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Funny story: Jade Rabbit Chinese Food Rover delivers wrong order to secret NASA Moon Base

Jade Rabbit Chinese Food Rover delivers wrong order to secret NASA Moon Base

The expensive Chinese Food Delivery Rover, Jade Rabbit has mixed up its very first delivery order. A top secret Moon Base which has been built by the U.S.A was due to receive a very welcome "Chinese Special Meal for 100 this morning. I repeated t...
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Funny story: Britain's PM Cameron Brokers New China Deal - Delivery charges dropped on orders within 20 mile radius

Britain's PM Cameron Brokers New China Deal - Delivery charges dropped on orders within 20 mile radius

Prime Minister David Cameron has accidentally negotiated a super deal with China on free delivery of takeaway special meals for two within 20 miles. China has agreed to use its influence on British Chinese food takeaway outlets in a major concession...
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Funny story: Cannibal Cop's Arrest Prompts Bloomberg To Limit Human Flesh Portions

Cannibal Cop's Arrest Prompts Bloomberg To Limit Human Flesh Portions

New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg made the Big Apple less appetizing to the city's cannibal community today, introducing a new Health Department regulation that limits flesh eating to "one pound per person per day." The restriction came on the he...
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Funny story: A Bonny Embryo Marinade

A Bonny Embryo Marinade

Nutely, NJ - Today a new recipe for mangled embryo is sweeping the nation. According to cooking legend, Marda Stewfart, the dish has both the most exquisite taste and presentation of any known to man. According to Stewfart, this dish was invente...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Startling Announcement: "I Am Giving Up Sex"

Paris Hilton's Startling Announcement: "I Am Giving Up Sex"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has made a startling confession to one of her very best friends Christina Aguilera. The two were recently having lunch at The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Chinese Restaurant in West Hollywood when Paris suddenly became...
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Funny story: The Question That Mitt Romney Went Positively Ballistic Over

The Question That Mitt Romney Went Positively Ballistic Over

DEVIL'S LAKE, North Dakota - Mitt Romney's The Mormon Master Bus Tour pulled into Devil's Lake where Romney met with about 17 supporters at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Chinese Restaurant. Romney, bought egg rolls and orders of Crab Rangoon fo...
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Funny story: Lack of Pussy Blamed for Shut Down of Chinese Takeaway & Tragic Death!

Lack of Pussy Blamed for Shut Down of Chinese Takeaway & Tragic Death!

Health Department Inspectors closed down a downtown London Chinese Takeaway after a recent inspection showed a complete disregard for the most modicum of prudent food handling. The report cited rampant mice droppings, dead mice on the floor, congea...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Ray J in 'Fill my Retarded Meathole, C-List Rap Artist': "Two Penises Up" Says Roger Ebert.

Kim Kardashian and Ray J in 'Fill my Retarded Meathole, C-List Rap Artist': "Two Penises Up" Says Roger Ebert.

Kim Kardashian and Ray J in 'Fill my Retarded Meathole, C-List Rap Artist': "Two Penises Up" Says Roger Ebert. (Not his, of course, but...) While Kim Kardashian's sex tape (with whom we assume is her gardener) is getting rave reviews from horndo...
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Funny story: Aliens Keep Calling Earth For Chinese Take-away

Aliens Keep Calling Earth For Chinese Take-away

Berkeley, CA. - As if their task wasn't difficult enough, technicians associated with the SETI Project are now being constantly bombarded by messages from aliens looking for Chinese Take away. "Our purpose is to look for intelligent life in outer...
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Funny story: Jackie Chan Opens Up His First Chinese Restaurant - The Sock & Roll Chinese Diner

Jackie Chan Opens Up His First Chinese Restaurant - The Sock & Roll Chinese Diner

VENICE BEACH - Jackie Chan, who is considered one of the greatest martial arts stuntmen of all time, has announced that he has gotten into the restaurant business. Chan said that after talking to his dear friend the recently-divorced Eva Longoria,...
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Funny story: Forget Montezuma's Revenge, Experts Say Leftover Chinese Food Causes The Most Diarrhea

Forget Montezuma's Revenge, Experts Say Leftover Chinese Food Causes The Most Diarrhea

Health experts have determined that Mexican food and "the water" (don't drink it) are not the leading causes of diarrhea among adults. The main reason for Montezuma's Revenge (a.k.a. the Hershey squirts, runny rear, etc.) is actually leftover Ch...
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Funny story: Man Files Defamation Lawsuit After Receiving Libelous Fortune Cookie at Chinese Restaurant

Man Files Defamation Lawsuit After Receiving Libelous Fortune Cookie at Chinese Restaurant

Samuel Guthry was dining with friends at a Chinese restaurant in Gooseberry, Kentucky when an otherwise perfect evening suddenly turned into the most humiliating moment of Guthry's life. "We were going around the table reading our fortune cookies,...
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Funny story: Chinese Takeaways: doing Business in China

Chinese Takeaways: doing Business in China

The easiest way to make people think you're smart is to talk about China. Discussing the global economy? …and then there's China. Discussing Western philosophy? …and then there's China. Do you think Alsatians taste better than Labradors? …and then there's China. The only occasion where this doesn't work is if you're already talking about China. There's some unwritten dinner party law that everyone...
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Funny story: White House Easter Egg Scandal: FDA Tells Kids "Don't Eat Eggs-They're from China!"

White House Easter Egg Scandal: FDA Tells Kids "Don't Eat Eggs-They're from China!"

A breaking scandal has impacted Michelle Obama's campaign to 'eat healthy' as it has been revealed the 14,500 Coloured Easter Eggs hidden on the White House Grounds were imported from China and contain deadly toxins! The traditional hunt on Easter...
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Funny story: 14 Month Old Boy Injured In Chop Stick Drama

14 Month Old Boy Injured In Chop Stick Drama

Birmingham Chinese restaurant Mr Wong's was closed last night following a bizarre incident. A 14 month old boy narrowly escaped death when he was mistaken for a number 52, chicken in black bean sauce. The boy suffered minor brain injuries when Gor...
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Funny story: The Chinese Catastrophe

The Chinese Catastrophe

Disturbing reports coming out of China claim that thousands of cats are being killed every week for human consumption. I was taken undercover of darkness by Felix Chew to a killing factory in Beijing where thousands of cats were caged up without f...
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Funny story: Police: Prescott Tapped Calls "Nauseating"

Police: Prescott Tapped Calls "Nauseating"

London, England - Police have described the tapping of the mobile phones of John Prescott, former New Labour Deputy, by News International Journalists as "Nauseating. Against all moral laws." Thousands of phones belonging to politicians, entertainers...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Collapses Into Black Hole

Rush Limbaugh Collapses Into Black Hole

BERKELEY, CA - Today at his home in Florida, as predicted by physicists, Rush Limbaugh finally succumbed to the forces of gravity. "We knew it was coming. We just didn't know when," says physicist Stephen Kinghawk. The last person to see the me...
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