There I was minding my own business, visiting at the Museum of the Peoples Republic, and while I was looking over a pair of rare FooManChu chop sticks, I was grabbed from and anesthetized by a whiff of Olong Tea.
I awoke, groggy, my hands tied, my...
HONG KONG, China - South African President Nelson Mandela always talked about how much he enjoyed visiting China and eating the best egg rolls in the world.
He got to where he could use the chopsticks just as good as any Chinese citizen. He was so...
HONG KONG - China's national news agency, The Rick Shaw, is reporting that the Chinese government is in the process of recalling 17 million chopsticks.
A spokesperson for The Rick Shaw stated that the problem with the chopsticks lies in the fact t...
Birmingham Chinese restaurant Mr Wong's was closed last night following a bizarre incident. A 14 month old boy narrowly escaped death when he was mistaken for a number 52, chicken in black bean sauce.
The boy suffered minor brain injuries when Gor...
Bejiing - Chinese officials tasked with putting a hometown touch to the 2008 Olympics may be forced to backtrack from their idea to promote the use of a single large chopstick for feeding athletes at the Olympic Village.
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