Tinsel production has been hit by the floods in China and Korea to such an extent that there is expected to be a massive shortage in Christmas 2012.
"Over ninety percent of tinsel production is in just three factories in Korea and China," said Chr...
Pretty soon all of the Christmas trees bought just before the festive period will require collecting.
"But what to do with the old tree?" asks Mac Buck of App World!. "Do you recycle? Do you take it to the tip? Or do you leave it in a neighbour's...
Trafalgar Square, London: In an astonishing blitz-attack thieves nicked the huge Norwegian Christmas Tree standing in Trafalger Square. It was last seen speeding towards the M25 on the back of a low-loader and then disappeared behind a motorway lay-b...
Filing an insect nuisance report with the New York Department of Adult Entertainment Licensing and Insect Eradication, a man who had first said his name was Pike Marker, claims that his entire apartment complex is "wovered cith humbugs", apparently j...
Angela Merkel: Dear Santa Claus, please bring me a new jacket. I fear that should I giggle when next Nicky (Sarkozy) tickles me, I will pop a button. Even two or three.
President Sarkozy: Dear Père Noël, please bring me an inflatable doll but the doll must be as sexy as my dear little angel - Angela Merkel. She's German, but not to worry about that - Hitler's dead after all.
Pope Benedict: D...
The 40-foot Colorado blue spruce, used as the National Christmas Tree since 1978, was struck down by an act of God on Saturday. God used His mighty winds to snap the trunk of the tree, forcing it to topple completely.
"We haven't seen holy anger l...
The wind did it. So they say.
Hogwash! It wasn't the wind at all. It was a group of elves from Santa's workshop who made a quick visit from the North Pole to Washington, D.C., and knocked down the tree. Why? you ask.
Chief Elf Elvis, at a p...
The Emirates Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi is displaying a seven million pound Christmas Tree in its Foyer. It has loaded the tree with gold and diamonds in order to promote the spirit of Christmas to the tourists jetting in for the Yuletide festivities.
Thousands of fir trees have been mysteriously disappearing from forests around the Western world in the last few weeks.
Forest rangers making their rounds have been shocked to find many conifers, mostly young ones between three and six feet tall,...
A search for two Christmas tree hunters has been called off after the two showed up Thursday.
"Apparently their car got stuck in the snow and mud", stated Officer Dinwitty of Medford.
Meanwhile, one of the two guys was doing a little dance in t...
Rocking around the Christmas Tree is bad for your health
In the year 2000, believe it or not, the following press release was put out by the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents
"Rocking around the Christmas tree could be one of the quickest ways to land in hospital as the party season gets into full swing, The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents warned today.
Of about...
- Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you've had in the past.
- Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
- A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
- You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
- A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
- When you are done with a Chri...
Greater Manchester Police have announced the formation of a new squad within the force, called the Twelfth Night Squad.
This squad will be responsible for trawling around the neighbourhoods of Greater Manchester looking for Christmas Decorations a...
The White House will not display a set of Christmas tree ornaments that calls for President George W. Bush's impeachment and also that of Vice President Cheney.
The ornaments were made by artist Bedorah Flatulance, who says she wanted to honor Rep...
Police say a Florida man who lives with his parents has been charged with attacking his father with a Christmas tree and its metal stand.
According to the Manatee County sheriff's report, 37-year-old Thomas Edward Backie was arrested and charged...
The International Christmas Tree Growers Union voted to strike today over the growing trend by people to use fake Christmas trees. President Paris Hilton says that Union Members are fed up with the growing trend towards plastic trees and called for a...
Beatle Warning Issued for Artificial Christmas Trees...