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Funny story: Chiswick In Close Shave With Nazi Jackboot

Chiswick In Close Shave With Nazi Jackboot

Chiswick had a run-in with Hitler's war machine yesterday and was only saved thanks to the quick thinking of a Yorkshire tourist and a classical musician. The terrifying incident happened around 1.30 pm as local office workers and pensioners were...
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Funny story: Luxury 10 Day Guided Tour Of England's Golden Triangle From £5950

Luxury 10 Day Guided Tour Of England's Golden Triangle From £5950

Juanita Juan Travel presents an all-inclusive, fully escorted, luxury tour of England's world famous 'Golden Triangle'. Including all transfers, porterage and tipping. With exotic 5* en-suite accommodation at each historic location: Sumptuous lunches and gala dinners at a variety of world famous restaurants: Plus fully inclusive hi-speed rail or coach transport throughout. There will be p...
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Funny story: Chiswick actor in Gaddafi link

Chiswick actor in Gaddafi link

English thespian Colin Firth is nailed on to win an Oscar for his sensitive portrayal of Colonel Gaddafi. The film, Gaddafi With The Golden Gun, based on the novel by Ian Phlegm, has won rave reviews from critics, even though it has not yet been...
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Funny story: Chiswick Literature Lovers Riot Over Controversial Book

Chiswick Literature Lovers Riot Over Controversial Book

A leafy west London suburb was once again clearing up and counting the costs after a night of violence, believed to have been sparked by the now infamous book The Dorking Review. The trouble began after previously unknown internet comic genius Mar...
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Funny story: Chiswick organist gives woman vibrato

Chiswick organist gives woman vibrato

A Chiswick organist has been accused of performing vibrato on an elderly woman in a church vestry. Turnham Green resident Humphrey Nonce was allegedly seen with 69 year old Doris Clunge sitting on his organ by local cleaner Chiswick Flo: "I wa...
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Funny story: Chiswick Pigeons Peck Kate Middleton's Bosom

Chiswick Pigeons Peck Kate Middleton's Bosom

Leafy Chiswick, a middle-class residential area of West London where it rains twenty pound notes and the sun shines all day, has officially roped-in Kate Middleton to help boost business. Birdbrain local pigeons have been pecking about since the w...
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Funny story: George Orwell's Animal Farm Was Modelled on Pigeon Farm in Chiswick

George Orwell's Animal Farm Was Modelled on Pigeon Farm in Chiswick

New research suggests George Orwell didn't know His Pigs from his Pigeons. Historians, examining the life of American poet TS Eliot, have unearthed papers proving that Orwell's original concept for Animal Farm was significantly different to the novella we read today. Rather than a variety of farm animals, Orwell's book concentrated on his observations of a tiny flock of feral pigeons in...
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Funny story: Chiswick invaded by Daleks

Chiswick invaded by Daleks

Geek Porn films are proud to announce a strictly limited event celebrating the Dalek invasion of Turnham Green. A private screening of a rare and controversial film will be shown at The Doctor Who Convention which takes place at the Gerorge 1V com...
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Funny story: Pussy crisis strikes Chiswick

Pussy crisis strikes Chiswick

Chiswick is facing it's biggest pussy crisis to date, according to local resident Flossie Clunge: "They sometimes keep me up all night" said Miss Clunge, a retired cleaner from Turnham Green. A refusal by owners to neuter their pussies is being c...
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Funny story: Riots In Chiswick Petrify Local Community

Riots In Chiswick Petrify Local Community

Having gone to bed petrified, locals throughout the posh London suburb of Chiswick, woke this morning amazed and relieved to discover their 4x4's hadn't been torched overnight. That La Trompette still had glass in its window. That Safeways and the...
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Funny story: Chiswick vigilantes to defend Turnham Green

Chiswick vigilantes to defend Turnham Green

Reports are coming in from Chiswick that a band of rowdy yoga mums have looted the artisan bakery and made off with all the walnut and sun blushed tomato bread. The angry mob, wearing pink pashminas to cover their faces, were seen to perform seve...
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Funny story: London Riots: Chiswick Man Demands Explanation

London Riots: Chiswick Man Demands Explanation

A west London man is demanding to know why rioters who have run amok in London over the past few days have ignored Chiswick. Garfield Menshevik, 42, was looking forward to an enforced day off after watching the riots on the TV news on Monday night...
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Funny story: Mystery Blonde In Alcohol Trafficking Scheme

Mystery Blonde In Alcohol Trafficking Scheme

Residents in a west London suburb were on the lookout today after a mystery blonde was spotted taking part in what has been described as an "alcohol trafficking scheme." Dave Handset, of Wavendon Avenue, Chiswick, was looking forward to a Friday a...
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Funny story: Guitarist Mick Ralphs Sparks Riot In Chiswick

Guitarist Mick Ralphs Sparks Riot In Chiswick

A leafy west London suburb was waking up this morning to the aftermath of rioting allegedly caused by a rock legend. Mick Ralphs, formerly of Mott The Hoople and Bad Company, featured as guest guitarist with Son Maxwell's Unruly Blues when they pl...
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Funny story: Colin Firth "Rootless" Complaint Upsets Chiswick Neighbours

Colin Firth "Rootless" Complaint Upsets Chiswick Neighbours

As he waves at the world's cameras from the BAFTA red carpet tonight, Colin Firth's Chiswick neighbours will be experiencing mixed emotions. On one hand, of course, they want their local film star to win the best actor award for his portrayal of K...
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Funny story: NHS Reforms Spark Revolution In Leafy West London

NHS Reforms Spark Revolution In Leafy West London

Riot police are preparing for a running battle with angry residents in the leafy west London suburb of Chiswick. Patients at Chiswick Health Centre are angry at changes to the National Health service proposed by Health Secretary Andrew Lansley.
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