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Funny story: An Animal Shelter In Fayetteville, Arkansas Receives 6 Giraffes, 3 Elephants, and A Lion

An Animal Shelter In Fayetteville, Arkansas Receives 6 Giraffes, 3 Elephants, and A Lion

FAYETTEVILLE, Arkansas - City officials are trying to figure out where in the world the 6 giraffes, 3 elephants, and 1 lion that were left at The City Animal Shelter came from. Bernice Burgerbock, 37, who manages the shelter stated that when she g...
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Funny story: Siamese Twins Win City Council Seat

Siamese Twins Win City Council Seat

Lisa and Liza Kozominsky's parents always told them they could do anything they wanted, and these spunky sisters did just that by winning a City Council seat in Piginpoke Mississippi. Running on a "The KKK Wasn't That Bad" platform, the sisters, j...
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Funny story: UKIP party booked for stand up comedy at Apollo theatre

UKIP party booked for stand up comedy at Apollo theatre

An electable laugh filled political party is in the final stages of formation with Boris Johnson and the UKIP party at its core. Trial comedy press releases will be held at the Apollo theatre, with side splitting faux passes by each member of the UKI...
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Funny story: Dorking State Circus to close

Dorking State Circus to close

Dorking State Circus has been forced to close down, after an astonishing 8 years of entertaining Surrey's circus-going public. Its last clown will be put down by a qualified veterinarian this Tuesday. The circus has gone through a number of diffic...
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Funny story: PETA Wants To Meet With The Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus

PETA Wants To Meet With The Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus

NORFOLK, Virginia - The executive director with PETA, Mimosa Ledbetter, recently stated on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that her group would like to have a nice friendly meeting with the representatives of the world's biggest circus, The Ringling Brother...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Not Pregnant! President Disappointed!

Michelle Obama Not Pregnant! President Disappointed!

"I wish it were true", the President told ABC and other networks this morning "but it is not true, no matter how many tabloids you read." First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she is not pregnant according to a Source at the White House. "The stor...
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Funny story: Ringling Bros. Vows to Handle Circus Goats with Kid Gloves; Subsequently Retracts Statement

Ringling Bros. Vows to Handle Circus Goats with Kid Gloves; Subsequently Retracts Statement

Kenneth Feld, CEO of Feld Entertainment, the group that owns Ringling Bros. Circus, recently announced that Ringling Bros. will, effective immediately, exploit for trivial human entertainment fewer wild animals and more and more domesticated animals,...
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Funny story: Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

BROOKLYN - Madonna was leaving The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after having had an ingrown hair removed from her upper lip. As she walked out the front door she was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk what she thought abo...
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Funny story: Nicki Minaj Admits Her Eyelashes and Hair Are Fake, But Her Butt Is Real

Nicki Minaj Admits Her Eyelashes and Hair Are Fake, But Her Butt Is Real

TARZANA - American Idol's Nicki Minaj was spotted at the world famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana walking around feeding and petting the various animals. She told a reporter with The Gossipette Gazette that she had come to the petting...
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Funny story: The Wyoming Big Foot Footprints Explained

The Wyoming Big Foot Footprints Explained

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Game wardens in the state of Wyoming have explained the recent rash of giant size 18 footprints that campers have been coming across. Buster "Bubba" Custardweiser, 58, who is a senior game warden at Yellowstone National Park...
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Funny story: Kansas Tiger Found in Circus Restroom: First Interview

Kansas Tiger Found in Circus Restroom: First Interview

A Spoof reporter skilled in tiger talk dug up the story behind the story. The tiger has no idea why everyone was so excited. "Good grief, I just went in to take care of business; isn't that what everyone goes to the restroom for?" the tiger...
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Funny story: From rags to stitches

From rags to stitches

Rupert was a man from the back streets of Kensington. He lived out of a modest five bedroom apartment and survived on a mere £200,000 per year. Unfortunately for Rupert his world soon became shattered and broken and he could no longer afford a nanny to look after Francesca and Tarquin so he decided to feed the nanny to his 500ft long tarantula's. The tarantula's were highly maintained and demanded...
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Funny story: Charles Barkley Calls Kobe Bryant The P.T. Barnum of Basketball

Charles Barkley Calls Kobe Bryant The P.T. Barnum of Basketball

ATLANTA - One of the most disliked sports announcers in the history of sports announcing has just fired an NBA salvo at Los Angeles Lakers super star Kobe Bryant. Charles "Chubby" Barkley told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that Ko...
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Funny story: Congress to reinvent itself as a reality TV show to balance the budget

Congress to reinvent itself as a reality TV show to balance the budget

Washington DC - Our mole in the Ways and Means committee reports that the rules of parliamentary procedure are to go the way of the dodo bird and the Bill of Rights. Tough economic times dictate that the government reinvent itself in a form that w...
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Funny story: Ireland's Psycho Circus Clowns Strike Again

Ireland's Psycho Circus Clowns Strike Again

Ireland's notorious gang of psycho circus clowns struck again yesterday, in the small market town of Crossmafinngers, County Clare. The five strong gang, comprising of four men and a woman, all wearing clown suits. wigs, bizarre costumes and outsi...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, and Taylor Swift Give Eliminated X-Factor Singer Drew Some Pointers On How To Succeed In The Music World

Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, and Taylor Swift Give Eliminated X-Factor Singer Drew Some Pointers On How To Succeed In The Music World

HOLLYWOOD - Drew Ryniewicz, 14, was eliminated from the latest edition of X-Factor along with hip hop rapper Astro. Drew spoke backstage with Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune and said that she cried more during her last appearance o...
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Funny story: Midget Circus Artiste's Revelations Inspire Film

Midget Circus Artiste's Revelations Inspire Film

Has-been midget circus artiste and occasional film and television actor Sweeney Diplick, 54, is in the news again. Diplick's sordid revelations of drug dependency, lifelong drunkenness and Jane Seymour fan club addiction on ABC's entertainment pro...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Fans Shocked By Water For Elephants "Cruelty" Claims

Robert Pattinson Fans Shocked By Water For Elephants "Cruelty" Claims

Robert Pattinson's latest vehicle Water For Elephants has already been hailed as a work of classic cinema. "Promises to be one of the most notable examples of a film about water and elephants this year!" trumpeted Sabu, the film critic of Pachyd...
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