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Man Tells Son There Is No Santa Claus

Funny story: Man Tells Son There Is No Santa Claus

A man has been accused of what amounts to cruelty to children, after he informed his young son that there was no such person as Santa Claus. Dave Benson, 31, from Cleveland, Ohio - which, being both 220 miles in length, and 220 miles wide, should...

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Christmas Day To Fall On December 25 Again This Year

Funny story: Christmas Day To Fall On December 25 Again This Year

"It's the most won-derful time - of the year!" That's how the refrain goes, and who would argue with it, Christmastime being what it is? A time when the whole family gets together and remembers old disputes, a time for giving - and receiving - shi...

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Brexit Internet turkeys flying off shelves were rancid!

Funny story: Brexit Internet turkeys flying off shelves were rancid!

A UK supermarket flogging "Brexited" turkeys over the internet were 'not gobbled up' after discovering many of them were rancid! Irate Christmas Dinner lovers in many families all over the UK had their feast ruined by non-EU turkeys that obviously...

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Wrapping Paper Is the Dark Lord's Gift to the Holiday Season, a Bowed and Ribboned Middle Finger to Humanity

Funny story: Wrapping Paper Is the Dark Lord's Gift to the Holiday Season, a Bowed and Ribboned Middle Finger to Humanity

You want presents? Ha-ha, first you must skillfully fold this multi-colored sheet of wrinkles into an immaculate presentation worthy of the gift it conceals. Good luck fucker! Gather round my legions of the damned and look on as this fool tries to cr...

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Sheerans Silence

We at Back and to the Left news were unable to avoid eye contact with Ed Sheeran today and we ended up conducting an interview with him. I've just written the theme song to the new James Bond Movie! Ed we couldn't give less of a shit. Nobo...

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Donkey saved in Lincolnshire claims he's Jesus's donkey!

Funny story: Donkey saved in Lincolnshire claims he's Jesus's donkey!

Christmas always provides us with miserable and wonderful stories, and this story has hit the hearts of donkey and Jesus lovers in the UK! A donkey, that appeared from nowhere tied up on a supermarket forecourt was on its last legs until a donkey...

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Trump's Jerusalem victory will turn the tide in the war on Christmas

Funny story: Trump's Jerusalem victory will turn the tide in the war on Christmas

The war on Christmas is eternal, and will only be won when Jesus Christ himself returns and everyone in the world is dead. Today that glorious day came a step closer when Donald Trump effectively reclaimed Jerusalem as the capital of Christianity, pr...

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First Day Of Christmas, Trump Out Of White House

Funny story: First Day Of Christmas, Trump Out Of White House

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Trump out of the White House, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Trump out, Hillary in, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree. On the third...

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Bitcoin Named Hottest 2017 Christmas Present

Funny story: Bitcoin Named Hottest 2017 Christmas Present

Forget cabbage patch dolls, Barbie, hoverboards and Gameboys. The hottest gift for 2017 is Bitcoin. Whether you buy an entire Bitcoin (USD $10,000 at press time) or the smallest of increments, every kid (and adult) wants this exciting stocking stuffer. Bitcoins are purchased on Coinbase, an exchange for cryptocurrency. You can download Coinbase easily on your iPhone, transfer cash by credit...

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Silver Bells and a Derringer

Funny story: Silver Bells and a Derringer

Silver bells at Christmas no longer have that same old ring to them, at least not for me. Especially a set of bells packed with a Derringer. Yep, that's right - a Derringer! The trouble began a month ago when my wife and I had another argument. Once again, she was complaining that I didn't spend enough time with her, give her enough attention, or consider her feelings - yada, yada, yada. She w...

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Tabloid editors spreading Christmas rage

Funny story: Tabloid editors spreading Christmas rage

It is November, and as usual British tabloids are getting into the festive mood by searching the country for stories of people not celebrating Christmas properly. It is a yearly tradition to whip up readers into a frenzy of loathing, and will warm th...

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Reindeer castration ruins Christmas shopping display

Funny story: Reindeer castration ruins Christmas shopping display

There was a serious kerfuffle at a shopping centre in Bangor, Wales today, when a reindeer became entangled with a wheelchair and had to be surgically removed from it. The problem began at Santa's Grotto, a temporary shop full of cheap Christmas g...

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Dear Santa

Funny story: Dear Santa

January 12, 2016 Dear Santa, Hey Santa. Ever since I moved out of my parents' house in 1998 I noticed that you stopped coming to my place. I'm a 35 year old man, but this I don't understand! You came every year when I lived with mom and dad, but now that have my own apartment, you don't show. At one point, I almost stopped believing in you! I have been hoping that you are very busy and will ge...

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Jesus bans chrissy chocolate sales in August in UK supermarkets!

Funny story: Jesus bans chrissy chocolate sales in August in UK supermarkets!

Several UK supermarkets feel it is quite proper to flog chrissy choccies in AUGUST! Yes people, August! However, after the chrissy choccies were spotted on the shelves several customers thought it was quite disgraceful to sell chrissy products in sum...

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Saving the Mayor's Chestnuts

Funny story: Saving the Mayor's Chestnuts

(To be sung to the tune of The Christmas Song) Indictments waiting in an open file. Horse huggers basking in their grief. Federal probes snooping here, snooping there, Mean that de Blasio will get no relief. You see the mayor has tons of influence to spread. Plus he has to keep the homeless housed and fed. But unlike Bloomberg, who knew how to fly, this mayor seems to be afraid of the...

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Guest Mistakenly Drinks Family Eggnog

Funny story: Guest Mistakenly Drinks Family Eggnog

Everyone in the Waller family has known for years. Whatever you do, you do not drink Grandpa Julian's Christmas eggnog. It is an act of self-preservation passed down to the young. Children learn from their elders. You pour the frothy poison in...

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Posthoorn Interview no. 6: Tom 'Brexit prepper' or 'Holiday prepper'?

Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. With Brexit looming, and maybe having to leave the Netherlands, Tom is prepping himself to live back in Scotland. Before going on holiday the reporter of the world...

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The Queen has a cold.

Funny story: The Queen has a cold.

The News. December 21st 2016. The Queen, 90, has a cold and her Christmas visit to Sandringham has been delayed. Prince Philip, 95, has a cold and his Christmas visit to Sandringham has been delayed. Doris Hodgkins, 91, has a cold and will...

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