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2014 Oscar Winners Leaked

Funny story: 2014 Oscar Winners Leaked

Reports emanating from Hollywood are suggesting that the winners of Sunday's 86th Academy Awards have already been leaked and that several stars are not now going to attend the Oscar ceremony citing "what is the point?" The leaked memo names the w...

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Christian Bale's Ego, Too Big For Christian Bale, Doctors' Warn

Funny story: Christian Bale's Ego, Too Big For Christian Bale, Doctors' Warn

Anxious scenes tonight, as a team of surgeons try to separate Christian Bale from his own overinflated ego. The controversial procedure, known as a Twatendectomy, is only performed in the most severe of cases, when all other interventions have failed...

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Time-out on Bale shout-fest: Internet watchdog declares actor's blow-up "not funny anymore"

The controversial Internet watchdog Vigil, set up by the American government in 2005 in order to "redefine freedom boundaries", has announced that the infamous rant delivered by Christian Bale on the set of Terminator 4 is no longer an "appropriate"...

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Actor Bale speaks out about ridiculous attempt at publicising his latest film

Funny story: Actor Bale speaks out about ridiculous attempt at publicising his latest film

Film star Christian Bale has called an American radio station to apologise for a ridiculous attempt at publicising his latest film, Terminator Coma. He said 'I acted like an amateur publicist. I couldn't find anyone to be even vaguely interested i...

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Christian Bale arrested again!

Funny story: Christian Bale arrested again!

Dark Knight star Christian Bale was arrested again today after claims that he assaulted himself by sticking a candlestick up his own ass!...

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Bale Needs Bail

Funny story: Bale Needs Bail

Christian Bale, the dark knight of the newest Batman big hit needs bail money. The Welshman is accused of assaulted his mom and sis and is now in the slammer.

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Batman's Identity Still Unknown. Christian Bale a Batfraud.

Funny story: Batman's Identity Still Unknown. Christian Bale a Batfraud.

Gotham City, U.S.A.- In a shocking discovery earlier this week, Christian Bale has been outted as a fraud.

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Batman Gets All - Star Cast, Katie Holmes Leaves

Funny story: Batman Gets All - Star Cast, Katie Holmes Leaves

The next Batman movie already promises to be better than the last with the news that Katie Holmes has quit the production.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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