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Trump's Dog, Patton, Has Two Assholes

Funny story: Trump's Dog, Patton, Has Two Assholes

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Donald Trump, worried about his lack of support from Democrats in his attempt to repeal and replace ObamaCare, invited Senator Chuck Schumer and House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, to meet with him in the Oval Office so...

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Twenty seven senators for new sanctions on Iran receive AIPAC banquet award and toy AK-47 cigar lighters

Funny story: Twenty seven senators for new sanctions on Iran receive AIPAC banquet award and toy AK-47 cigar lighters

A consort of 27 Democratic and Republican senators has recently lined up to support AIPAC with a bill to raise new sanctions on Iran. This action is meant to arrest the Obama-Kerry agreement with Iran on a peaceful nuclear power program as a step...

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George Zimmerman being considered as new sanction to keep Iran non-nuclear

Funny story: George Zimmerman being considered as new sanction to keep Iran non-nuclear

Sanctions on Iran due to its nuclear program have been given new life today with reports of a valuable new weapon in the struggle--George Zimmerman. The US Congress is eager to push both old and new sanctions, despite the recent step toward peace...

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Akin's rape delusions expose a 'Congress of Crazies'

Funny story: Akin's rape delusions expose a 'Congress of Crazies'

Washington DC - Rep. Todd Akin's recent comments about rape and abortion indicate that he is better suited for long-term stay in a psychiatric ward than he is for a Senate seat. Specifically, he told a television interviewer that in cases of "legi...

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$15 Trillion Super Bowl Bet Would Wipe Out The National Debt

Funny story: $15 Trillion Super Bowl Bet Would Wipe Out The National Debt

Indianapolis -- Congress is gambling that a determined group of Patriots can again save the United States from collapse. The lawmakers are betting $15 trillion that the New England Patriots will defeat the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLVI. "If N...

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Herman Cain's New 9-0-9 Tax Plan Taxes The World

Funny story: Herman Cain's New 9-0-9 Tax Plan Taxes The World

DETROIT - In what has been dubbed the bravest political idea since President Obama promised to change the way politics is done in Washington, Republican presidential hopeful, Herman Cain has revised and redefined his original 9-9-9 tax plan to sound...

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Carl Paladino endorsed by Schumer

Funny story: Carl Paladino endorsed by Schumer

Carl Paladino picked up a key endorsement today from Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer. Paladino, a Tea Party Republican, is running for Governor in New York. Speaking at the Ellicott Center in Buffalo, Schumer spoke warmly of the candidate: "Carl...

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Geithner Stimulus Plan: Don't Pay Your Taxes

Funny story: Geithner Stimulus Plan: Don't Pay Your Taxes

Incoming Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner told Congress about his own stimulus idea on Friday. Geithner said that Americans should follow his lead and not pay their taxes. "It turns out that people spend money themselves more effectively than g...

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