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Funny story: Child stars past and present celebrate Hollywood's legacy of little actors

Child stars past and present celebrate Hollywood's legacy of little actors

Child stars past and present came to the Coconut Grove Hotel today to celebrate Hollywood's legacy of child acting. Notable attendees included Natalie Gregory (1985, Alice in Wonderland), Dakota Fanning (2001, I am Sam), Jodie Foster (1976, Taxi Driv...
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Funny story: Teen who crashed wedding found not guilty

Teen who crashed wedding found not guilty

The teenage boy who crashed the wedding of Chloe Moretz has been found not guilty of all charges against him. In summing up the judge, Ernest Borgnine, stated: 'This is the best damn show I have seen in ages, and I wish I had been there.' The b...
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Funny story: Local boy crashes wedding of Chloe Moretz

Local boy crashes wedding of Chloe Moretz

A local boy has been arrested after crashing a wedding in Queensland's south-east today. The wedding of Chloe Moretz to Justin Bieber was going smoothly say police, until the vows were affirmed, at which point the gates of the St Mark's Lutheran c...
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Funny story: Chloë Moretz shuns skanky Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens and Emma Watson career path

Chloë Moretz shuns skanky Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens and Emma Watson career path

Atlanta, Georgia - (Jailbait!): "Gratuitous teenage nudity is so ageing, duh!" the thirteen year-old sensation of Matthew Vaughn's superhero film said today as critics hailed her foul-mouthed, gun-toting Kick Ass performance. "Besides, I have this...
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