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Funny story: Why You Should Vote for Chris Christie for President

Why You Should Vote for Chris Christie for President

Okay, I like Chris Christie. The main reason I like the guy is because he's big and fat, just like me. In a land that's filled with dysfunctional dipshit politics, is that such a bad reason? Am I being too shallow? Too trite? Too outrageous? And...
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Funny story: 'Bongs Can Only Get Better' hint in Chris Christie presidential plan

'Bongs Can Only Get Better' hint in Chris Christie presidential plan

New Jersey - Smoke signals from Drumthwacket's chimney stacks have revealed Chris Christie's presidential manifesto for a federal weed tax to fill the nation's fifty trillion dollar debt sinkhole. This morning the New Jersey Governor posted a ren...
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Funny story: Doctor: Gov. Christie Healthier But Still A Bastard

Doctor: Gov. Christie Healthier But Still A Bastard

A recent medical report from the family physician of New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie indicates the healthier GOP presidential candidate is still "big boned ... really big boned" but now likely wouldn't doze off after a big meal at diplomatic functions...
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Funny story: Hysterical Woman, Not Christie Causes Bridgegate

Hysterical Woman, Not Christie Causes Bridgegate

So, as we all know, there was a huge traffic jam episode on a N.J. bridge that Governor Chris Christie's associates cooked up to embarrass the mayor in Fort Lee whose constitutants would suffer from unnecessary lane closures. That mayor had not endo...
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Funny story: Chris Christie's new kick ass lawyer a dead ringer for young Santa Claus

Chris Christie's new kick ass lawyer a dead ringer for young Santa Claus

Trenton, Knew Joyzee - "Just pop a white-trimmed red wooly hat on him and the guy's everyone's idea of Father Christmas," a NY Port Authority bridge repair guy said today, "give or take another 15-20 years." This weekend millions of East Coast TV...
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Funny story: Chris Christie: "I DID NOT have sex with that toll booth!!"

Chris Christie: "I DID NOT have sex with that toll booth!!"

It was an angry and red faced Gov. Chris Christie that took the podium at an early morning press conference today. Christie: "First and foremost I DID NOT have sex with that toll booth! These are lies no doubt started by Democrat scumbags or teachers union scumbags, or any other scumbag rumor mongers who are just trying to scuttle my presidential ambitions." Reporter: "But Governor, there wa...
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Funny story: Governor Christie Negotiating A Presidential Pardon

Governor Christie Negotiating A Presidential Pardon

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is negotiating a presidential pardon from President Barak Obama before Obama leaves office in 2016. As the drip, drip, drip of Christie's managerial practices are revealed: closing three lanes of the George Wash...
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Funny story: Chris Christie Pulls Toilet Paper From Investigators Restrooms

Chris Christie Pulls Toilet Paper From Investigators Restrooms

New Jersey legislative investigators had a rather unpleasant surprise this morning, no toilet paper in their restrooms. In fact there was not a roll to be found within 10 blocks of the capital said security guard Buford Hillis "I don't know what happ...
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Funny story: Gov. Christie Selects Curses for Swearing-In Ceremony

Gov. Christie Selects Curses for Swearing-In Ceremony

Special to TPN - Special assistant Goober Flatus announced that New Jersey governor Chris Christie has chosen the curse words to be used in his second inaugural speech following the swearing-in ceremony on Tuesday, January 21. "The governor has worke...
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Funny story: Chris Christie Wages War on Anorexia

Chris Christie Wages War on Anorexia

Some say that embattled New Jersey Governor has bitten off more than he can chew with his growing bridge scandal while some of his closest allies in Trenton have rallied around him and decided that he should go on the offensive by waging a war that h...
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Funny story: Chris Christie denies that he had plans to blow up the George Washington Bridge

Chris Christie denies that he had plans to blow up the George Washington Bridge

A GRUNGY ALLEY IN NEW JERSEY - Gov. Chris Christie has been denying rumors that he's formed a militia group intent on blowing up the George Washington Bridge, which connects New Jersey with New York City. "I've fired forty members of my militia gr...
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Funny story: Governor Christie Comments That He Did Not Use Hurricane Sandy Donations To Buy Food For Himself and His Family

Governor Christie Comments That He Did Not Use Hurricane Sandy Donations To Buy Food For Himself and His Family

TRENTON, New Jersey - A reporter with American Spotlight Magazine has placed the spotlight smack dab on New Jersey's Governor Chris Christie. ASM's Cutter Shiloh said that he has inside information from an unnamed inside source that the governor o...
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Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Wants Everyone To Forget About Bridgegate and Just Get Over It

Governor Chris Christie Wants Everyone To Forget About Bridgegate and Just Get Over It

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - The latest gate to hit the front pages is Bridgegate and although it is no Watergate it is bigger than Pizzagate, Hockeygate, and even last year's Twinkiegate. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie told the news media that he...
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Funny story: Gov. Christie to Compete in NYC Marathon

Gov. Christie to Compete in NYC Marathon

Special to TPN - Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey will be competing in the New York City Marathon to be held on November 2, 2014. Contrary to rumor, all lanes will be open on the Verrazano Bridge section of the course, but the center lane will b...
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Funny story: 7-Year-Old Unmasks Chris Christie

7-Year-Old Unmasks Chris Christie

Governor Chris Christie spent nearly two hours in Trenton on Thursday, apologizing and taking questions from reporters about the controversial closures of some toll lanes at the George Washington Bridge last September that caused huge delays in trave...
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Funny story: 'Fat chance of justice!' say pals of sacked Chris Christie aide

'Fat chance of justice!' say pals of sacked Chris Christie aide

New Jersey - Suporters of an aide to New Jersey Governor Chris Christie have slammed the 'bum rap' that's seen Bridget Anne Kelly take the blame for last September's George Washington Bridge closure, allegedly orchestrated to create traffic shambles...
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Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Says He'll Run In 2016 And He'll Kick Sarah Palin's Puss All The Way Back To Alaska

Governor Chris Christie Says He'll Run In 2016 And He'll Kick Sarah Palin's Puss All The Way Back To Alaska

PARAMUS, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie has made it perfectly clear that he wants to be the Republican presidential nominee in 2016. The popular New Jersey governor recently sat down with Amos Soursuckle of GOPicky Magazine at a local Burger...
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Funny story: Chris Christie Flip Flopping Like A Fish

Chris Christie Flip Flopping Like A Fish

Atlas News say they got a sneak peak of a new video from the group against the possible presidential candidate and that it is coming out with the highlights. It shows Christie pledging support for in-state tuition for undocumented students at the...
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