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Funny story: Can't We Focus On All The People Who Didn't Die From Smoking? Beg Tobacco Companies

Can't We Focus On All The People Who Didn't Die From Smoking? Beg Tobacco Companies

Leading tobacco companies and cigarette makers are asking the public not to focus on the dangers of smoking but to switch their thoughts to the millons of people who smoked but did not die from smoking related illnesses. "Not everyone dies from ca...
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Funny story: Local Man Decides To Not Quit Smoking

Local Man Decides To Not Quit Smoking

Dan Riley, 31, of Madison, WI announced in a press conference today that he no longer intends to quit smoking, and that everyone can just kiss his ass. Lighting a cigarette, Riley explained his decision, "I really wanted to quit, too; not anymore. Oh...
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Funny story: Study Links Smoking with Subconcious Obsession with Hiding Your Lighter

Study Links Smoking with Subconcious Obsession with Hiding Your Lighter

A study, conducted by XNM LABS, has linked smoking cigarettes with the subconscious obsession of hiding one's lighter. Scientists of XNM LABS studied 250 smokers, splitting them in to two groups, to perform the highly controversial double-blind t...
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Funny story: Top Ten Cigarette Brands That Never Caught Fire!

Top Ten Cigarette Brands That Never Caught Fire!

Top Ten Cigarettes than never caught on, no matter how many commercials you ran on television and radio, billboards placed along the highways! 10. Lungbusters 9. Saferettes (We put your health first with our filter at each end.) 8. Fifty Butts (Save a buck, order Fifty Butts) 7. S & M's 6. Lucky Dope 5. Tobacco Farmers Genuine Organic Locally Grown Tobacco 4. Cedar...
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Funny story: Anti-Smoking Ad Campaign Gets Teen Drunk

Anti-Smoking Ad Campaign Gets Teen Drunk

Valvoline, MI - Various public health advertisement campaigns in recent years have depicted graphic ads showing real smokers and the physical pains that they suffer including tracheotomy valves and the like. Studies show that the advertisements have...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Caught Smoking Marijuana Again!

Justin Bieber Caught Smoking Marijuana Again!

NEWPORT BEACH, California - It appears that Justin Bieber's talk about mending his ways and leaving behind the world of fast cars, pot parties, and tattoo parlors is nothing but pure D bunk as they say in Amarillo, Texas. Tapioca Swizzle with Titt...
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Funny story: United Healthcare to buy Philip Morris

United Healthcare to buy Philip Morris

MINNETONKA, MN - UnitedHealth Group, Inc. President and CEO, Stephen J. Hemsley announced today that UnitedHealth Group will purchase Philip Morris USA Inc., an Altria company for $674,986,685,999,324.67. "UnitedHealth Group is the largest healthc...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Makes A Big Admission

Simon Cowell Makes A Big Admission

NEW YORK CITY - Simon Cowell was in the Big Apple checking up on a business deal regarding a new reality show. The man behind the success of American Idol and X-Factor talked with Savannah Kettle, a reporter with Glamboyant Magazine. The 53-yea...
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Funny story: Ardi Rizal The 2-Year-Old Smoking Baby Has Quit The Habit

Ardi Rizal The 2-Year-Old Smoking Baby Has Quit The Habit

SUMATRA, Indonesia - Indonesian-born Ardi Rizal first made world news when he was videotaped smoking a cigarette at the amazing age of two-years-old. The Internet video went viral and has thus far gotten over 13 million views. Ardi, or Baby Chu...
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Funny story: Bad news for sons-in-law: women who quit smoking by age 50 can live up to a decade longer

Bad news for sons-in-law: women who quit smoking by age 50 can live up to a decade longer

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released this week a study which son-in-laws everywhere will have a hard time swallowing. Women who quit smoking by the age of 50 dramatically cut risk of an early death, enjoying up to ten to fifteen more year...
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Funny story: Devil to be investigated by Trading Standards after "shafting" customers out of their souls

Devil to be investigated by Trading Standards after "shafting" customers out of their souls

News filtered in last night that The Devil is set to be investigated by a team of professionals from Trading Standards after accusations that he has been offering poor deals to people wishing to sell their souls. In the past The Devil has been kno...
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Funny story: 'Queen back on 60-a-day' as SNP vows to dump tarnished Windsor brand

'Queen back on 60-a-day' as SNP vows to dump tarnished Windsor brand

Sandringham - The Palace has denied it's roll-ups that she's smoking as a new consignment of duty free Superkings arrived at the Norfolk mansion today. They are blaming her distaff side little bastard Alex Salmond for stoking the fires of republic...
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Funny story: John Terry's face being used on Indian cigarette packets

John Terry's face being used on Indian cigarette packets

Representatives of John Terry are taking legal advice after an image resembling the footballer appeared on cigarette packs in India. The photograph of a blurred head and pale torso appears above the words SMOKING CIGARETTES CAN LEAD TO BEING CAPTA...
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Funny story: Mancini begs Balotelli to quit his five-a-day smoking habit

Mancini begs Balotelli to quit his five-a-day smoking habit

Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has revealed that controversial striker Mario Balotelli is refusing to give up a smoking habit thought to involve up to two packets of cigarettes a week. "I am against smoking - I urged him to give up but I...
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Funny story: The Reason Why The Miley Cyrus Music Video "Move Like Marley" Went Up In Smoke

The Reason Why The Miley Cyrus Music Video "Move Like Marley" Went Up In Smoke

HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus recently turned 19, and she now feels that she should have a lot more control in things relating to her music career. But according to a story reported by the El Lay Informer that is just not the case. Gibraltar Yukon wi...
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Funny story: Man arrested over teenager's tab death

Man arrested over teenager's tab death

Smokers have been warned about increasing levels of violence involving cigarette stubs. In a nicotine-related attack, a 17-year-old youth died in unexpected circumstances. A post-mortem revealed John Fagg had been strangled by a string of tab ends...
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Funny story: Beer To Drop To A Pound A Pint, Cigarettes To 50p A Packet

Beer To Drop To A Pound A Pint, Cigarettes To 50p A Packet

In a revolutionary initiative driven by breweries, the government, and a delegation from the FTSE's Top 100, beer prices will be reduced to a pound a pint in time for Christmas, with cigarette prices plunging to fifty pence a packet, and the lifting...
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Funny story: Herman Cain Talks About His Latest Campaign Ad Which Shows His Chief-of-Staff Smoking

Herman Cain Talks About His Latest Campaign Ad Which Shows His Chief-of-Staff Smoking

WINSTON-SALEM, North Carolina - Herman Cain brought his campaign bus tour deep into "Tobacco Territory." And GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle said that it was a brilliant move by the Republican presidential front runner or as Michele Bachmann re...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

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