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Dodge-Chrysler lands $1.6 billion contract to build military SUV's - for China!

Funny story: Dodge-Chrysler lands $1.6 billion contract to build military SUV's - for China!

Chicago, IL---Chrysler announced today that it's award winning manufacturer of sport utility vehicles, Dodge, is going to be building heavy duty, military versions of the Durango for the Chinese military. In a move to bolster the fledgling Dodge l...

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"Bunga-Bunga!" Italy's Fiat Takes Control of Chrysler Screwing Taxpayers for $1.3B!

Funny story: "Bunga-Bunga!" Italy's Fiat Takes Control of Chrysler Screwing Taxpayers for $1.3B!

Calling it a 'major accomplishment" an Obama Treasury Department official hailed today's sale of the remaining shares of Chrysler to Italy's Fiat despite the fact the taxpaying public were shorted over $1.3 Billion in TARP money wasted on the margin...

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China Calls Mortgage on White House, Blames Sinking Real Estate Values and Binging First Family!

Funny story: China Calls Mortgage on White House, Blames Sinking Real Estate Values and Binging First Family!

The Peoples Bank of China (PBOC), the country's central bank, and holder of most of the US debt, today sent shock waves through the international monetary system when it called the mortgage loan on The White House, downgraded US Treasury bonds to 'ju...

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6 Successful Italian Americans You Don't Know Sh-t About (Part 2)

Funny story: 6 Successful Italian Americans You Don't Know Sh-t About (Part 2)

How do you make a Dago successful in business? Give him a gun! Bwaa, haa, haa. That is f--king hysterical! 6 Successful Italian Americans You Don't Know Sh-t About (Part 2) 2.) Amadeo Giannini (1870 - 1949) founder in 1904 of Bank of Italy, which later became Bank of America, the largest bank in the United States. Amadeo Giannini --whose parents were Italian immigrants from Favale di Ma...

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Chrysler Vows Profit By 2077

Funny story: Chrysler Vows Profit By 2077

Chrysler Corp Chairman Tom LaSorda announced today that he sees light at the end of the tunnel for the beleaguered automaker and foresees Chrysler emerging from bankruptcy and making a small profit no later than the fall of 2077. "There are many c...

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Lee Iacocca Courted by Chryslur, Nearly Dies Laughing

Funny story: Lee Iacocca Courted by Chryslur, Nearly Dies Laughing

DETROIT, MI - Lido Anthony "Lee" Iacocca, 84, nearly died in his home this morning while on the phone with Chryslur executives. When Iacocca took the helm of Chryslur in 1978, it was a struggling company, bailed out by the federal government in 19...

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Chrysler's Collapse inspires new TV series: "Bankruptcy Court TV"

Funny story: Chrysler's Collapse inspires new TV series: "Bankruptcy Court TV"

Detroit, Michigan - For the first-time ever, with the fate of millions of American jobs on the line, Bankruptcy Court has the potential of becoming just as interesting as a murder trial. At least that is what the producers of the popular Court TV are...

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Obama sold on Chrysler's new concept car: "The Homer-Mobile"

Funny story: Obama sold on Chrysler's new concept car: "The Homer-Mobile"

Motor City - Saved by a government bailout for the second time by holding its employees hostage for a second time, the buzz around Capitol Hill is that Chrysler won over President Barack Obama with new concept car design they call: "The Obama-Mobile"...

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Chrysler jumps into bed with FIAT

Funny story: Chrysler jumps into bed with FIAT

In a bizzare move obviously fueled by party pills, desperation and red wine, an alliance has been announced between FIAT and Chrysler. Spokesman for Chrysler Larry Dork (jnr) said "What the hell, Chrysler is f**cked, Mercedes didn't want us, so wh...

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Fiat & Chrysler Meld: BADDA BING MOTORS, LLC!

Funny story: Fiat & Chrysler Meld: BADDA BING MOTORS, LLC!

Turin, Italy/ FBI/ Mafia News Flash - Barney Frank, House Senate Banking Chairman, was stunned today when he heard the announcement of the unholy union of Fiat and Chrysler, the marriage that gave the Italians 35% of the $4.2B in cash recently releas...

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Santa Claus To Congress: "One Trillion Dollars Or No Christmas."

Funny story: Santa Claus To Congress: "One Trillion Dollars Or No Christmas."

(Washington, D.C.) In the CEO Gulfstream jet wake of General Motors, Ford and Chrysler returning to Congress in search of a 34 billion-dollar bailout, a sleigh with a vanity license plate that read simply "S. Claus" touched down in front of the Capit...

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Big Three Propose New Plan

Funny story: Big Three Propose New Plan

The Big Three automakers, General Motors, Ford and Chrysler, disclosed their new plan for using federal dollars to save the US auto industry. Sensitive to public perception after the incident where they flew in separate private jets, the three CEOs w...

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Detroit's Big 3 Automakers File Bankruptcy

Funny story: Detroit's Big 3 Automakers File Bankruptcy

Meltdown, Michigan - Ford, GM and Chrysler have all filed for bankruptcy protection under Chapter 11 following their failed attempts to lobby congress for a carve-out of $25 billion from the $700 billion Wall Street bailout fund. "There's no w...

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"TheSpoof" to Shut Down for Two Weeks

Funny story: "TheSpoof" to Shut Down for Two Weeks

The Editorial staff of "The Spoof" has decided to shut down its website for two weeks in July. It will be during the same two week span that Chrysler will shut its doors.

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Daimler Chrysler to Be Purchased By Cerberus

Funny story: Daimler Chrysler to Be Purchased By Cerberus

Diamler Chrysler has announced that 80% of the money losing company will be purchased by Cerberus. This move is being made in an attempt to keep one of the world's largest auto makers solvent.

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US Environmental Breakthrough - US Laughs At Kyoto!

Funny story: US Environmental Breakthrough - US Laughs At Kyoto!

Automobile giants FORD, GM and Daimler Chrysler have announced the amazing results of a joint top secret project that has amazed and stunned the automobile world as well as making laughing stock out of the Kyoto environmental agreement. The bi...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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