Only one year after opening, the Prestige University of Heapey (PUH, part of UCLAN) has released a report on DNA claiming that all ginger haired people are illegitimate. Professor Heinz Binz told me today.
"The guilt experienced during illegitimat...
After his shock departure from Top Gear, Chris Evans has announced he will now present nothing.
'It's crazy' said Evans 'but I have come up with this unique concept that means I won't be doing anything.'
'No one will see or hear me ever again.
In a move which has wrong footed many of his colleagues and former friends, the Justice Secretary is now the bookies favourite to replace Chris Evans as the presenter of the hit BBC show 'Top Gear'.
Following the shock resignation of Chris Evans,...
BBC Radio 2 controller Bob Shannon has sparked controversy at the Beeb by saying the network he controls do not want motormouth Chris Moyles when he is pensioned off from the Radio 1 breakfast show.
In an interview with the Media Guardian, Radio 1...
Secret Government Records have today revealed that a man called Chris Evans has been in secret talks to become the spokesman for the Tory Government's Zombie, Alien Brain Beetle Project.
As we know from previous encounters with Alien brain Beetl...
HOLLYWOOD - Massachusetts native Chris Evans says that he has never been prouder of one of his movies as he is about Captain America: The First Avenger a film based on the Marvel Comics character.
He recently spoke with Voodoo Dupree of The West H...
The battle of the Chris DJ's commenced yesterday with Chris Evans finally agreeing that Chris Moyels is shit and even advising him to give up!
The revelation came during a short TV interview where Evans (Ginger) was asked about Moyels recent pay r...
Christine Bleakley's biggest fan told a packed press conference this morning that the sudden defection from the BBC by One Show co-presenter Adrian Chiles was nothing to do with the Irish sex symbol.
Who is allegedly 'seeing' Chelsea ace Frank Lam...
The One Show has become The None Show - Furious presenters have reacted with anger to the news that Chris Evans will present the Friday version of The One Show.
Adrian Chiles has quit.
"I've had dealings with him before and he is so good at st...
Viewers tuning in to The One Show on BBC One last night were horrified to discover that the programme's iconic presenters Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley were nowhere to be seen.
They had been inexplicably replaced by Chris Hollins and Louise...
Sources inform me today that The One Show presenter Adrian Chiles is absolutely gutted that the Friday edition of the show is to be taken over by ex-ginger Chris Evans.
Although Chiles refuses to confirm or deny that his so-called beard protest ea...
President Kurmanbek Bakiyev of top scoring Scrabble named country, Kyrgyzstan is set to resign if Chris Evans replaces Adrian Chiles on the One Show.
The troubled president will take the drastic action if the rumours come true and Evans returns to...
Chris Evans who hosts the breakfast show on radio 2 is to appear on the next series of television show Freaky Eaters.
Chris is one of these people who goes all day without eating because he is frightened to put weight on.
The problem is when h...
Chris Evan's new Breakfast show has been accused of killing a pensioner's dog. The much loved pooch died on Monday morning, shortly after the show started. His 65 year old owner, Lucy Marbles, says he died of shock.
Lucy's dog, Mr Pooh, was one...
Chris Evans, who played The Human Torch in the Fantastic Four movie, says he still doesn't think there will be any more or if so, he may not be in it.
"They're kinda corny and they're hard to make with all the gadgetry", Evans stated. "We look pr...
A report in a scientific journal claims that a DNA study has revealed that Neanderthals were redheads, like ex-Radio1 DJ and television presenter Chris Evans.
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