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Funny story: British Prostitute and X-Factor Contestant Chloe Mafia Hints That She Would Like To Have Simon Cowell's Baby

British Prostitute and X-Factor Contestant Chloe Mafia Hints That She Would Like To Have Simon Cowell's Baby

LONDON - The London Revue Gazette is reporting that famed London prostitute Chloe Mafia, who can do some amazing as hell things with whipped cream, Maraschino cherries, and three Costa Rican bananas has announced that she would like for Simon Cowell...
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Funny story: The Monica Mint, Chloe Mafia, and Jennifer Thompson X-Rated Film "Ho, Ho, Ho" Tops The Movie Charts In Europe

The Monica Mint, Chloe Mafia, and Jennifer Thompson X-Rated Film "Ho, Ho, Ho" Tops The Movie Charts In Europe

PARIS - England's Castle Moat Pictures has just announced that the Monica Mint, Chloe Mafia, and Jennifer Thompson X-Rated movie Ho, Ho, Ho has just been named the number one motion picture in Europe. The English film which was produced by Britain...
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Funny story: Cher Lloyd, Gillian McKeith, Chloe Mafia And Katie Waissell To Form A Girl Band!

Cher Lloyd, Gillian McKeith, Chloe Mafia And Katie Waissell To Form A Girl Band!

Sources are telling Skoob Entertainment News that the four are to form an all girl singing band along the lines of Diana Ross and the Supremes, or Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, but with lashings of spitting, swearing, meltdowns, fainting, and temp...
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Funny story: Monica Mint and Chloe Mafia To Record The Elton John Song, "Come Over Here And Sit On My Facebook"

Monica Mint and Chloe Mafia To Record The Elton John Song, "Come Over Here And Sit On My Facebook"

LONDON - Two of England's most well known females, Monica Mint and Chloe Mafia, have decided to enter the recording studio and record a song that was written by Sir Elton John. The M & M duo first met John at a local Lady Laura's Land of Fish...
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Funny story: More X-Factor Controversy As Chloe Mafia Rumoured To Take Wild Card Slot Over Gamu

More X-Factor Controversy As Chloe Mafia Rumoured To Take Wild Card Slot Over Gamu

Controversy continues to dog Simon Cowell's X-Factor show as rumours surfaced today that a wild card slot will be awarded to alleged Wakefield prostitute Chloe Mafia, once again leaving the people's choice, Gamu Nhengu out in the cold. A friend of...
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Funny story: X-Factor - Cher Lloyd 'Right Up Cheryl's Street' - Chloe Mafia Up Sh*t Street

X-Factor - Cher Lloyd 'Right Up Cheryl's Street' - Chloe Mafia Up Sh*t Street

As Cheryl Cole moves quietly into pole position as the X-Factor judge favourite to complete a hat-trick of series victories, sources inform Skoob Entertainment News that Cheryl is 'dead keen' on Malvern teen-starlet, and Cheryl look a little likey Ch...
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Funny story: The Race Is On To Pop Cher Lloyd's Innocent Cherry

The Race Is On To Pop Cher Lloyd's Innocent Cherry

Skoob Entertainment News today received an alarming communique from a mole who claimed to have access to what he described as a modern day 'Hellfire Club.' Our informant revealed that 'SpitRoastCherryPoppers' is allegedly a secret society of sexua...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Chloe Mafia To Become A BBC Newsreader?

X-Factor's Chloe Mafia To Become A BBC Newsreader?

Persistent rumours circulating around BBC Television Centre appear to suggest that the media juggernaut has approached failed X-Factor boot camp wannabe, Chloe Mafia - offering her a job reading the early evening edition of The News on BBC1 Analys...
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Funny story: X-Factor - How Chloe Mafia Blew It

X-Factor - How Chloe Mafia Blew It

And so it came to pass that the X-Factor judges passed on Chloe Mafia, the Wakefield songbird who can't sing very well, but does a nice line in...pleading her case. As she demonstrated so ably last week. But alas, it all came unravelled as Chloe entered the boot camp stage. And that's without the prostitution angle, the coke snorting allegations and the apparent threats from the father of...
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Funny story: X-Factor - Chloe Mafia Fears For Her Future After Call Girl Allegations

X-Factor - Chloe Mafia Fears For Her Future After Call Girl Allegations

X-Factor boot camp contestant Chloe Mafia, known in some quarters as the Yorkshire tart with a heart, has apparently expressed fears that the gravy train may become derailed following allegations that she works as a prostitute, and that she is simply...
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Funny story: Monica Mint, Chloe Mafia, and Jennifer Thompson To Star In The X-Rated British Movie "Ho, Ho, Ho"

Monica Mint, Chloe Mafia, and Jennifer Thompson To Star In The X-Rated British Movie "Ho, Ho, Ho"

LONDON - Famed British motion picture producer Reginald Chiswicket has just announced that he, in conjunction with Castle Moat Pictures, will soon begin production on the World War II holiday epic entitled, Ho, Ho, Ho. The film is x-rated due to v...
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Funny story: Monica Mint Is Furious That Chloe Mafia Is Stealing Her Whorish Thunder

Monica Mint Is Furious That Chloe Mafia Is Stealing Her Whorish Thunder

SOHO, England - Famed 'Lady of The Evening' Monica Mint reportedly told her dentist/sex therapist Dr. Basil F. McPiccadilly, that she is upset, angry, and madder than a dairy cow with an inverted udder at X-Factor contestant Chloe Mafia. Monica sa...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell States That Chloe Mafia Will Not Be Banned From X-Factor Simply Because She Is A Prostitute

Simon Cowell States That Chloe Mafia Will Not Be Banned From X-Factor Simply Because She Is A Prostitute

LONDON - The CEO of 19th Hole Productions Simon Cowell has made it abundantly clear that he has no intention of banning Chloe Mafia from participating in his reality show X-Factor simply because she is a known prostitute. According to Miss Mafia,...
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