Jolly Old Saint Nick they call him. Belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly. He gives presents to children all over the world, but did you ever wonder how he got to be Santa Claus?
Groundbreaking evidence, in the form of ancient parchments, has ju...
A recent poll conducted by this writer has revealed that one of the most annoying, cringe worthy and irritating things about Christmas are those shit family Christmas cards you get from relatives and friends, depicting them and their kids dressed up...
The Prime Minister is recovering following an incident during the early hours of this morning in Downing Street when he was attacked by an intruder in his home. Thrown through a ground floor window the quick thinking Prime Minister then managed to st...
As the list of celebrities linked to the ongoing investigation into Jimmy Savile grows, it was revealed today that Santa Claus had been arrested by police.
Santa, real name Father Christmas, was arrested with regard to offences dating back to the...
Santas Grotto, Lapland: It is Christmas Eve and Santa is getting ready on his 'mammoth task' to keep children all over the world happy with their Christmas gifts, just like it happened when Jesus was born in Bethlehem, when three wise men came bring...
Archaeologists have recently made some astonishing discoveries which could change the way in which we view history. If confirmed, they would indicate that human beings were celebrating Christmas over 10,000 years ago. Historians generally believe tha...
The United Nations has taken steps to shut down Santa's workshop.
A top-secret investigation has revealed that Santa Claus does not employ elves to make toys. In fact, the labor is provided by children.
United Nations spokesman Felix Navidad st...
SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - A few weeks ago Bill Gates, 57, visited the town of Sheboygan which is situated on Lake Michigan.
Gates traveled to the Wisconsin city to see about purchasing the famous lake which is one of the five famous Great Lakes.
T...
One thing that can be said about famous celebrities is that they pretty much have everything they've ever needed or ever wanted.
With the money they make on songs, movies, television, books, comedy performances, and commercials they could practically all retire and never have to pick up a guitar, a script, or a microphone ever again.
But of course, like 97.3 percent of them say it is not abo...
LOS ANGELES - A representative for Bob Dylan has just announced that the 71-year-old folk singer has just recorded a Christmas song with the star of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Alana Thompson, 7.
Dylan's rep told Music Moments Magazine that he was f...
A high ranking Elf Union source reported today that Santa is now considering retirement, following recent economic and environmental impacts to the North Pole and Santa's workshop.
The retirement speculation follows a report last week that Moody's...
Every Christmas season the various television networks dish out their banquet of Christmas-themed specials.
Some of the all-time favorite annual Christmas shows of years gone by included those by Andy Williams, Perry Como, Bob Hope, and The Three Stooges.
Back in the 60s and 70s most of the television holiday sets consisted of some Christmas trees, some lights, Christmas ornaments, tons of...
Just two weeks before Christmas, the festival of joy and happiness, we at The-spoof headquarters have received a very distressful letter from our beloved Santa Claus.
On the fateful day of December, the 8th, an elf wearing green woolen clothing an...
The Christmas season is fast approaching and merchants and retailers are already trying to figure out which toys will be this holiday season's best sellers.
According to three of the biggest retail chains in the United States this year promises to be a banner year for such toys as Jake's Musical Pirate Ship, LeapPad 2 Explorer, Nerf Laser Tag Blasters, Lalaloopsy Silly Hair Star Doll - Harmony...
Just before the festive period begins gay activists are calling for a Christmas boycott because they feel as though the world is discrminating against them by not allowing a gay Father Christmas to deliver the presents.
US Gay activist, Scarlet Pi...
With the holiday season soon to be on us its time to look at Christmas gifts for all the family.
Mom: Moms live to iron so what better gift to give than a brand new Lemco ironing board. If that was what you got for Mom last year then this year you should top it off with a nice floral print Lemco asbestos ironing board cover. Moms everywhere will be looking forward to a New Year full of ironing...
But don't take that to mean you should be naughty instead of nice.
Spoof reporter Gail Farrelly did an email interview with Santa Claus and found out that there IS still a Naughty-or-Nice List (NNList) at the North Pole, but Santa no longer prep...
Defeated Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has been accused of being something of a sore loser recently. First he claimed that Obama won the election due to giving gifts to Latino and African American voters. Even a man who had the Romney/Ryan logo...