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Funny story: Tibetans Face Down Scorn of Chinese in Close World Cup Match

Tibetans Face Down Scorn of Chinese in Close World Cup Match

In world cup action today the Dalai Lama started the match by blessing the game ball. The move was protested by the Chinese National team which does not recognize the Dalai Lama or the right of Tibetans to have autonomy. "All I said to the soccer...
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Funny story: Asian Parents Locked Up For Child Abuse

Asian Parents Locked Up For Child Abuse

Two Chinese parents living in London have been sentenced to 10 years in prison after a series of accusations from their only child on 5 accounts of child abuse. Zang and Liu Ping were accused of mental imprisonment, psychological terrorism and em...
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Funny story: What's in a name?

What's in a name?

What year is it? 2014 yes, but in China it is the year of the horse. Naming a year after an animal might seem ridiculous to us but it has been tradition there for centuries. So has eating the penis of endangered big cats and snorting crushed ivory cu...
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Funny story: Coldest Continent Turning Communist?

Coldest Continent Turning Communist?

MCMURDO STATION, ANTARCTICA - Some American researchers stationed at Antarctica are a little concerned about the 4th research station China recently built here. "Well, for one thing, it is shaped like a UFO and it is on stilts," commented Dr. Fill...
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Funny story: Chinese Moon Rover finds God's control centre on moon

Chinese Moon Rover finds God's control centre on moon

Worried Chinese Chief Minister, Dim Sum has phoned world leaders about an "X-Box" type control console found by the Jade Rabbit Rover in a transparent building on the moon. One huge button has a safety cover on it with a Do Not Press sign on it.
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Funny story: Frustrated Obama Vows to Get malfunctioning Obamacare working correctly!

Frustrated Obama Vows to Get malfunctioning Obamacare working correctly!

After weeks of people not being able to sign up for Obamacare, the President is clearly flustered. A source who asked not to be identified says that the President peed on a telephone after he couldn't get through to sign up for himself after ten t...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Finally Reveal The Baby's Name

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Finally Reveal The Baby's Name

BEVERLY HILLS - Family and friends of Kim and Kanye had a field day trying to figure out what the unmarried couple was going to name their new baby girl. Well after all kinds of speculation about names that ranged from Annaquenetta to Kimkaneesha...
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Funny story: Pianos close to extinction in Britain

Pianos close to extinction in Britain

For many years, pianos have been becoming a rarer sight in Britain. They are usually only now seen in rich people's homes, in museums and in Britain's newly opened piano zoo in Peebles. The reason for their disappearance is simple - ivory. The dem...
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Funny story: New Findings in Canada About Who Discovered America

New Findings in Canada About Who Discovered America

Newfoundland Nova Scotia: A group of US archeological students on a field trip to Canada recently visited St. Anthony, where the ruins of a small Viking village were discovered in 1960 by Norwegian archaeologists. The site is believed to be the first...
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Funny story: Chinese throw iPhones at egg shop that fails to open

Chinese throw iPhones at egg shop that fails to open

Unhappy Chinese folk today threw their iPhones at an egg store that failed to open. The store in Beijing was due to open this morning and promised to sell different types of eggs, however when it failed to open its doors the baying crown grew more an...
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Funny story: 98% Of Tattoos Using Chinese Characters Are Actually Insults

98% Of Tattoos Using Chinese Characters Are Actually Insults

A shocking new survey has revealed that 98% of fashionable Mandarin lettered tattoos are actually insults, in Mandarin, directed at the tattoo wearer. In typically xenophobic mode, former BNP member Peter Patriot (Name changed by deed poll.) was p...
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Funny story: Obama Gives up on Magic Beans

Obama Gives up on Magic Beans

Washington,D.C.-In a last ditch attempt to revive the faltering economic recovery, President Obama traded "the entire gross national product of the United States for one year", to the Chinese for a handful of "magic beans". The deal, finalized las...
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Funny story: Google cause a pixel shortage

Google cause a pixel shortage

For many years pixels have been used exclusively by news crews and fly on the wall documentaries to obscure innocent bystander's faces or people who need to remain anonymous. Since Google Street View has been required to obscure the face of every...
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Funny story: Board votes 9-0 not to add f**king Chinese to Academy's foreign language offerings

Board votes 9-0 not to add f**king Chinese to Academy's foreign language offerings

HARFOLD, Vermont--By a unanimous vote of 9-0, Harfold Academy's school board decided not to add Chinese to the Academy's offerings of French and Spanish, issuing a statement that, "The fucking Chinese killed this town." Virtually all topics discus...
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Funny story: Letters To The Editor From The Variously Afflicted

Letters To The Editor From The Variously Afflicted

Dear Sir, I melon to you as one who wishes to draw the pomegranate of your readers to the grape of those who are forced to endure the banana called "fruit insertion coconut", by which they are tomato to substitute the starfruits of fruits for the actual mandarins they really want to apple. As blackberry can no strawberry pineapple, this is a very apricot condition for both sufferers and thos...
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Funny story: Jackie Chan Opens Up His First Chinese Restaurant - The Sock & Roll Chinese Diner

Jackie Chan Opens Up His First Chinese Restaurant - The Sock & Roll Chinese Diner

VENICE BEACH - Jackie Chan, who is considered one of the greatest martial arts stuntmen of all time, has announced that he has gotten into the restaurant business. Chan said that after talking to his dear friend the recently-divorced Eva Longoria,...
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Funny story: Chinese Virus Attack on Foreign Office was Zumziblatoo-F

Chinese Virus Attack on Foreign Office was Zumziblatoo-F

In a press conference in Munich today, William Hague told reporters that the Foreign Office repelled an attack last month from "a hostile state intelligence agency". The virus used in the attack has now been identified as variant F of the infamous Z...
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Funny story: Canadian government sentences Vancouver's rich, inhumane Chinese property owners protesting hospice, to Great White North 'Re-education labor camps'

Canadian government sentences Vancouver's rich, inhumane Chinese property owners protesting hospice, to Great White North 'Re-education labor camps'

Vancouver, Canada - As the world struggles with the lack of basic human-rights in China an unusual and surreal farce is unfolding in Vancouver, BC - home of the 2010 Olympics. There, dozens of rich Chinese residents of a posh UBC high rise building...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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