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Torture, the Chinese secret police way

There I was minding my own business, visiting at the Museum of the Peoples Republic, and while I was looking over a pair of rare FooManChu chop sticks, I was grabbed from and anesthetized by a whiff of Olong Tea. I awoke, groggy, my hands tied, my...

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China To Honor Nelson Mandela By Putting His Likeness On A Commemorative Postage Stamp

Funny story: China To Honor Nelson Mandela By Putting His Likeness On A Commemorative Postage Stamp

HONG KONG, China - South African President Nelson Mandela always talked about how much he enjoyed visiting China and eating the best egg rolls in the world. He got to where he could use the chopsticks just as good as any Chinese citizen. He was so...

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China Recalls 17 Million Chopsticks

Funny story: China Recalls 17 Million Chopsticks

HONG KONG - China's national news agency, The Rick Shaw, is reporting that the Chinese government is in the process of recalling 17 million chopsticks. A spokesperson for The Rick Shaw stated that the problem with the chopsticks lies in the fact t...

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14 Month Old Boy Injured In Chop Stick Drama

Funny story: 14 Month Old Boy Injured In Chop Stick Drama

Birmingham Chinese restaurant Mr Wong's was closed last night following a bizarre incident. A 14 month old boy narrowly escaped death when he was mistaken for a number 52, chicken in black bean sauce. The boy suffered minor brain injuries when Gor...

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Single Olympic Chopstick Idea a Failure

Funny story: Single Olympic Chopstick Idea a Failure

Bejiing - Chinese officials tasked with putting a hometown touch to the 2008 Olympics may be forced to backtrack from their idea to promote the use of a single large chopstick for feeding athletes at the Olympic Village.

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