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Funny story: Iraq War 'inevitable' after protection cops confiscated gun from Cherie handbag, Chilcot Inquiry told

Iraq War 'inevitable' after protection cops confiscated gun from Cherie handbag, Chilcot Inquiry told

London - (Pants-On-Fire): Diplomatic Protection Racket cops had seized the Smith & Wesson 9mm semi-automatic, a silencer and multiple rounds of ammo from Mrs Blair's mock-crock holdall, the Iraq War probe has heard. The confiscation meant that...
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Funny story: Are these the Iraq War 'notes' Tony Blair sent to George Bush?

Are these the Iraq War 'notes' Tony Blair sent to George Bush?

London - (Specious Relationship): Iraq War Inquiry chairman Sir John Chilcot has been sent a video of a large holdall stuffed with $100 bills. The footage shows almost half a million 'notes' - whose existence cannot be discussed at the Inquiry bec...
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Funny story: 'Blackadder' clue links Enron cover-up to Iraq war spooks tell Chilcot Inquiry

'Blackadder' clue links Enron cover-up to Iraq war spooks tell Chilcot Inquiry

London - (Conspiracy Mess): The Inquiry has heard from UK cryptologists reviewing the sudden Burns Night 2002 suicide of Enron executive Clifford Baxter. Painstaking decodings found that an anagram of his name produced Baldric Fox Fret the Inquiry...
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Funny story: "Common Anti-Blair Ground for Christians and Muslim Extremists" say Readers

"Common Anti-Blair Ground for Christians and Muslim Extremists" say Readers

We asked for your reactions to Tony Blair's performance at the Chilcot Enquiry, and our post bag was full to bursting! 'That Tony Blair makes me sick', writes Wayne Selfe of Bagshotte. 'How he has the cheek to sit there and lie his way out of trouble I don't know. What's the point of this enquiry? Anybody knows Blair and Bush sent millions to their deaths so they could become famous. It's so ob...
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Funny story: 'Tony Rabbit and the Chilcot Tea Party', by Beatrix Potter

'Tony Rabbit and the Chilcot Tea Party', by Beatrix Potter

Tony Rabbit woke up one morning and said to his friend Cherie 'You know, um, well - um, I think I'll go to Chilcot Rabbit's tea party, then I can have a proper frank discussion about rabbits and dandelions, and constant directions about snails and spinaches of mass destruction', and Cherie yawned and answered 'Don't hurry back then', as she had had her eighty-fifth kitten last week which she had c...
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Funny story: Tony BLEEARK Causes Mass Throwing Up At Iraq Inquiry

Tony BLEEARK Causes Mass Throwing Up At Iraq Inquiry

Tony BLEEARK has told an inquiry he does not regret the war in Iraq as the world is a safer place without Saddam Hussein. The former Prime Chunk Throwing Cause said it had been a "huge responsibility" deciding to invade the country in 2003. "Th...
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Funny story: Mossad promised me Throne of Israel Tony Blair tells Chilcot Inquiry

Mossad promised me Throne of Israel Tony Blair tells Chilcot Inquiry

London - (Enron Fallout Mess): Fame, riches and the queenship of Israel were among Mossad temptations** offered to Tony Blair the Chilcot Inquiry heard today. A fabulous bounty from the Bernard Madoff charitable foundation included a stunning WMD...
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Funny story: Chilcot: Secret Document Stitch-Up Was It Fixed By Blair Or Brown?

Chilcot: Secret Document Stitch-Up Was It Fixed By Blair Or Brown?

As protesters gathered on London's South Bank this morning to boo ex-PM Tony Blair, a row broke out amongst them as to who was to blame for withholding key evidence. Secret documents giving key evidence about the reasons Britain went to war against...
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Funny story: Did a BigOil backhander persuade Lord Goldsmith on Iraq War legality?

Did a BigOil backhander persuade Lord Goldsmith on Iraq War legality?

London - (Bonkers): Did a magnificent all expenses paid VIP trip to Washington persuade ex-UK Attorney General that the British government 'would be able to get away' with invading Iraq without a UN resolution? Today's Chilcot Inquiry heard how Lo...
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Funny story: Mars, Roman God of War, Opposes The Sun As Blair Takes Chilcot Inquiry Stand

Mars, Roman God of War, Opposes The Sun As Blair Takes Chilcot Inquiry Stand

London - (Illuminati Mess): It's billed as astrology's Clash of the Titans as the stars align for Friday's apocalyptic Mars-opposition-Sun setting at the Chilcot Inquiry. With the fiery Roman god of war at 10 degrees Leo - celestial sign of majest...
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Funny story: Blair hires Oscars acceptance speechwriter, gets new dental veneers ahead of Friday's Chilcot freakshow

Blair hires Oscars acceptance speechwriter, gets new dental veneers ahead of Friday's Chilcot freakshow

London - (ScareBlair): Months of coaching by a top Hollywood pro specialising in political air guitar makeovers and Our Tone is oozing confidence. Friday's performance before the Chilcot Inquiry will be a career-best, buoyed by a new dazzlingly r...
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