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Funny story:  Ardi Rizal The 2-Year-Old Smoking Baby Has Quit The Habit

Ardi Rizal The 2-Year-Old Smoking Baby Has Quit The Habit

SUMATRA, Indonesia - Indonesian-born Ardi Rizal first made world news when he was videotaped smoking a cigarette at the amazing age of two-years-old. The Internet video went viral and has thus far gotten over 13 million views. Ardi, or Baby Chu...
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Funny story:  Bad news for sons-in-law: women who quit smoking by age 50 can live up to a decade longer

Bad news for sons-in-law: women who quit smoking by age 50 can live up to a decade longer

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released this week a study which son-in-laws everywhere will have a hard time swallowing. Women who quit smoking by the age of 50 dramatically cut risk of an early death, enjoying up to ten to fifteen more year...
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Funny story:  Devil to be investigated by Trading Standards after "shafting" customers out of their souls

Devil to be investigated by Trading Standards after "shafting" customers out of their souls

News filtered in last night that The Devil is set to be investigated by a team of professionals from Trading Standards after accusations that he has been offering poor deals to people wishing to sell their souls. In the past The Devil has been kno...
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Funny story:  'Queen back on 60-a-day' as SNP vows to dump tarnished Windsor brand

'Queen back on 60-a-day' as SNP vows to dump tarnished Windsor brand

Sandringham - The Palace has denied it's roll-ups that she's smoking as a new consignment of duty free Superkings arrived at the Norfolk mansion today. They are blaming her distaff side little bastard Alex Salmond for stoking the fires of republic...
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Funny story:  John Terry's face being used on Indian cigarette packets

John Terry's face being used on Indian cigarette packets

Representatives of John Terry are taking legal advice after an image resembling the footballer appeared on cigarette packs in India. The photograph of a blurred head and pale torso appears above the words SMOKING CIGARETTES CAN LEAD TO BEING CAPTA...
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Funny story:  Mancini begs Balotelli to quit his five-a-day smoking habit

Mancini begs Balotelli to quit his five-a-day smoking habit

Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has revealed that controversial striker Mario Balotelli is refusing to give up a smoking habit thought to involve up to two packets of cigarettes a week. "I am against smoking - I urged him to give up but I...
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Funny story:  The Reason Why The Miley Cyrus Music Video "Move Like Marley" Went Up In Smoke

The Reason Why The Miley Cyrus Music Video "Move Like Marley" Went Up In Smoke

HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus recently turned 19, and she now feels that she should have a lot more control in things relating to her music career. But according to a story reported by the El Lay Informer that is just not the case. Gibraltar Yukon wi...
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Funny story:  Man arrested over teenager's tab death

Man arrested over teenager's tab death

Smokers have been warned about increasing levels of violence involving cigarette stubs. In a nicotine-related attack, a 17-year-old youth died in unexpected circumstances. A post-mortem revealed John Fagg had been strangled by a string of tab ends...
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Funny story:  Beer To Drop To A Pound A Pint, Cigarettes To 50p A Packet

Beer To Drop To A Pound A Pint, Cigarettes To 50p A Packet

In a revolutionary initiative driven by breweries, the government, and a delegation from the FTSE's Top 100, beer prices will be reduced to a pound a pint in time for Christmas, with cigarette prices plunging to fifty pence a packet, and the lifting...
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Funny story:  Herman Cain Talks About His Latest Campaign Ad Which Shows His Chief-of-Staff Smoking

Herman Cain Talks About His Latest Campaign Ad Which Shows His Chief-of-Staff Smoking

WINSTON-SALEM, North Carolina - Herman Cain brought his campaign bus tour deep into "Tobacco Territory." And GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle said that it was a brilliant move by the Republican presidential front runner or as Michele Bachmann re...
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Funny story:  Iceland's Volcano is Proof of God Just Having a Smoke before Armageddon

Iceland's Volcano is Proof of God Just Having a Smoke before Armageddon

Following the disappointing Misjudgment Day and associated backlash by followers who had offered their life savings to the cause, Reverend Camping, leader of the May 21st prediction fiasco, now says that the Iceland volcano eruption is proof that God...
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Funny story:  Good News: President Obama Has Quit Smoking - Bad News: He's Taken Up Chewing Tobacco

Good News: President Obama Has Quit Smoking - Bad News: He's Taken Up Chewing Tobacco

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has told the White House Press Corps that President Obama, after months and months of trying has finally kicked the cigarette habit. The members of the media erupted in a thunderous applaus...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama has quit smoking 'but still fancies the odd fag'

Barack Obama has quit smoking 'but still fancies the odd fag'

Washington AC/DC - (Smoke N Mirrors): It's been almost a year, Mrs Obama told reporters, since her husband's last affair with the dreaded weed. "Of course, I haven't really poked and prodded him on this," the First Lady admitted in reply to questi...
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Funny story:  Man Nearly Drowns After Chain Smoking Water Vapor Cigarette Substitute

Man Nearly Drowns After Chain Smoking Water Vapor Cigarette Substitute

An Arkansas man is in stable condition at Our Lady of Perpetual Mercy Hospital after suffering a near drowning incident at his home in Hog Jaw. Slim Pickums, Vice Commander of the Hog Jaw Knights of Columbus was rushed to OLPM late Wednesday night af...
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Funny story:  Police request cigarette smoke colour change for wintry conditions

Police request cigarette smoke colour change for wintry conditions

Smoking Police Officers experiencing breathlessness in wintry conditions through excessive exhaling due to their inability to distinguish between the smoke they are blowing out and natural water vapour created by the cold, have asked for smoke to be...
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Funny story:  UN Endorses Gruesome Cigarette Packaging

UN Endorses Gruesome Cigarette Packaging

NEW YORK - The UN today formally endorsed a plan by the US Congress to incorporate disgusting imagery on cigarette packages. The plan, which is backed by the organization, Mothers Against Damned Near Everything Society Savors (MADNESS) but vehemently...
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Funny story:  The Big Match:  Chewing Gum Fergie Versus £200 per Ciggy Pack Wazza.

The Big Match: Chewing Gum Fergie Versus £200 per Ciggy Pack Wazza.

Old Trafford, Manchester: £200 per Ciggy Pack Wazza who has not been loyal to his wife, understandably is not loyal to his football club and now wants a move from Manchester United and Chewing Gum Fergie. In what has been classic Chewing Gum Ferg...
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Funny story:  Cigarettes to be put on prescription

Cigarettes to be put on prescription

At the recent Conservative party conference it was announced by Prime Minister, David Cameron, that it would be a "jolly wheeze" to make cigarettes available on prescription. Many of his fellow party members asked him to "packet in". In what is sa...
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