European Union officials announced this morning that plans were underway to "leave Chris Grayling" within the next year. Speaking from Brussels, a spokesperson said "We simply cannot accept the endless migration of rubbish from Grayling and others li...
The Justice Secretary has today announced prison reforms in a bid to cut down waiting lists. Prisoners will no longer automatically receive perks such as clothing and absorbent toilet paper.
Initially the prisoners will have to parade naked under...
LONDON - Sir Elton John saying that he has just about had his fill of Chris Grayling and his anti-gay rantings has challenged Lord Graybloke, as Sir Elton calls him, to a singing match.
He went on to say that the loser of the singing contest has t...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Comedian Rosie O'Donnell heard about Tory Chris Grayling's remarks which stated that bed and breakfast owners should have the right to turn away gay couples.
O'Donnell, a self-avowed lesbian immediately called up her business mana...
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