If the New Madrid fault caused another earthquake as it did a couple hundred years ago, it could cut the United States into two regions.
"I know it sounds weird but that is what nearly happened two hundred years ago and it's overdue for it to happ...
CINCINNATI - A chemist who has resided in Cincinnati all of his life has just informed American Spotlight Magazine that he has invented a new hard shell chocolate candy.
Livingston Odessa who received his Chemistry Degree from Johnny Appleseed Uni...
BOSTON - Word out of Beantown is that now that the coach and most of the star players have been traded or have left for greener pastures, the Celtics ownership is thinking about leaving the city of Boston.
According to Woody Velcro with The Sports...
CINCINNATI-The St. Mary of Perpetual Virginity Hospital, part of the larger Renunciation of the Blessed Virgin Mary Hospital system in Cincinnati, OH, has issued a proclamation that all of its unmarried female employees hired after July 1 must, as a...
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