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Hollyweird's hottest: Selma Blair

Selma Beitner (aka Batsheva), whose screen name is Selma Blair because (1) "Blair" sounds better than "Beitner," (2) she wants to hide her Jewish heritage ("'Blair' sounds less offensively Anglo," she says), has starred in one or two blockbusters, but she is not adverse to accepting roles in independent films or even art-house trash when the meatier roles are not forthcoming. Her "versatility," sh...

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Natalie Wood Death Focuses on Frank Sinatra Pic

Funny story: Natalie Wood Death Focuses on Frank Sinatra Pic

Get ready Nancy Grace. Stephen Hawking just predicted the imminent extinction of the human race in a religious nuclear World War III unless we colonize space or travel in time and all of us are fixated on Natalie Wood's death on Thanksgiving weekend...

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Natalie Wood: did she jump or was she pushed? New drowning file reopened

Funny story: Natalie Wood: did she jump or was she pushed? New drowning file reopened

California - A thirty year whodunnit mystery was reopened today amid new evidence in the unexplained death of West Side Story star Natalie Wood. The actress' body was found floating a mile away from the yacht Splendour off Santa Catalina island in...

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Iraqi Man Stoned to Death for Bad Christopher Walken Impression

Imagine this: a man is walking on a street with a friend. He talks about movies and television from the United States. The Taliban don't notice him until he imitated Christopher Walken. The man's name was Browny Smelling and he watched "The Deer H...

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Rep. Gov. Bobby Jindal mistakenly reads "Good Night Moon" instead of delivering the official GOP response to Obama

Funny story: Rep. Gov. Bobby Jindal mistakenly reads "Good Night Moon" instead of delivering the official GOP response to Obama

Washington, D.C. - Republican Governor Jindal is blaming his poorly received speech in response to President's Barack Obama's de facto State of the Union speech last week on an apparent mix-up by a member of his staff. Jindal claims that the aide was...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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