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Funny story: Petula, Marianne, Cilla, And Lulu To Tour As "The Old Spice Girls"

Petula, Marianne, Cilla, And Lulu To Tour As "The Old Spice Girls"

LONDON - London's highly reputable and prestigious Liquid River Thames Talent Agency in conjunction with Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Production Company has just announced that they have signed United Kingdom 60s icons Petula Clark, Marianne Faithfull, C...
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Funny story: Sahara Forest Timber Co. Devastate Cilla' Dendroids

Sahara Forest Timber Co. Devastate Cilla' Dendroids

A festering neighbourhood argument over the giant redwoods surrounding Cilla Black's mansion turned ugly earlier this week, with several trees given the chop while the Scouse TV star' was on holiday at Butlin's Lanzarote. Police were called to Bla...
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Funny story: "Darryn Lyons Ate My Blackberry" says Cilla

"Darryn Lyons Ate My Blackberry" says Cilla

Just weeks after he was cautioned by police for swallowing the iphone of a woman who refused to sell him photos of Pete Doherty at a cash machine, the cockerel-headed Aussie affectionately known as 'Mr Paparazzi', has been at it again. After enjo...
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Funny story: David Blunkett to present dating show on ITV

David Blunkett to present dating show on ITV

With queen of the dating shows Cilla Black to present a new dating show on Sky, ITV are hitting back with a revamped format of the show to be hosted by David Blunkett. Called "Impaired Vision Date" the show, in the regular, recognised format, will...
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Funny story: Black and Decker to Drill Screws

Black and Decker to Drill Screws

EMBATTLED security company Group Four last night sensationally revealed they have recruited washed-up singers Cilla Black and Carol Decker to drum some discipline into their shambolic prison warders.
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Funny story: Cilla Black has blind date with ET

Cilla Black has blind date with ET

Cilla Black has stated that she has been abducted by aliens. The Blind Date host said that she was blindfolded and abducted by "alien life forms" many times in the past and that these aliens have hosted many of her shows in the mid 90s.
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