'm no...

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Man Who Donated Heavily To A Sperm Bank Keeps Running Into His Kinfolk

Funny story: Man Who Donated Heavily To A Sperm Bank Keeps Running Into His Kinfolk

Lancashire, U.K. - In a story that can only be seen in light of that old adage, reversed, 'What comes a round, goes around,' a German expatriate living as a civil servant in Britain, Helmut Heins, has claimed to have fathered over 10,000 children thr...

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Mental powers decline after 45

Alcohol researchers have finally discovered that heavy drinking affects the brain. After 44 unsuccessful results, researchers at Carlsburg University recently came up with a winning study. They got 10,000 'initially reluctant' volunteers to consum...

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Redundant Civil Servant Speaks Out

Funny story: Redundant Civil Servant Speaks Out

After twenty five years as a civil servant, Reginald Perry is speaking out about his feelings at being made redundant. Last week I went to my last meeting about meetings I will never go to' he explained with tears in his eyes 'now I will have to h...

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Civil Servants Taught To Breathe & Stand Up Straight

Funny story: Civil Servants Taught To Breathe & Stand Up Straight

It has been revealed that the Foreign & Commonwealth Office has spent £120,000 on teaching civil servants to breathe and stand up straight. This is despite having to make cost savings of £300 million in its annual budget. Deputy Under Assistan...

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UK Govt to cut civil servant numbers by sending them to Afghanistan in place of soldiers

Funny story: UK Govt to cut civil servant numbers by sending them to Afghanistan in place of soldiers

Dr. Liam Fox, the British Secretary of State for Defence, announced that he plans to reduce the number of civil servants in his department. At present, there are 80,000 civilians employed by the Ministry, compared to 100,000 soldiers in the British A...

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Fears for missing Civil Servants

Funny story: Fears for missing Civil Servants

The news that two innocent missing bureaucrats may have inadvertently been taken hostage in Canary Wharf and sentenced to 12 years of FSA Regulation was greeted with alarm by their families, human rights groups and UN officials. The isolate...

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Recession: Civil Servants "Will Be Forced to Eat Each Other"

Funny story: Recession: Civil Servants "Will Be Forced to Eat Each Other"

London, EN - The Chartered Institute of Human Resources People has issued a chilling warning over job losses in the Public Sector. Up to 5 million civil servants and council workers could lose their jobs over the next five years. This may lead to can...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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