A new Chocolate bar was launched today by Knestles named HORSE DELIGHT. It is the product of years of research into the eating habits of both humans and horses.
Chief Executive of Knestles, Toby Barker, said that HORSE DELIGHT would be the the 'bi...
A group in California have started to make what they are calling Anti Porn movies featuring scenarios that are common to adult movies but that end up in wholesome activities.
The films are being distributed via a website and at the moment there...
The dearth of news emanating from Martin and Anne Shuttlecock's locally based address recently has led to a great deal of speculation.
Some observers assumed that the happily inept couple have gone into retirement, or at the very least, semi-retir...
Moldova 0 England 5
Moldova were rolled over by The Three Lions. Two goals from Frank Lampard, one from Jermaine Defoe and first international strikes from James Milner and Leighton Baines.
I think even Leyton Orient might have scored against Moldova.
Scotland 0 Serbia 0
Manager Craig Levein told the press conference he believed that his team could win all 10 qualifying games.
He was wrong.
The England camp today moved to distance themselves from claims in the Daily Fail newspaper that Frank Lampard is not really injured but was dropped from the squad because bosses were worried he would eat all the chocolate in Belgium where the team w...
Better known for their range of plastic bricks, and computer games, and theme parks, Lego have created a chocolate version of their plastic bricks.
"They don't come in all the shapes and sizes of the plastic bricks," said Julie Poe, who created th...
Women are being urged to stockpile chocolate with the news that the 2012 cocoa bean crop is the lowest on record.
"Basically," said psychologist, Paige Turner, "if you're a woman and you're menopausal, breaking up with your boyfriend, having a bad...
Former star of Aussie soap opera 'Son's and Neighbours', and one time heart-throb, Ringo Dingo, is to release a new album after 23 years in the musical wilderness.
Dingo, 45, best remembered for his 1986 smash hit, 'Pat Sharp's Mullet', said he pl...
Starting in Europe, a sharp rise in medical emergencies was detected in at least seven countries beginning this February 14, Valentines Day. The trend has reportedly continued west into Canada and the United States but is apparently affecting only...
HENDERSONVILLE, Tennessee - Taylor Swift was sitting in her home just relaxing and reading the latest copy of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine when she heard a truck stop in front on her home.
Taylor glanced out the window and saw a FedEx delivery man carry...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today added his contribution to serial killer research by saying that chocolate digestive biscuits can be a fundamental element in the tracking down and apprehension of seriously disturbed serial killers.
According t...
There was travel chaos today, as the M40 was closed after someone dumped a lorry load of mini Bounty bars on the northbound carriageway.
Over five tonnes of the coconut filled chocolatey treat were left on the motorway between 3:30 and 4:15am this...
Scientists at Cardiff University on the Stephen King Sponsored Genetics course have successfully cross-bred bananas and cacao the plant that gives us the most important of foodstuffs, chocolate.
"It's brilliant," said head professor of genetics, J...
Recently, Mr. Butterfinger® from Chocolate Ville wondered what the Whichamacallit® was lying by the Dots® on 5th Avenue®. Help arrived when the 3 Musketeers® jumped in to investigate, but crying interrupted them as Baby Ruth®...
It has been revealed that the recent advertisement for Cadbury's Bliss chocolate containing the strap-line "Move over Naomi there's a new diva in town" was not withdrawn because the model Naomi Campbell was annoyed.
A spokesman for the chocolate c...
Easter began as a pagan holiday, and was soon adopted by all. It's the celebration of bunnies and chocolate.
Recently the Easter Bunny has voiced complaints, "Jesus is stealing my holiday!". What has this world come to? When the happy story of rabbits hiding chocolate eggs is replaced. Replaced by Jesus dying for our sins.
People have been trying to ruin this happy holiday, by speaking of C...
Ivory Coast the world's largest cocoa producers who just happen to be in the midst of a bloody civil war have promised global choco freaks they won't go hungry!
There might be a few slight logistic problems, i.e. Finding enough workers who are st...
A Spanish sweet manufacturer has dropped a galactic bolock, launching a new candy bar called The Chocolate Star Fish.
The advertising campaign doesn't help either having the slogan: 'Go on, give it a lick.' The phrase best known for describing one...