Washington, DC - Calling the health-related retirement of Pope Benedict XVI "a tragic opportunity," congressional leaders have declared that America will field a candidate in the upcoming election for the next pontiff.
"It's a free world, isn't it...
New Jersey governor Chris Christie has angrily defied critics who have said that he is too fat to be president. He has admitted that he is addicted to 'Krispy Kreme Donuts' and is proud of it.
Poor governor Christie has been 'fair game' to crit...
"He is fat and a fool. Don't listen to governor Christie. He doesn't know what he's talking about..."
Said the large castrated pig Shark Rush Limburg, bellowing angrily into his long-suffering microphone, unsure of his surroundings. He had just fl...
New Jersey - "And a further $10 million for each pound that stays off for the following year," is how the couple's spokesperson put it as the news broke that homeless post-Sandy New Jersey residents stand to benefit from millions of dollars in hurric...
BOSTON - Mitt Romney was thoroughly beaten by President Barack Obama.
The former governor of Massachusetts wasted no time in finding excuses as to why he lost the election. Romney stated that there were lots of reasons why he lost.
He said tha...
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President Obama: Good morning Chris. And how is my new BFF?
8:01 a.m.
Governor Christie: Just fine Mr. President. How are things at the White House?
8:04 a.m.
President Obama: I'm not at the White House right now. Michelle and I drove down to a local Flat As A Pancake Pancake House for some breakfast.
8:07 a.m.
Governor Christie: I ate earlier, but I'm still kinda...
Governor Chris Christie was hung in effigy this morning at the GOP headquarters in the Nation's capital. Reince Priebus, chairman of the Republican Party, spared nothing in his criticism of the Governor who had given the key note speech at the GOP co...
BRIGANTINE, New Jersey - New Jersey Governor Chris Christie rode with President Obama in the official presidential helicopter Marine One.
The two men took a tour of the devastation that Hurricane Sandy caused in Governor Christie's state.
As th...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Representatives for both President Barack Obama and former Governor Mitt Romney have met and have agreed to postpone the presidential election from November 6, to December 4.
Both Obama and Romney agreed to the change which was...
Apparently Donald Trump had $5 million burning a hole in his pocket.
After being rebuffed and ridiculed by President Barack Obama following the megalomaniac's attempt to make him his hired stooge, the buffoonish billionaire tried the same idioti...
Two of the nation's governors, one Republican and one Democrat, have squared off for a grueling three mile race, followed by contests in push-ups and chin-ups.
Governor Christie (R) of New Jersey was "only too pleased" to accept Governor Brown (D)...
Homosexuals state-wide are putting their wedding registries at Block Party and Andrew Christian on indefinite hold, now that gigantic, half-witted New Jersey Republican Governor Chris Christie has veto a law which would make same-sex marriage legal i...
TRENTON, N.J. - When New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was asked if there was any quid pro quo being played under the table with Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, he vehemently denied all such allegations.
In fact, the Governor of N...
HACKENSACK, New Jersey - The governor of The Garden State, AKA New Jersey, Chris Christie was in Hackensack as the honored guest at the dedication ceremonies for the newest Captain Cluckity Cluck Clucks Chicken Shack.
Louisiana stand up comedian Z...
New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey was hear complaining loudly in the lobby of his local YMCA. The issue? Vanity towels.
"He was upset to find out that he was not losing as much girth as he thought," said an employee on condition o...
Trenton, New Jersey - Gov. Chris Christie, who turned down the chance to run for president of the United States earlier this week, has announced his candidacy for Ruler of Occupied Wall Street.
"Being president is not for me. You have to be certif...
At a press conference this afternoon, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie put the final nail in the coffin that he had put the final nail in last week by declaring he was not running for President of the Unites States.
Reporters, like horny college...
Governor Chris Christie took the podium at a press conference today to announce his candidacy for President of the United States.
Christie proclaimed, "The fat's I the fire! I am running for President! I have said several times in the past I did...