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Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 2nd September 2012

Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 2nd September 2012

Chris Moyles prepares to leave the Radio 1 breakfast show after eight years at the helm Music to my ears... Usain Bolt dating model from Dartford I can't believe this punchlines not Bolter - sorry better. Simon Cowell spotted unshaven with new girl on boat Is Cowell growing a new beard? Rihanna asks London nightclub bouncer "Don't you know who I am?" Bouncer replies "Sorry Riri, didn'...

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Death of Ernest Borgnine causes re-casting nightmare for Susan Boyle biopic

Funny story: Death of Ernest Borgnine causes re-casting nightmare for Susan Boyle biopic

The sudden death of Ernest Borgnine, the craggily faced and larger than life screen star known for his roles as an ugly villain but who did win an Oscar as a lovesick butcher in "Marty" in 1955, has caused a casting headache for the producers of the...

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Radio 2 controller: We don't want Chris Moyles

Funny story: Radio 2 controller: We don't want Chris Moyles

BBC Radio 2 controller Bob Shannon has sparked controversy at the Beeb by saying the network he controls do not want motormouth Chris Moyles when he is pensioned off from the Radio 1 breakfast show. In an interview with the Media Guardian, Radio 1...

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Fearne Cotton to join Radio Bore breakfast programme The Noday Show

Funny story: Fearne Cotton to join Radio Bore breakfast programme The Noday Show

Fearne Cotton, great-great-great-grand-great-daughter of veteran BBC boss Bilbo Cotton-Socks was today announced as the new presenter of the BBC radio bore brekky proggy, The Noday Show. It is thought 'aunty' removed 127 year old Humphrey Johns fr...

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Chris Moyles Sets Record

Funny story: Chris Moyles Sets Record

Radio One DJ Chris Moyles has got his name in the record books after hosting his 2 hour show without insulting anyone in the process. Since his career took off in 1997, Moyles has offended amongst others John Peel, Dr Fox, single mothers, female...

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Radio 2 and Radio 1 presenters in mass brawl

Funny story: Radio 2 and Radio 1 presenters in mass brawl

Regular listeners to the BBC station "Radio 2" have been calling the broadcasting corporation's switchboard to query the absence of three regular presenters who have not been on the airwaves all week. Zoe Ball is currently sitting in for Ken Bru...

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Chris Moyles in Christmas Holiday Outrage!

Did anyone miss the CHRISTMAS OUTRAGE on the Chris Moyles show in December? For those of you who did, here's a recap. On December 24th 2010, fatso Moyles and some of his hippy friends staged a RANT (disguised as a Christmas song) that lasted for almost five minutes. Listeners of the Radio 1 Breakfast Show were horrified as Moyles used the station to whine about a lack of food. Moyles' weal...

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Chris Moyles Urges Listeners To Vote For X-Factor's Wagner - That's Fuc*ed It!

Funny story: Chris Moyles Urges Listeners To Vote For X-Factor's Wagner - That's Fuc*ed It!

Radio One breakfast show presenter Chris Moyles was branded as "an interfering, fat tub of Leeds lard" by irate internet campaigners over the weekend as he appealed for listeners to his show to vote for Wagner Carrilho on the X-Factor. Sources say...

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Moyels Boils with rage

Funny story: Moyels Boils with rage

The battle of the Chris DJ's commenced yesterday with Chris Evans finally agreeing that Chris Moyels is shit and even advising him to give up! The revelation came during a short TV interview where Evans (Ginger) was asked about Moyels recent pay r...

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Student debt collector accuses Chris Moyles of "a huge lack of respect" over non-payment

A spokesman for the Student Debt Collectors (SDC) has launched a vitriolic on-air attack of Chris Moyles after it was revealed the radio presenter had not contributed towards the repayment in the last five months. "I am very, very angry" the spoke...

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Moyles Attacks BBC Over Non Payment Of Wages

Radio 1 DJ Chris Moyles has launched a scathing on-air attack on the BBC after it emerged he has not been paid for two months. The motormouth presenter seethed "I'm only earning 40 grand a month as it is. How do they expect me to live on that? Wou...

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Aunty caught on CCTV dumping Chris Moyles.

Funny story: Aunty caught on CCTV dumping Chris Moyles.

Radio One, breakfast morning Deejay, Chris Moyles is a cock!. Its true, his cheery good morning wake up call is akin to the 'cock-a-doodle-doo' of the farmyard bird, although his cheery morning alarm has become a little less chearsome of late due to...

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Chris Moyles 'Its too much'

Funny story: Chris Moyles 'Its too much'

Chris Moyles broke down in tears on Radio One this morning, claiming that it was all too much for him to take. Having launched a scathing attack on BBC Bosses yesterday in which he branded them 'Moronic Divs', the Disc-jockey told listeners that he '...

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DJ Moyles Bids To Be Saviour Of Jordan's Career

Funny story: DJ Moyles Bids To Be Saviour Of Jordan's Career

DJ Chris Moyles, the self-professed 'saviour' of Radio and former part-time ballast for the QE2, has today selflessly offered to become the saviour of glamour girl Jordan's career, which now lies in tatters after her replica milkbags were chewed off...

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Police Prepare For Football Chaos If Leeds Play Millwall And Burnley Play Preston

Funny story: Police Prepare For Football Chaos If Leeds Play Millwall And Burnley Play Preston

The Metropolitan Police and British Transport Police are preparing for what could be a chaotic weekend should Millwall face Leeds United in the League One Championship final and Preston meet Burnley in the Championship Final. "If Leeds play Millwa...

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Chris Moyles - Girlfriend In A Coma - It' s A Big Fat LIE!

Funny story: Chris Moyles - Girlfriend In A Coma - It' s A Big Fat LIE!

Big fat loud mouthed Radio One DJ Chris 'Tubby Wubby' Moyles has lied while using a karaoke machine in a Dulwich bar! The Roly Poly gargantuan pig of a man, who produces more sweat than the nation of Chad and fills his T-shirt like a fat girl in a...

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'In Hiding' - Chris Moyles panics at Swine Flu Outbreak!

Funny story: 'In Hiding' - Chris Moyles panics at Swine Flu Outbreak!

Chris Moyles, sixty stones of rancid pork fat jammed into a 35 stone body and a face like Miss Piggy's snatch, is in hiding due to the recent outbreak of Swine Flu. Listeners to his program were surprised to hear Chris Moyles had not left his ho...

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Bigot Chris Moyles to sell his dandrufff as pork scratchings!

Funny story: Bigot Chris Moyles to sell his dandrufff as pork scratchings!

Bigot Chris Moyles, sixty stones of rancid pork fat squeezed in a 35 stone body and a face like Miss Piggy's gash - whose claim to fame is appearing as a bucket of ten day old pig grease in a filthy Mexican restaurant on 'Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Ni...

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