Ask most people, and they'll tell you that beloved Liverpudlian pop star and broadcaster CILLA BLACK passed away due to a stroke on the 1st of august 2015 at her holiday home in Estepona Spain. However an anonymous source within the entertainment ind...
The final shortlist for the soon to be vacant Archbishop of Canterbury position was announced today by a group of men in fancy dress and funny hats, although these were later revealed to be their religious uniforms worn for special occasions and to s...
A British singer and popular celebrity is claiming that she was not asked to perform at Queen Elizabeth's recent Jubilee celebrations because she is Black.
Despite being one of the most popular and recognizable faces in the UK and having topped...
LONDON - The much awaited true story of 60s music icons Petula Clark, Marianne Faithfull, and Cilla Black had its premier in London's famed Mrs. Eric Idle Royal Auditorium.
The British Birds was produced by noted producer Duffy Bayou-Gauche, who h...
LONDON - Famed motion picture producer Duffy Bayou-Gauche has just announced that he will soon start production on the film The British Birds, which is the true story of British female singers Petula Clark, Marianne Faithfull, and Cilla Black.
LONDON - London's highly reputable and prestigious Liquid River Thames Talent Agency in conjunction with Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Production Company has just announced that they have signed United Kingdom 60s icons Petula Clark, Marianne Faithfull, C...
A festering neighbourhood argument over the giant redwoods surrounding Cilla Black's mansion turned ugly earlier this week, with several trees given the chop while the Scouse TV star' was on holiday at Butlin's Lanzarote.
Police were called to Bla...
Just weeks after he was cautioned by police for swallowing the iphone of a woman who refused to sell him photos of Pete Doherty at a cash machine, the cockerel-headed Aussie affectionately known as 'Mr Paparazzi', has been at it again.
With queen of the dating shows Cilla Black to present a new dating show on Sky, ITV are hitting back with a revamped format of the show to be hosted by David Blunkett.
Called "Impaired Vision Date" the show, in the regular, recognised format, will...
EMBATTLED security company Group Four last night sensationally revealed they have recruited washed-up singers Cilla Black and Carol Decker to drum some discipline into their shambolic prison warders.
Cilla Black has stated that she has been abducted by aliens. The Blind Date host said that she was blindfolded and abducted by "alien life forms" many times in the past and that these aliens have hosted many of her shows in the mid 90s.
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