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Funny story: Russian Orthodox Christmas Day Celebrations Dazzle

Russian Orthodox Christmas Day Celebrations Dazzle

Moscow - Festivities kicked off around noon today with a traditional 21-Gun Salute likened by revelers to Chinese fire crackers at the start of the annual lunar New Year. Patriarch Kiril, former head of the KGB and now the nation's top cleric, sp...
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Funny story: House cat eats entire Christmas tree and lives

House cat eats entire Christmas tree and lives

Seattle, Washington. The Allen family Christmas will never be quite the same…since Abby the Tabby ate their vintage artificial Christmas tree…ALL of it. Really you say? How is that even possible? It was to be a dream vacation… two weeks in Hawaii...
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Funny story: What to do with Christmas Leftovers, 3 Key Items

What to do with Christmas Leftovers, 3 Key Items

1. Freeze Turkey Giblets , then promote as genuine WW1 Christmas Truce Football Match Interval Edwardian 'Comfits' or 'Fancies'. 2. Mix up any old rubbish lurking in your fridge , with some Fruits Rouges ( or tinned Raspberries) and label it: 'French and/or Italian Rustic Preserve.'..then decant into any glass pot, stick a label in French or Italian onto it....money for old rope, but make sure...
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Funny story: Sony hack forces thousands of children outside over Christmas

Sony hack forces thousands of children outside over Christmas

Thousands of Children were forced to play outside or entertain them selves with board games after the massive hack that left gamers unable to connect to the internet on Christmas day. The Hack resulted in gangs of feral children leaving their bedr...
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Funny story: A Christmas Selection Of 10 Badass Popes

A Christmas Selection Of 10 Badass Popes

1) Pope Stephen VI: had his predecessor Formosus, exhumed, tried, de-fingered, and thrown to the river. and his death by strangling. 2 The Pope who sold the papacy. Benedict IX was Pope from 1032 to 1044, again in 1045, and finally from 1047 to 1048, the only man to have served as Pope for three discontinuous periods, and one of the most controversial Popes of all time. Benedict gave up his...
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Funny story: Farage To Make White Christmases In Likely UKIP Voting Areas Only

Farage To Make White Christmases In Likely UKIP Voting Areas Only

A new satellite weather controller has been privately launched by UKIP backers to bring white Christmases to areas which pledge support to their party. The satellite, launched by balloon to cut costs, focuses barometric pulses on cumulo snow-us...
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Funny story: Geldof taken down by Amazon

Geldof taken down by Amazon

Sir Bob Geldof has taken his 30th anniversary supergroup Band AID to the Amazon for what was meant be a secret Christmas special finale to Band AID 30. The supergroup haven't been able to perform the hit 'Do they know It's Christmas?' as they had int...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz the Showman (sung to the melody of "Frosty the Snowman")

Ted Cruz the Showman (sung to the melody of "Frosty the Snowman")

Ted Cruz the Showman was a sleazy scrappy soul, With McCarthy looks and a button nose And two eyes made out of coal. Ted Cruz the Showman is a sordid tale, they say, He was full of blow but Teabillies know How he came to life one day. There must have been some money To propel him to the top. For when they made him Senator He became a Tea Party prop. O, Ted Cruz the Showman was...
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Funny story: The Dirty half Dozen

The Dirty half Dozen

The Metropolitan Police reveal their 6 most wanted criminals this Christmas including an 88 year man, Norman Todger, 'who attacked an elderly neighbour with a worn out rampant rabbit after finding him in bed shagging his wife,Ethel aged 90'! Crime...
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Funny story: Office Christmas party goes downhill fast after hot girl in accounts leaves early

Office Christmas party goes downhill fast after hot girl in accounts leaves early

Employees at McLellans Systems Ltd reported a dive in morale at this years Christmas party when the company's "hot girl in accounts" left at 7.30pm. "Before then the party was in full swing and many of the guys in the company were happy and chatt...
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Funny story: David Cameron in Angry Dispute with Neighbour over Christmas Decorations

David Cameron in Angry Dispute with Neighbour over Christmas Decorations

David Cameron's next door neighbour Gideon has told him he will complain to the council if he puts expensive Christmas decorations up this year, outside number 10. Gideon was overheard saying that Britain is going through its worst austerity cris...
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Funny story: 37% Of Christmas T.V. Not Repeats

37% Of Christmas T.V. Not Repeats

An amazing 37% of all transmitted programmes over the Christmas period will not be repeats this year. This has been achieved by counting God channels and news bulletins as Christmas T.V. a spokesperson for Xmas recycling told our reporter this mornin...
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Funny story: Sprouts Will Be Re-stocked In Time For Christmas - Supermarkets Claim

Sprouts Will Be Re-stocked In Time For Christmas - Supermarkets Claim

Housewives hoarding brussels sprouts and those small sausages to put around turkeys for Christmas have caused panic buying, with major stores claiming that there will not be enough for every shopper if people greedily buy up the stocks now. Groups...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-un brushes go on sale in run-up to Christmas

Kim Jong-un brushes go on sale in run-up to Christmas

North Korea has entered the foreign exports market with a new product set to beat all economic sanctions. The Kim Jong-un brush looks just like the supreme leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, complete with a chubby handle, an unbelie...
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Funny story: Major Stores Reach Agreement On Cathedral And Church Use

Major Stores Reach Agreement On Cathedral And Church Use

Several well known stores with high profile T.V. Christmas advertisements have reached agreement with bishops in the U.K. to utilise the huge amounts of prime City Centre Cathedral and Church interior and exterior space. Worshippers will be able to...
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Funny story: A Christmas Message from Bono 2014

A Christmas Message from Bono 2014

Hello Hello, Dis year I have been busy saving the world again. My friend and fellow tax exile Sir Bob let me sing on Band Aid again. So that I could start in my new mission to eradicate Ebola. I think I will have this all cured by Christmas, but I will be promoting my other things as well. I now have a rival, Russell Brand, who thinks he can be the saviour of the world. He can't there is on...
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Funny story: Strictly Morris Dancing Christmas Extravaganza Planned

Strictly Morris Dancing Christmas Extravaganza Planned

A glamour filled 6 part T.V. Morris Dancing competition is to jingle its glittering way onto our screens in time for Christmas. The risqué series will feature beer bellies, beards, balloons and bells. Strictly Come Dancing has proved to be such...
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Funny story: Turkeys Fitted With Self Delivery GPS Guidance

Turkeys Fitted With Self Delivery GPS Guidance

The rivalry between established mail delivery departments such as the U.K. Post Office and Amazon etc. has been further complicated by the growing number of items being dropped at home adresses by drones and automated model delivery robots, but now...
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Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
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