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Tennessee Man Meets Jesus With Whiskey on His Breath

Funny story: Tennessee Man Meets Jesus With Whiskey on His Breath

Tennessee man Joshua Hendricks recently met his Maker – albeit for only about ninety seconds – with whiskey on his breath. “It wasn't exactly how I wanted it to happen,” admitted Hendricks, who fell into a coma as a result of alcohol poisoning but...

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Heathen Teens Struggle to Find Appropriate Expressions of Shock and Dismay

Funny story: Heathen Teens Struggle to Find Appropriate Expressions of Shock and Dismay

Heathen teens, like seventeen-year-old Portia Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, are increasingly struggling to find appropriate expressions of shock and dismay since the standard go-tos, like “Oh my God!” and even “Holy shit!” just don't align with th...

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Reflections of a Cranky Atheist

There are times when I wish that more Christians, especially of the Social Conservative stripe, were more neighbor loving and less God fearing. I also suspect this would have the added effect of making them happier, more balanced people. Republicans have rewritten the Establishment Clause, "Congress shall make no law respecting the practice of Islam but shall make one prohibiting the free exer...

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Jesus Hangs Up His Crown of Thorns, Looks Forward To Retirement

Funny story: Jesus Hangs Up His Crown of Thorns, Looks Forward To Retirement

According a late-day press conference, God announced Jesus would no longer be in the family business and that the two had mutually agreed to part ways after over 2,000 years of working together. "It probably wasn't a good idea from the start," J...

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Theologists Confirm Satan Invented Leaf-Blowers

Funny story: Theologists Confirm Satan Invented Leaf-Blowers

Jerusalem, Israel - A team of Oxford Theologists have confirmed what many believers have suspected for the last twenty years--that the most annoying of all gardening equipment was first thought up by the devil himself. "We stumbled across a very d...

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How Fundamental Christian Churches and Donald Trump Are Alike

Funny story: How Fundamental Christian Churches and Donald Trump Are Alike

At first glance, it appears that the Republican Party Fundamental Christian branch and Donald Trump have little to nothing in common. But looking closer, it appears that they share some very important traits: 1. Fundamental Christians and Trump are both are sure that they are infallible and never make any mistakes. 2. Both cling to a belief, no matter how unlikely or illogical, and will neve...

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Politically correct nativity scenes sweep Christian nations

Funny story: Politically correct nativity scenes sweep Christian nations

As Christmas approaches, many will be decorating their homes with more than just trees and lights. For Christians, a common tradition is to put a nativity scene somewhere on display. A nativity scene uses figurines and a stable to depict the story of...

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Berkeley County Clerk Refuses to Issue Birth Certificates

Berkeley County, West Virginia - Following in the footsteps of Kim Davis, Berkeley County clerk, Jean Birman is refusing to issue birth certificates to children of unwed parents citing her ultra conservative religion. Her religion strongly condem...

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Religious Group Launches Its Own Facebook

A religious cult in South America has launched its own version of Facebook named FaithFile, which has banned such content as: swearing and erotica. FaithFile users regularly share biblical quotes, and priests are encouraged to post recordings of t...

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Research suggests parasite may be responsible for religious belief

CALIFORNIA - In 2012, the Czech evolutionary biologist Jaroslav Flegr made headlines for his claim that the parasite Toxoplasma gondii was influencing the way we think and behave. Since the publication, researchers of the Stanley Medical Research...

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Alabama Man Finally Delivers First Rape Baby!

Funny story: Alabama Man Finally Delivers First Rape Baby!

Birmingham, AL - Cleevon Huckleby, 39, first became famous when he accidentally volunteered to become the very first man in America to have a fetus, tragically conceived during a sexual assault, shot into his stomach lining, in an effort to save the...

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Yorkshire Psalms: Psalm 23

'Em Lord is us shepherd; us shall not lack. 'E shall make us to be lyin' down in all 'em pastures green, aye lad; 'e is leadin' at me beside all 'em still waters, oo eck! 'E has been revivin' at us Northern Souls; 'im guides me in all them paths of rahteousness for 'is name's sake 'n' that. Aye, though I shall be walkin' through 'em valley of that shadow of death, as it were; I shall not...

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Nancy Pelosi Slams Barbaric Vatican Regime

It seems not everybody is charmed by Pope Francis. Indeed, one prominent US politician, Nancy Pelosi, is planning very stern measures to punish what she considers to be the right wing, unaccountable, and generally depraved policies and order of gover...

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New Sexy Religious Shows Debut On Cable

Funny story: New Sexy Religious Shows Debut On Cable

TV Land's The CornHole Man, debuting June 20, which will attempt to capture the reality of all the Christian Fundamentalist hypocrisy and bullshit stars Cedric the Entertainer as a former R&B music star who returns to his Christian roots as pasto...

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Obama Under Attack By Enraged Christians

Funny story: Obama Under Attack By Enraged Christians

The National Prayer Breakfast held yesterday is hosted by members of the United States Congress. It has often had controversial speakers. President Obama, himself, is now in that category as yesterday. He initially attacked the Islamic State as...

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Jesus Wants Cage Fighting Of MMA

Funny story: Jesus Wants Cage Fighting Of MMA

Violence and religion have been one of the primary forces in human history. Now there is a fusion of the two with a new craze for 700 cage-fighting church ministeries across the U.S. "God loves cage fighting," says pastor John Richards of Colu...

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Miraculously, Televangelist Joyce Meyer Gives Birth at Age 71

Funny story: Miraculously, Televangelist Joyce Meyer Gives Birth at Age 71

Fenton, MO--In what many of her followers are calling a miracle, televangelist Joyce Meyer on Tuesday gave birth at the age of 71. The wildly successful televangelist from Missouri reportedly gave birth to a two thousand pound cash cow at St. Clare...

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Russian Orthodox Christmas Day Celebrations Dazzle

Funny story: Russian Orthodox Christmas Day Celebrations Dazzle

Moscow - Festivities kicked off around noon today with a traditional 21-Gun Salute likened by revelers to Chinese fire crackers at the start of the annual lunar New Year. Patriarch Kiril, former head of the KGB and now the nation's top cleric, sp...

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