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The Curse of the Addictive Potato Chips Has Taken Hold of Mom

Unable to stop eating, local Mom Barbara Givens tried to pass a bowl of addictive potato chips to her son, Brad. "Here, Brad, these are really good. You should try some," Barbara said without a hint of panic, knowing that her son's reply could det...

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John Cooper Clarke's Flogging Oven Chips

Funny story: John Cooper Clarke's Flogging Oven Chips

John Cooper Clarke's Flogging Oven Chips I was watching telly. ITV When a familiar voice jumped out at me A Mancunian accent from the past A cigarette-induced breathless rasp The name of the poet was on my lips John Cooper Clarke was flogging oven chips I couldn't believe it. I listened again The sponsor of the sacrilege was Mr McCain Not the US politician from the Christian right Bu...

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Potatoes usher in the next age of computing

Funny story: Potatoes usher in the next age of computing

Potatoes may not seem the most technological of food stuffs, with aubergines seeming more advanced, but a breakthrough at the University of Manchester's Institute of Science and Technology has propelled the humble spud into the limelight of technolog...

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COO melamine aspartame scare smokes out secret bar code chip implants for the elite

Funny story: COO melamine aspartame scare smokes out secret bar code chip implants for the elite

GENEVA, Switzerland - Hot on the heals of the country of origin (COO) secret melamine bar code revelation comes an even more shocking cover-up than last reported. "Not fair", is the plaintive cry of industry associations in response to revelatio...

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Hurrah! It's National Chip Week!

Funny story: Hurrah! It's National Chip Week!

Buoyant Britain this week celebrates National Chip Week - that is 'chips' as in deep fried potato chunks, as opposed to what our American friends call 'chips' - which are actually 'crisps.' Our chips are the kind of deep fried delicacy one might asso...

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Isle of Wight News - Arson suspected in chippy fire

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Arson suspected in chippy fire

Hopeless Street chip-shop in Ventnor is the centre of a police investigation after a fire broke out there at 10:30pm Monday morning. Regular Isle of Wight News readers, and even some of those with constipation, will recall our recent survey to fin...

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Wedding couple each chips

Funny story: Wedding couple each chips

Pencer and Ms NacFayden have been allowed to eat chips again - A groom-to-be has been allowed to eat chips again after a McCains dropped its law suit over him buying from his local chippy. Nobert Pencer, 13, from Yerth, was banned from contacting...

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Nuclear sub was delivering chips

Funny story: Nuclear sub was delivering chips

The Commander of Le Triomphante, a French SNLE-NG class nuclear submarine, had visited Blackpool on holiday, where he had tasted the well-known English delicacy, fish and chips. After his first bite of a real English chip he was heard to say "Mon Die...

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Man With World's Largest Frying Pan And Woman With World's Largest Maris Piper Make Heavenly Chips

Funny story: Man With World's Largest Frying Pan And Woman With World's Largest Maris Piper Make Heavenly Chips

Twas a journalist's dream. Today, the man with the world's largest frying pan met the woman with the world's largest Maris Piper, and the results were HOT! HOT! HOT! Albie There, owner of the world's only six-foot frying pan met up with Yes Yes Oh...

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French Claim their Frites are an Inch Longer than American Fries

Funny story: French Claim their Frites are an Inch Longer than American Fries

Mont Penis Blanc, France - A recent survey of tubers worldwide has concluded there are considerable regional differences in the length of spuds. The study was conducted by the German Institute of Stem Research. Dr Willie Limp, chief investigator e...

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Scientists discover new brain food, Cheetos

Funny story: Scientists discover new brain food, Cheetos

Scientists have discovered a new brain food, Cheetos. Researchers were tipped off after President Bill Clinton's former Treasury secretary, Lawrence Summers admitted to wolfing down Cheetos by the bag full. "Our hope is that this study will lead...

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Quavers Crisps fail musical test

Funny story: Quavers Crisps fail musical test

In a similar breaking story, busy research scientist Mike Geek also revealed some other secrets about our food-stuffs. 'You see' he ranted to anyone within ear-shot 'Quaver's failed every musical test we gave them, except for the ones in crispness...

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Monster Munch contains no Monster

Funny story: Monster Munch contains no Monster

Scientists in Minnesota have proven beyond almost all doubt that Monster Munch actually contains no Monster. Mike Geek from the Institute of undeniable Facts said: 'We thought Monster Munch contained Monster, or at least trace elements of them. No...

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Presidential candidate McCain reveals new vote winner

Funny story: Presidential candidate McCain reveals new vote winner

Senator John McCain received a huge pre election boost when it was revealed that his latest line of oven chips were the healthiest yet. "The fat content is at an all time low and even the packaging is bio-degradeble" said Senator McCain."I am also...

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McCain To Stop Making Chips

Funny story: McCain To Stop Making Chips

There was dramatic news for chip-lovers this afternoon, when John McCain revealed that from September, his convenience food company will cease to produce the tasty, fast food potato treats.

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Early Model Verichip Found in President's Brain

Funny story: Early Model Verichip Found in President's Brain

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Today, President George W. Bush was taken to the hospital. After hearing that stuttering could be caused by a problem in the striatum, White House doctors decided that they should have the president tested. What they found wa...

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Blackpool to host 2015 Oven Chip Festival.

Funny story: Blackpool to host 2015 Oven Chip Festival.

Council chiefs were celebrating this morning as it was announced that Blackpool would play host to the 2007 Kwik Save international oven chip Festival. The dismal seaside town saw off Grimsby and Beirut in its bid to put on this prestigious event.

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