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Funny story: How Dying Can Lower Your Cholesterol

How Dying Can Lower Your Cholesterol

It seems everyday there is a new way to lower your Cholesterol. You may have heard of eating Cheerios, but that would take weeks of eating and a great-deal of money spent on cereal boxes. What if there was a way to lower your cholesterol instantly with little effort. I met with Dr. Juan Hingo of Harvard University who explained to me that after numerous studies, the institute was able to au...
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Funny story: Great news for being a "Nutter": it lowers cholesterol levels!

Great news for being a "Nutter": it lowers cholesterol levels!

Spoof "Nutters" (readers and writers) have welcomed the news that their "nutty" habits are actually contributing to their health! In fact being a "Nutter" supposedly reduces cholesterol levels in the blood. Spoof expert,and very cracked NUT, Ja...
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Funny story: Amazing Christmas gift! Research reveals 3 Wise Men gave Baby Jesus gift of myrrh to prolong life; Scientists discover its amazing cholesterol lowering properties.

Amazing Christmas gift! Research reveals 3 Wise Men gave Baby Jesus gift of myrrh to prolong life; Scientists discover its amazing cholesterol lowering properties.

LONDON: Scientists have made an amazing discovery regarding myrrh - one of the gifts given to the Baby Jesus by the 3 Wise Men. Myrrh, it seems was not just used as an embalming fluid in ancient times. It also played an important role in lowering...
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Funny story: All The King's Men Sue Due to Hazardous Cholesterol Exposure

All The King's Men Sue Due to Hazardous Cholesterol Exposure

The King's horses are dropping dead in the stables and seven of the King's men are in the hospital with heart problems. The men claim that this is due to a bio-hazardous cholesterol exposure when they were forced to try to put Humpty Dumpty...
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