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Funny story:  Comet Pan-STARRS 'may be an extraterrestrial drone' out to get Obama

Comet Pan-STARRS 'may be an extraterrestrial drone' out to get Obama

Washington - "Could it be be a National Rifle Association Second Amendment acquisition?" the President demanded of US Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel in an emergency conference call today as Comet Pan-STARRS became visible in Northern Hemisphere skies.
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Funny story:  Chevron eyes Scooter Libby prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald 'to fill Chuck Hagel's boots'

Chevron eyes Scooter Libby prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald 'to fill Chuck Hagel's boots'

San Ramon - "You mean as in, er, 'With Concrete?' maybe?" bemused Big Oil sources quipped tonight as Chevron top brass reviewed the scalps Fitzie's notched up fighting organized crime in the last 30 years. This weekend the awesome former US Attor...
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Funny story:  Obama responds to Chuck Hagel rumors with crafty ringtone message

Obama responds to Chuck Hagel rumors with crafty ringtone message

Washington AC/DC - "Either our Commander-in-Chief has gone completely doolally," former US Senator from Nebraska Chuck Hagel said today, "or I'm misinterpretatin' the subtlety of his response!" The comments come amid reports that Hagel is in shock...
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