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Scamatology to Sue TV Show The Path For Giving Away All Their Brainwashing Secrets

Funny story: Scamatology to Sue TV Show The Path For Giving Away All Their Brainwashing Secrets

Clearly Criminal, FL Davey Makemerich, thuggish head of the Cult of Scamatology, announced through his mouthpiece, Karin Peowerless, that the new Hulu series, The Path, takes too much of its supposedly fictional story straight from the files of Scama...

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Scamatology to Provide Each Remaining Member With Own Skyscraper

Funny story: Scamatology to Provide Each Remaining Member With Own Skyscraper

Clearly Criminal, FL While its membership dwindles, the "church" of Scamatology has been buying up buildings in major cities to use as Scamatology meeting places. This is despite the fact that membership in the cult has been rapidly dwindling as its...

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Fox News Greta Van Susteran Overpowers Comedy Central's Jon Stewart

Funny story: Fox News Greta Van Susteran Overpowers Comedy Central's Jon Stewart

Los Angeles, CA Member of the Church of Scamatology and Fox News commentator Greta Van Susteran revealed to Comedy Central's Jon Stewart that "two wrongs don't make a right." This was revealed to Greta via her super-powers that she has gained from...

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Donald Trump to Buy Church of Scientology

Funny story: Donald Trump to Buy Church of Scientology

New York, NY Donald Trump has announced that he has become a devotee of Scientology, auditing with his solid gold e-meter and expelling body thetans from his hair by the millions. "I absolutely love the Church of Scientology, what with all the c...

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Church of Scientology to Combine With Sears & Roebuck

Funny story: Church of Scientology to Combine With Sears & Roebuck

Clearwater, FL The Church of Scientology and Sears & Roebuck have both had hard times in the last few years. Scientology has been having lots of members quit, and Sears has been having many old customers quit. "We feel that since we are both...

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Tom Cruise to Ditch Scientology for Children of God

Funny story: Tom Cruise to Ditch Scientology for Children of God

Tom Cruise announced today that he was quitting the Church of Scientology to join the Children of God. The Children of God, who also call themselves Family International or Family of Love, have long been known as kind of a Christian sex cult, who be...

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Dick Cheney Joins Church of Scientology

Funny story: Dick Cheney Joins Church of Scientology

Omaha, NE It was announced today that former vice-president Dick Cheney has joined the Church of Scientology and will attend Scientology classes at the Celebrity Center of Casper, Wyoming. He will be its only member (the church has also been trying t...

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Cruise will quit Scientology to become a 'Moonie'

Funny story: Cruise will quit Scientology to become a 'Moonie'

LOS ANGELES (ABSNN) - TheSpoof.com was granted an exclusive interview with Tom Cruise today. The actor revealed he is leaving the Church of Scientology and will become a "Moonie." "Yes, it is true, I am leaving Scientology to become a 'Mooni...

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Scientologists flock to new church

Funny story: Scientologists flock to new church

The Church of Scientology is taking a bit of a beating at the moment, what with claims of child forced labor, perverting the course of justice and false imprisonment. Several organizations, including Village Voice and the hacker group Anonymous are...

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How to Get a Free 12 Year Cruise on a Luxury Ocean Liner for Your Children

Funny story: How to Get a Free 12 Year Cruise on a Luxury Ocean Liner for Your Children

1. Join the Church of Scientology for a few years. (Remember the name of the game is to get rid of your children for 12 years, yes 12 years!!) 2. Renounce your faith in Scientology. 3. Allow the "church" to write up a contract for 1 billion years. (Why 1 billion years?) 4. Let them send away child/children to catch a jet to Australia. 5. They will then be given a boarding pass for two...

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I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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