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Funny story: Romney Dumps VP "Big Whopper Ryan" for Really Good Actor -- Chuck Norris

Romney Dumps VP "Big Whopper Ryan" for Really Good Actor -- Chuck Norris

On the heels of Chuck Norris' critically acclaimed Romney campaign ad warning of "1,000 years of darkness" should Obama win reelection, Mitt Romney held a press conference just minutes ago to announce he was replacing VP pick Paul Ryan with the chari...
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Funny story: Kodak to be Bailed Out by Chuck Norris

Kodak to be Bailed Out by Chuck Norris

Following Chuck Norris's announcement that he will assume the Presidency in 2013, his financial advisors disclosed today that Mr. Norris will also take over the ailing Kodak Corporation in an apparent move to "Kick its butt back into shape". With...
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Funny story: Chuck Norris to Represent Chuck Norris Party in Bid for Presidency

Chuck Norris to Represent Chuck Norris Party in Bid for Presidency

Following what many believe to be examples of ridiculous and juvenile leadership styles from the Republican candidates on the debate trail as well as from the Democrats in Washington, Chuck Norris has decided to take the U.S. Presidency in 2013. No...
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Funny story: War on Gingers Goes Global, Sarah Ferguson Charged in Turkey

War on Gingers Goes Global, Sarah Ferguson Charged in Turkey

The existence of a clandestine anti-ginger movement was confirmed this week following charges levied against Sarah Ferguson by the country of Turkey for foreign relations tampering. After considering the finality of a jail sentence lasting 22 years,...
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Funny story: Intelligent Design finally reveal the identity of the Designer: Chuck Norris

Intelligent Design finally reveal the identity of the Designer: Chuck Norris

The Discovery Institute, the secret headquarters of James Bond's biggest foe, Intelligent Design, has revealed that the designer in their theory is Chuck Norris. William Behe, the evil genius mastermind behind Intelligent Design, believes he is th...
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Funny story: Chuck Norris: One Badass that Should NOT Become the President of Texas

Chuck Norris: One Badass that Should NOT Become the President of Texas

The Republic of Texas -- Not that I don't care for the Hollywood star perhaps best known for his role in the television series, "Walker, Texas Ranger". But as in any crisis, and the Country as whole is facing a deep financial crisis, the nuts come out in droves. Chuck Norris is merely one of the latest. It takes a bit of courage to dis on the man who doesn't wear a watch simply because he dec...
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Funny story: Don't worry, it was only Norris

Don't worry, it was only Norris

World agencies were yesterday scrambling to find out just what caused the massive tsunami that destroyed the United States. Theories were brought forth and quickly dismissed with alarming regularity, accusations of a global conspiracy were seized...
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Funny story: Chuck Norris to Endorse Ron Paul

Chuck Norris to Endorse Ron Paul

Today Chuck Norris announced that he will be changing his endorsment to Republican GOP candidate Ron Paul.
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Funny story: Real Chuck Norris Not Happy With Chuck Norris Book

Real Chuck Norris Not Happy With Chuck Norris Book

Chuck Norris, martial arts expert and actor, is not happy with the new Chuck Norris book that is on the market for the holidays. The book, which features cartoons with captions such as "Chuck Norris is so tough, nails grind themselves to iron f...
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Funny story: Saddam Captor Revealed

Saddam Captor Revealed

SECRET LOCATION, SOMEWHERE - It is now being reported that it was martial-arts actor Chuck Norris who located Saddam Hussein and flushed him out of that spider hole.
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