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Funny story: Cindy McCain Says That Her Husband Senator John McCain Will Not Apologize To Sarah "Snowballs" Palin

Cindy McCain Says That Her Husband Senator John McCain Will Not Apologize To Sarah "Snowballs" Palin

PHOENIX - Cindy McCain has told GOPicky Magazine that if Sarah "Snowballs" Palin thinks that her husband, Arizona Senator John McCain is going to apologize to her then she must have moose ovaries on her brain. Mrs. McCain was speaking about the co...
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Funny story: Senator John McCain Says We Should Hire France To Attack Syria

Senator John McCain Says We Should Hire France To Attack Syria

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator John McCain, [R-Arizona] catches a lot of flack due to some of the off-the-wall comments he makes, but once in a while Johnny Boy, as Vice-President Biden calls him, manages to come up with a gem. Senator McCain was bein...
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Funny story: Governor Brewer Angrily Shuts Down Arizona's Last Cork Producing Factory

Governor Brewer Angrily Shuts Down Arizona's Last Cork Producing Factory

YUMA, Arizona - The governor of the hot-as-hell state of Arizona has just informed the news media that she regrets having to shut down the state's only cork manufacturing factory. The governor said that the Yuma-based company named Put A Cork In I...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Admits She Hates Not Being In The National Spotlight

Sarah Palin Admits She Hates Not Being In The National Spotlight

WASILLA, Alaska - There is probably no one more depressed in the United States than the former governor or Alaska, Sarah "Snowflake" Palin. According to her husband Todd, Sarah has been so despondent ever since she was fired from her cush job at F...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Blames His Decline In Popularity With Women Voters On Rush Limbaugh

Mitt Romney Blames His Decline In Popularity With Women Voters On Rush Limbaugh

PHOENIX - Mitt Romney traveled to Arizona to meet with his old friend John McCain and ask him for some political pointers. The two men met in one of the seven mansions owned by John McCain's wife Cindy. Romney asked McCain what is the best advi...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She Wants To One Day Run For President But Reveals The Reason Why She Can't

Sarah Palin Says She Wants To One Day Run For President But Reveals The Reason Why She Can't

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has written a book in which she talks about her future presidential aspirations. The book is titled How My Lack of Geographical Knowledge Sunk My Friggin Political Halibut Boat All To Hell. Palin co-authored the bo...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Angrily Denies Having Her Boobs Augmented, Enhanced, or Lifted

Sarah Palin Angrily Denies Having Her Boobs Augmented, Enhanced, or Lifted

PORT SULPHUR, Louisiana - The former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, who has recently been dubbed Saint Sarah, by her husband Todd, is fit to be tied, literally. Speaking with the Fox Network's 'non-fox' Greta Van Susteren, Palin said that she tra...
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Funny story: Cindy McCain and Daughter Meghan McCain Agree To Pose Nude

Cindy McCain and Daughter Meghan McCain Agree To Pose Nude

NOGALES, Arizona - Senator John McCain's wife, Cindy and their daughter Meghan were in town visiting one of Mrs. McCain's seven mansions. Mother and daughter had a great time enjoying the noon-time Mexican food buffet at Senor Pancho Villa's Mexic...
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Funny story: Meghan McCain Proclaims Men Prefer A Plastic Rack To A Real Rack

Meghan McCain Proclaims Men Prefer A Plastic Rack To A Real Rack

YUMA, Arizona - Meghan McCain speaking to the annual convention of The Young Republican Teens of America (13-15) stated that there are two things that she has recently observed about men. The first is that men can be watching four different footba...
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Funny story: 'Dancing With The Stars' Wants Cindy McCain

'Dancing With The Stars' Wants Cindy McCain

HOLLYWOOD, California - Cindy McCain was asked by the producers of the television hit show, "Dancing With The Stars" to appear on the show. Cindy was extremely flattered as well as tremendously thrilled. She told the show's producers that she woul...
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Funny story: Obama Appoints John McCain U.S. Ambassador to Vietnam

Obama Appoints John McCain U.S. Ambassador to Vietnam

President Elect Barack Obama stretched his hand across the aisle today in a gesture of friendship and healing and appointed former rival Senator John McCain (Republican from Arizona) as his new Ambassador to Vietnam. Pending probably Senate approval...
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Funny story: Cindy McCain Forced To Sell One Of Her Mansions

Cindy McCain Forced To Sell One Of Her Mansions

PHOENIX, Arizona - The Arizona Daily-Journal-Times is reporting that Mrs. John McCain will have to put one of her seven mansions up for sale. Mrs. McCain told Regis Philbin that the cost of her husband's failed presidential campaign went way beyon...
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Funny story: Cindy McCain Sponsors Free Beer Oktoberfest to Boost Sagging Husband's Campaign

Cindy McCain Sponsors Free Beer Oktoberfest to Boost Sagging Husband's Campaign

Germantown, PA - Cindy McCain, CEO and heiress to one of the largest Anheuser-Busch beer distributors in the United States, is taking her husband's flagging presidential campaign directly to the people. Mrs McCain is using her vast beer distr...
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