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Funny story: Alabama Man Finally Delivers First Rape Baby!

Alabama Man Finally Delivers First Rape Baby!

Birmingham, AL - Cleevon Huckleby, 39, first became famous when he accidentally volunteered to become the very first man in America to have a fetus, tragically conceived during a sexual assault, shot into his stomach lining, in an effort to save the...
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Funny story: Yorkshire Psalms: Psalm 23

Yorkshire Psalms: Psalm 23

'Em Lord is us shepherd; us shall not lack. 'E shall make us to be lyin' down in all 'em pastures green, aye lad; 'e is leadin' at me beside all 'em still waters, oo eck! 'E has been revivin' at us Northern Souls; 'im guides me in all them paths of rahteousness for 'is name's sake 'n' that. Aye, though I shall be walkin' through 'em valley of that shadow of death, as it were; I shall not...
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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Slams Barbaric Vatican Regime

Nancy Pelosi Slams Barbaric Vatican Regime

It seems not everybody is charmed by Pope Francis. Indeed, one prominent US politician, Nancy Pelosi, is planning very stern measures to punish what she considers to be the right wing, unaccountable, and generally depraved policies and order of gover...
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Funny story: New Sexy Religious Shows Debut On Cable

New Sexy Religious Shows Debut On Cable

TV Land's The CornHole Man, debuting June 20, which will attempt to capture the reality of all the Christian Fundamentalist hypocrisy and bullshit stars Cedric the Entertainer as a former R&B music star who returns to his Christian roots as pasto...
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Funny story: Obama Under Attack By Enraged Christians

Obama Under Attack By Enraged Christians

The National Prayer Breakfast held yesterday is hosted by members of the United States Congress. It has often had controversial speakers. President Obama, himself, is now in that category as yesterday. He initially attacked the Islamic State as...
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Funny story: Jesus Wants Cage Fighting Of MMA

Jesus Wants Cage Fighting Of MMA

Violence and religion have been one of the primary forces in human history. Now there is a fusion of the two with a new craze for 700 cage-fighting church ministeries across the U.S. "God loves cage fighting," says pastor John Richards of Colu...
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Funny story: Miraculously, Televangelist Joyce Meyer Gives Birth at Age 71

Miraculously, Televangelist Joyce Meyer Gives Birth at Age 71

Fenton, MO--In what many of her followers are calling a miracle, televangelist Joyce Meyer on Tuesday gave birth at the age of 71. The wildly successful televangelist from Missouri reportedly gave birth to a two thousand pound cash cow at St. Clare...
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Funny story: Russian Orthodox Christmas Day Celebrations Dazzle

Russian Orthodox Christmas Day Celebrations Dazzle

Moscow - Festivities kicked off around noon today with a traditional 21-Gun Salute likened by revelers to Chinese fire crackers at the start of the annual lunar New Year. Patriarch Kiril, former head of the KGB and now the nation's top cleric, sp...
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Funny story: Tony Blair Calls for the Restoration of Pope Benedict XVI -- Announces International "Bring Back Benny" Campaign

Tony Blair Calls for the Restoration of Pope Benedict XVI -- Announces International "Bring Back Benny" Campaign

London-Former British Prime Minister and converted Catholic Tony Blair called upon the Vatican today to immediately remove "dangerously subversive" Pope Francis I, and reinstate his "politically more realistic" predecessor, Pope Benedict XVI.
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Funny story: Pretentious Scientists Deny Existence of Tangle Fairy: Roadies Outraged, Archbishop Conciliatory

Pretentious Scientists Deny Existence of Tangle Fairy: Roadies Outraged, Archbishop Conciliatory

Distraught and tear-stricken roadies have never doubted the existence of the wicked imp that tangles perfectly-laid guitar and sound cables when rock bands are touring. It's always a disappointment to find your immaculately-placed equipment all messe...
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Funny story: Creationist Museum in Ky WIll Show Earth Is Flat

Creationist Museum in Ky WIll Show Earth Is Flat

The Creation Museum, located in Petersburg, Kentucky, is operated by the Christian apologetics ministry, to promote a Young Earth creationist explanation of the origins of the universe based on a literal interpretation of the Genesis creation narrat...
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Funny story: Christians buy "What would an Iron Age yokel do?" bracelet

Christians buy "What would an Iron Age yokel do?" bracelet

Dateline: CHARLOTTE, NC--Along with its more famous line of wristbands, emblazoned with the words, "What would Jesus do?" Dollars for Jesus, a Christian merchandise company began selling a mysterious alternative, a wristband asking its wearer, "What...
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Funny story: Universe's inflation discovery proves Big Bang expansion, causing thousands of couples to break up.

Universe's inflation discovery proves Big Bang expansion, causing thousands of couples to break up.

Earlier this week, a team of physicists from Harvard (ever heard of it?) provided direct evidence of cosmic inflation. If validated, this would be the smoking gun for the Big Bang model of the creation of the universe. While the scientific world...
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Funny story: Cosmos Show embroiled in Legal Controversy with Churches

Cosmos Show embroiled in Legal Controversy with Churches

Dateline: LOS ANGELES--Dozens of churches in the United States are collectively suing the producers of Cosmos, the reboot of the television show previously hosted by Carl Sagan, for "stealing the Christian shtick." The filed complaint was obtained...
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Funny story: Pope resigns as God is disproved

Pope resigns as God is disproved

"It's the end of the Catholic church," the current Pope has admitted, after a water tight logic disproved the existence of a Christian God. After recent trials saw several priests convicted of child abuse, one lawyer summed up at the end with a ph...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Delusions and American Social Cohesion in Jeopardy, Experts warn

Duck Dynasty Delusions and American Social Cohesion in Jeopardy, Experts warn

WEST MONROE, LA--Phil Robertson, star of A&E's Duck Dynasty, got into trouble with his politically incorrect comments about homosexuality being un-Christian. For financial reasons, A&E stood by Mr. Robertson, Duck Dynasty will continue filmin...
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Funny story: Atheist Churches Thrive In America

Atheist Churches Thrive In America

Fueled by tax-exempt status due to flexible definitions of religion by the IRS, "Atheist Churches" are spreading throughout the U.S. Another factor in their success is the ability to recruit members and donations from social media. What starts as "...
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Funny story: Pope Francis's Superficial Christlikeness is Miraculous, Observers Say

Pope Francis's Superficial Christlikeness is Miraculous, Observers Say

Dateline: VATICAN-Experts agree that Pope Francis has made a concerted effort to change people's impression of the Catholic Church, by adopting a less ostentatious style of public relations, leading non-Christians and Christians alike to be aston...
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Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
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