Unable to stop eating, local Mom Barbara Givens tried to pass a bowl of addictive potato chips to her son, Brad.
"Here, Brad, these are really good. You should try some," Barbara said without a hint of panic, knowing that her son's reply could det...
John Cooper Clarke's Flogging Oven Chips
I was watching telly. ITV
When a familiar voice jumped out at me
A Mancunian accent from the past
A cigarette-induced breathless rasp
The name of the poet was on my lips
John Cooper Clarke was flogging oven chips
I couldn't believe it. I listened again
The sponsor of the sacrilege was Mr McCain
Not the US politician from the Christian right
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GENEVA, Switzerland - Hot on the heals of the country of origin (COO) secret melamine bar code revelation comes an even more shocking cover-up than last reported.
"Not fair", is the plaintive cry of industry associations in response to revelatio...
Buoyant Britain this week celebrates National Chip Week - that is 'chips' as in deep fried potato chunks, as opposed to what our American friends call 'chips' - which are actually 'crisps.' Our chips are the kind of deep fried delicacy one might asso...
Hopeless Street chip-shop in Ventnor is the centre of a police investigation after a fire broke out there at 10:30pm Monday morning.
Regular Isle of Wight News readers, and even some of those with constipation, will recall our recent survey to fin...
Pencer and Ms NacFayden have been allowed to eat chips again - A groom-to-be has been allowed to eat chips again after a McCains dropped its law suit over him buying from his local chippy.
Nobert Pencer, 13, from Yerth, was banned from contacting...
The Commander of Le Triomphante, a French SNLE-NG class nuclear submarine, had visited Blackpool on holiday, where he had tasted the well-known English delicacy, fish and chips. After his first bite of a real English chip he was heard to say "Mon Die...
Twas a journalist's dream. Today, the man with the world's largest frying pan met the woman with the world's largest Maris Piper, and the results were HOT! HOT! HOT!
Albie There, owner of the world's only six-foot frying pan met up with Yes Yes Oh...
Mont Penis Blanc, France - A recent survey of tubers worldwide has concluded there are considerable regional differences in the length of spuds.
The study was conducted by the German Institute of Stem Research. Dr Willie Limp, chief investigator e...
Scientists have discovered a new brain food, Cheetos. Researchers were tipped off after President Bill Clinton's former Treasury secretary, Lawrence Summers admitted to wolfing down Cheetos by the bag full.
"Our hope is that this study will lead...
In a similar breaking story, busy research scientist Mike Geek also revealed some other secrets about our food-stuffs.
'You see' he ranted to anyone within ear-shot 'Quaver's failed every musical test we gave them, except for the ones in crispness...
Scientists in Minnesota have proven beyond almost all doubt that Monster Munch actually contains no Monster.
Mike Geek from the Institute of undeniable Facts said: 'We thought Monster Munch contained Monster, or at least trace elements of them. No...
Senator John McCain received a huge pre election boost when it was revealed that his latest line of oven chips were the healthiest yet.
"The fat content is at an all time low and even the packaging is bio-degradeble" said Senator McCain."I am also...
There was dramatic news for chip-lovers this afternoon, when John McCain revealed that from September, his convenience food company will cease to produce the tasty, fast food potato treats.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Today, President George W. Bush was taken to the hospital. After hearing that stuttering could be caused by a problem in the striatum, White House doctors decided that they should have the president tested. What they found wa...
Council chiefs were celebrating this morning as it was announced that Blackpool would play host to the 2007 Kwik Save international oven chip Festival. The dismal seaside town saw off Grimsby and Beirut in its bid to put on this prestigious event.
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