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Funny story: Christine Bleakley and Adrian Chiles Axed From Daybreak - Not Enough Says TV Repair Man

Christine Bleakley and Adrian Chiles Axed From Daybreak - Not Enough Says TV Repair Man

The show has been a problem for ITV since it was launched in September 2010, receiving appallingly low ratings. Bleakley and Chiles were poached from BBC's The One Show earlier this year in a bid to improve Daybreak's fortunes. The move failed and...
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Funny story: Daybreak Boss Quits Under TV Repair Man Pressure

Daybreak Boss Quits Under TV Repair Man Pressure

Shadowy vigilante organisation, TV Repair Man, claimed a major victory today as it was announced that another high-profile production boss is to quit. Ian Rumsey has been editor of ITV's troubled Daybreak for less than a year. The announcement tha...
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Funny story: Daybreak (with Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley) to receive major NVQ award

Daybreak (with Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley) to receive major NVQ award

ITV's flagship TV morning programme, Daybreak, is in the running for an award despite audience numbers taking a hammering over recent months. Presenters Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley - or "grumpy and the giggling airhead" as they have b...
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Funny story: Christine Bleakely auditions for the role of 'The Joker' in new Batman movie

Christine Bleakely auditions for the role of 'The Joker' in new Batman movie

Joker faced, poker faced TV personality Christine Bleakely has auditioned to play 'The Joker' in the new Batman film entitled 'Confessions of a Superhero.' The movie sees the caped crusader taking a Robin Askwith style approach to crime fighting...
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Funny story: Christine Bleakley - Sex A Mystery

Christine Bleakley - Sex A Mystery

Daybreak host Christine Bleakley says she is "not ready" to think about starting a family with boyfriend, Chelsea midfield star, Frank Lampard. Although she says she loves children, she also claims she couldn't balance career and family. She adds...
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Funny story: Bleakley & Chiles: It's All Gone Pear-Shaped

Bleakley & Chiles: It's All Gone Pear-Shaped

ITV production chiefs are tearing their hair out wondering what on earth went wrong with their plans to revitalise their morning news magazine show. Viewing figures for Daybreak make depressing reading for the independent network - just 600,000 vi...
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Funny story: Chiles - "Bleakley Whiffs"

Chiles - "Bleakley Whiffs"

Adrian Chiles has told Daybreak producers they need to change the 6 inch rule to the 6 feet rule. Apparantly Christine Bleakley whiffs so much he can't bear to be within 6 feet of her. Other guests have reportedly complained that Christine smells...
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Funny story: A Sexed Up Daybreak? Do We Really Need To See Adrian Chiles And Christine Bleakley Getting Jiggy First Thing In The Morning?

A Sexed Up Daybreak? Do We Really Need To See Adrian Chiles And Christine Bleakley Getting Jiggy First Thing In The Morning?

Rumour has it that Daybreak presenters, Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley have been instructed by TV bosses to 'sex it up' in order to boost flagging ratings for their early morning TV show. Chiles and Bleakley have emphatically denied receivin...
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Funny story: Chiles and Bleakley in Stable Relationship

Chiles and Bleakley in Stable Relationship

Popular TV entertainers Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley are to host ITV's new breakfast show Waste of Space. Their partnership- they met in panto when she was the front of the horse and he was the back end-was famed for their not needing to u...
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Funny story: Christine Bleakley Vacations In Sardinia Hoping To Get Some Color Onto Her Super White Body

Christine Bleakley Vacations In Sardinia Hoping To Get Some Color Onto Her Super White Body

ISLA DE LAS VIEJAS, Sardinia - Presenter Christine Bleakley was photographed sunning herself by the pool at the plush exquisite Hotel Frank Sinatra. The stunning 31-year-old native of Northern Ireland has been wanting to get some color ever since...
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Funny story: Christine Bleakley To Join Adrian Chiles At ITV?

Christine Bleakley To Join Adrian Chiles At ITV?

The news that Christine Bleakley off The One Show has sacked her agent has led to increasing speculation that the water skiing Irish Colleen will shortly leave Aunty Beeb and mosey on over to ITV, like former co-presenter Adrian Chiles. Chiles him...
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Funny story: Adrian Chiles Affair Nothing To Do With Christine Bleakley

Adrian Chiles Affair Nothing To Do With Christine Bleakley

Christine Bleakley's biggest fan told a packed press conference this morning that the sudden defection from the BBC by One Show co-presenter Adrian Chiles was nothing to do with the Irish sex symbol. Who is allegedly 'seeing' Chelsea ace Frank Lam...
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Funny story: Adrian Chiles spends the evening with Christine Bleakley but wakes up with Lorraine Kelly

Adrian Chiles spends the evening with Christine Bleakley but wakes up with Lorraine Kelly

Adrian Chiles woke up this morning nursing the mother of all hangovers trying to work out exactly what had happened the previous night. 'It's a mystery' he said 'I was having a very pleasant evening in the company of who I believed was a beautiful...
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Funny story: Adrian Chiles Quits West Brom For Wolves

Adrian Chiles Quits West Brom For Wolves

Adrian Chiles, television presenter, beard grower and Christine Bleakley fancier has announced that he is quitting as West Bromwich Albion's number 1 fan. He has decided to move to their rivals Wolverhampton Wanderers. Chiles made his decision follow...
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Funny story: Adrian Chiles throws a strop and heads to commercial TV

Adrian Chiles throws a strop and heads to commercial TV

The One Show has become The None Show - Furious presenters have reacted with anger to the news that Chris Evans will present the Friday version of The One Show. Adrian Chiles has quit. "I've had dealings with him before and he is so good at st...
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Funny story: The One Show - Adrian Chiles And Christine Bleakley Go AWOL?

The One Show - Adrian Chiles And Christine Bleakley Go AWOL?

Viewers tuning in to The One Show on BBC One last night were horrified to discover that the programme's iconic presenters Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley were nowhere to be seen. They had been inexplicably replaced by Chris Hollins and Louise...
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Funny story: The One Show - Chris Evans Takes Fridays, Despite Adrian Chiles Beard Protest

The One Show - Chris Evans Takes Fridays, Despite Adrian Chiles Beard Protest

Sources inform me today that The One Show presenter Adrian Chiles is absolutely gutted that the Friday edition of the show is to be taken over by ex-ginger Chris Evans. Although Chiles refuses to confirm or deny that his so-called beard protest ea...
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Funny story: Live Sex On The One Show - Christine Bleakley In Tears

Live Sex On The One Show - Christine Bleakley In Tears

The BBC was inundated with complaints from furious viewers last night, as The One Show descended into chaos with a shameless display of live on camera sex, which left presenter Christine Bleakley in tears. During an item on the show about rabbits,...
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