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Funny story: Holland Sends Kim Jong Un 4,000 Pounds of His Favorite Chocolate Candy

Holland Sends Kim Jong Un 4,000 Pounds of His Favorite Chocolate Candy

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Holland the country which is famous for chocolate, tulips, and neutrality has just put a gigantic smile on the face of the leader of North Korea Kim Jong Un. Holland's Dyke News Agency is reporting that the government of H...
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Funny story: A Chemist In Cincinnati Discovers The Ingredients In M&M's and Manufactures N&N's

A Chemist In Cincinnati Discovers The Ingredients In M&M's and Manufactures N&N's

CINCINNATI - A chemist who has resided in Cincinnati all of his life has just informed American Spotlight Magazine that he has invented a new hard shell chocolate candy. Livingston Odessa who received his Chemistry Degree from Johnny Appleseed Uni...
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Funny story: Tyra Banks Vows To Lose Her Muffin Top

Tyra Banks Vows To Lose Her Muffin Top

NEW YORK CITY - The host of America's Next Top Model, Tyra Banks, has promised that she is going to do everything within her power to get rid of the muffin top that she has developed over the past few months. Tyra told her good friend Beyonce that...
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Funny story: New Chocolate Sensation will be First Past the Post in Sales

New Chocolate Sensation will be First Past the Post in Sales

A new Chocolate bar was launched today by Knestles named HORSE DELIGHT. It is the product of years of research into the eating habits of both humans and horses. Chief Executive of Knestles, Toby Barker, said that HORSE DELIGHT would be the the 'bi...
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Funny story: Anti Porn group make their own Movies

Anti Porn group make their own Movies

A group in California have started to make what they are calling Anti Porn movies featuring scenarios that are common to adult movies but that end up in wholesome activities. The films are being distributed via a website and at the moment there...
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Funny story: The Shuttlecocks All Set To Invade Germany Over Christmas

The Shuttlecocks All Set To Invade Germany Over Christmas

The dearth of news emanating from Martin and Anne Shuttlecock's locally based address recently has led to a great deal of speculation. Some observers assumed that the happily inept couple have gone into retirement, or at the very least, semi-retir...
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Funny story: Football Gossip - WORLD CUP QUALIFYING September 2012

Football Gossip - WORLD CUP QUALIFYING September 2012

Moldova 0 England 5 Moldova were rolled over by The Three Lions. Two goals from Frank Lampard, one from Jermaine Defoe and first international strikes from James Milner and Leighton Baines. I think even Leyton Orient might have scored against Moldova. Scotland 0 Serbia 0 Manager Craig Levein told the press conference he believed that his team could win all 10 qualifying games. He was wrong.
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Funny story: Euro 2012: The real reason Frank Lampard was 'dropped from the squad' denial

Euro 2012: The real reason Frank Lampard was 'dropped from the squad' denial

The England camp today moved to distance themselves from claims in the Daily Fail newspaper that Frank Lampard is not really injured but was dropped from the squad because bosses were worried he would eat all the chocolate in Belgium where the team w...
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Funny story: Chocolate Lego bricks lets kids play with their food

Chocolate Lego bricks lets kids play with their food

Better known for their range of plastic bricks, and computer games, and theme parks, Lego have created a chocolate version of their plastic bricks. "They don't come in all the shapes and sizes of the plastic bricks," said Julie Poe, who created th...
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Funny story: Chocolate harvest failed, women advised to stock-up

Chocolate harvest failed, women advised to stock-up

Women are being urged to stockpile chocolate with the news that the 2012 cocoa bean crop is the lowest on record. "Basically," said psychologist, Paige Turner, "if you're a woman and you're menopausal, breaking up with your boyfriend, having a bad...
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Funny story: Eighties Pop Sensation To Make Comeback

Eighties Pop Sensation To Make Comeback

Former star of Aussie soap opera 'Son's and Neighbours', and one time heart-throb, Ringo Dingo, is to release a new album after 23 years in the musical wilderness. Dingo, 45, best remembered for his 1986 smash hit, 'Pat Sharp's Mullet', said he pl...
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Funny story: Emergency Room Visits Hit Record High on Valentines Day

Emergency Room Visits Hit Record High on Valentines Day

Starting in Europe, a sharp rise in medical emergencies was detected in at least seven countries beginning this February 14, Valentines Day. The trend has reportedly continued west into Canada and the United States but is apparently affecting only...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Receives A Valentine Chocolate Bar In The Exact Shape of Her Favorite Guitar From A Famous Secret Admirer

Taylor Swift Receives A Valentine Chocolate Bar In The Exact Shape of Her Favorite Guitar From A Famous Secret Admirer

HENDERSONVILLE, Tennessee - Taylor Swift was sitting in her home just relaxing and reading the latest copy of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine when she heard a truck stop in front on her home. Taylor glanced out the window and saw a FedEx delivery man carry...
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Funny story: Chocolate Digestive Biscuits Can Aid In The Hunt For Serial Killers Says Local Man

Chocolate Digestive Biscuits Can Aid In The Hunt For Serial Killers Says Local Man

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today added his contribution to serial killer research by saying that chocolate digestive biscuits can be a fundamental element in the tracking down and apprehension of seriously disturbed serial killers. According t...
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Funny story: Travel Chaos As Fly-Tipper Dumps World's Largest Stash Of Mini Bounty Bars

Travel Chaos As Fly-Tipper Dumps World's Largest Stash Of Mini Bounty Bars

There was travel chaos today, as the M40 was closed after someone dumped a lorry load of mini Bounty bars on the northbound carriageway. Over five tonnes of the coconut filled chocolatey treat were left on the motorway between 3:30 and 4:15am this...
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Funny story: Chocolate Banana - For Real!

Chocolate Banana - For Real!

Scientists at Cardiff University on the Stephen King Sponsored Genetics course have successfully cross-bred bananas and cacao the plant that gives us the most important of foodstuffs, chocolate. "It's brilliant," said head professor of genetics, J...
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Funny story: Candy Thief Arrested and Thrown into Jail

Candy Thief Arrested and Thrown into Jail

Recently, Mr. Butterfinger® from Chocolate Ville wondered what the Whichamacallit® was lying by the Dots® on 5th Avenue®. Help arrived when the 3 Musketeers® jumped in to investigate, but crying interrupted them as Baby Ruth®...
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Funny story: Cadbury's to sue Naomi Campbell

Cadbury's to sue Naomi Campbell

It has been revealed that the recent advertisement for Cadbury's Bliss chocolate containing the strap-line "Move over Naomi there's a new diva in town" was not withdrawn because the model Naomi Campbell was annoyed. A spokesman for the chocolate c...
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