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Funny story: Phil Robertson to Go After Druids & Christmas Trees Next?

Phil Robertson to Go After Druids & Christmas Trees Next?

Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty has just been rehired and many are celebrating the fact. But a new sermon by the Preacher may begin another controversy but not so bad as the last one. "He is going to come down strong on having Christmas trees all d...
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Funny story: The Reason Why Snowflake, Arizona May End Up Cancelling Christmas

The Reason Why Snowflake, Arizona May End Up Cancelling Christmas

SNOWFLAKE, Arizona - The town of Snowflake is situated in the east central part of the state. Snowflake is noted for being the birthplace of Egbert P. Plumbago, the man who is credited with having invented butter. The town is also home to The P...
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Funny story: The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt VI; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt VI; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

My friend Shylock Humes and I sat in the four-wheeler, in the inky-shadowed street outside the villa of Colonel Clavicord, late of the Bengal Dancers and host of the Annual Convention of Not-Quite Correct Things. We waited on the arrival of Inspector Arbuthnot Williams of Scotland Yard, who ought by now to have been relieved from his vigil at 345 Bombay Road by Inspector Stanley Livingstone Sta...
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Funny story: Tinsel production problems threaten Christmas 2012

Tinsel production problems threaten Christmas 2012

Tinsel production has been hit by the floods in China and Korea to such an extent that there is expected to be a massive shortage in Christmas 2012. "Over ninety percent of tinsel production is in just three factories in Korea and China," said Chr...
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Funny story: Need to get rid of a Christmas Tree? There's an app for that

Need to get rid of a Christmas Tree? There's an app for that

Pretty soon all of the Christmas trees bought just before the festive period will require collecting. "But what to do with the old tree?" asks Mac Buck of App World!. "Do you recycle? Do you take it to the tip? Or do you leave it in a neighbour's...
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Funny story: Thieves nick Trafalgar Square Christmas tree!

Thieves nick Trafalgar Square Christmas tree!

Trafalgar Square, London: In an astonishing blitz-attack thieves nicked the huge Norwegian Christmas Tree standing in Trafalger Square. It was last seen speeding towards the M25 on the back of a low-loader and then disappeared behind a motorway lay-b...
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Funny story: Dyslexic Man Proclaims Bah Humbug after Bedbug Infestation

Dyslexic Man Proclaims Bah Humbug after Bedbug Infestation

Filing an insect nuisance report with the New York Department of Adult Entertainment Licensing and Insect Eradication, a man who had first said his name was Pike Marker, claims that his entire apartment complex is "wovered cith humbugs", apparently j...
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Funny story: Letters to Santa

Letters to Santa

Angela Merkel: Dear Santa Claus, please bring me a new jacket. I fear that should I giggle when next Nicky (Sarkozy) tickles me, I will pop a button. Even two or three. President Sarkozy: Dear Père Noël, please bring me an inflatable doll but the doll must be as sexy as my dear little angel - Angela Merkel. She's German, but not to worry about that - Hitler's dead after all. Pope Benedict: D...
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Funny story: God Joins the War on Christmas, Knocks Over National Christmas Tree

God Joins the War on Christmas, Knocks Over National Christmas Tree

The 40-foot Colorado blue spruce, used as the National Christmas Tree since 1978, was struck down by an act of God on Saturday. God used His mighty winds to snap the trunk of the tree, forcing it to topple completely. "We haven't seen holy anger l...
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Funny story: National Christmas Tree Toppling on Saturday; Who or What Is to Blame?

National Christmas Tree Toppling on Saturday; Who or What Is to Blame?

The wind did it. So they say. Hogwash! It wasn't the wind at all. It was a group of elves from Santa's workshop who made a quick visit from the North Pole to Washington, D.C., and knocked down the tree. Why? you ask. Chief Elf Elvis, at a p...
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Funny story: £7 Million Christmas Tree

£7 Million Christmas Tree

The Emirates Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi is displaying a seven million pound Christmas Tree in its Foyer. It has loaded the tree with gold and diamonds in order to promote the spirit of Christmas to the tourists jetting in for the Yuletide festivities.
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Funny story: Mysterious Kidnappings Of Fir Trees Taking Place Throughout Western Nations!

Mysterious Kidnappings Of Fir Trees Taking Place Throughout Western Nations!

Thousands of fir trees have been mysteriously disappearing from forests around the Western world in the last few weeks. Forest rangers making their rounds have been shocked to find many conifers, mostly young ones between three and six feet tall,...
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Funny story: Oregon Tree Cutters Safe But Apparently Not Sound After Two Nights In Woods & Snow!

Oregon Tree Cutters Safe But Apparently Not Sound After Two Nights In Woods & Snow!

A search for two Christmas tree hunters has been called off after the two showed up Thursday. "Apparently their car got stuck in the snow and mud", stated Officer Dinwitty of Medford. Meanwhile, one of the two guys was doing a little dance in t...
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Funny story: Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Women

Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Women

- Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you've had in the past. - Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices. - A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet. - You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home. - A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it. - When you are done with a Chri...
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Funny story: Twelfth Night Policing

Twelfth Night Policing

Greater Manchester Police have announced the formation of a new squad within the force, called the Twelfth Night Squad. This squad will be responsible for trawling around the neighbourhoods of Greater Manchester looking for Christmas Decorations a...
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Funny story: Artist Sends Decorated Christmas Tree Balls To White House

Artist Sends Decorated Christmas Tree Balls To White House

The White House will not display a set of Christmas tree ornaments that calls for President George W. Bush's impeachment and also that of Vice President Cheney. The ornaments were made by artist Bedorah Flatulance, who says she wanted to honor Rep...
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Funny story: Son Attacks Dad With Christmas Tree

Son Attacks Dad With Christmas Tree

Police say a Florida man who lives with his parents has been charged with attacking his father with a Christmas tree and its metal stand. According to the Manatee County sheriff's report, 37-year-old Thomas Edward Backie was arrested and charged...
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Funny story: "No Christmas Trees This Year!" Says Union President Paris Hilton

"No Christmas Trees This Year!" Says Union President Paris Hilton

The International Christmas Tree Growers Union voted to strike today over the growing trend by people to use fake Christmas trees. President Paris Hilton says that Union Members are fed up with the growing trend towards plastic trees and called for a...
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