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Funny story: Chicago Baseball Fans Are Mad As Hell

Chicago Baseball Fans Are Mad As Hell

CHICAGO - Lately it seems that once the National Anthem ends at Wrigley Field, home of the Cubs and Comiskey Park, home of the White Sox, it is all downhill from there. Die-hard fans are furious with both the Cubbies and the Sox due to the fact th...
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Funny story: Divorce Possible in Cubs and Wrigley Field Spat

Divorce Possible in Cubs and Wrigley Field Spat

CHICAGO-After nearly a century of blissful failure in their marriage, the city of Chicago and their beloved Cubbies may be coming apart at the baseball seams. Threats of divorce with no settlement are always a bad sign when the bickering couple ha...
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Funny story: Cubs Fan Saves City from Complaining Virus

Cubs Fan Saves City from Complaining Virus

"We're tired of complaining!" cried a male resident of Imperial County, Calif., responding to a recent outbreak of a not-seen-before 'Complaining Virus' that afflicted citizens of the surrounding towns. The virus was highly contagious and spread f...
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Funny story: Bad Dreams: Heady Cubs' Fan Beheads a Goat

Bad Dreams: Heady Cubs' Fan Beheads a Goat

Chicago Cubs owner Tom Ricketts did not awake to find a goat's head in his bed. No, the poor animal's head was delivered in a box to the Wrigley Field offices. This makes Wrigley Field the "Field of Nightmares." As far as known, Don Vito Corleo...
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Funny story: Cubs fans invoke Lee Elia's Curse on front office

Cubs fans invoke Lee Elia's Curse on front office

Representatives of the Chicago Cubs front office broke up a ceremony near Wrigley Field Monday, fearing the results might adversely affect the team's famous curse. Fans then unleashed a new wave of curses, the likes of which haven't been heard at...
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Funny story: Ricketts promises bigger balls for 2012 Chicago Cubs

Ricketts promises bigger balls for 2012 Chicago Cubs

Thomas S. Ricketts announced today the franchise of the Chicago Cubs are considering a league-switch which would radically affect Major League Baseball's current alignments. Ricketts is in negotiations with Major League Soccer to merge the Cubs f...
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Funny story: Frustrated Lou Piniella grabs beer, activates emergency slide in dugout

Frustrated Lou Piniella grabs beer, activates emergency slide in dugout

SAN FRANCISCO, CA-Following an 8-7 loss to the San Francisco Giants, their 67th of the season, Chicago Cubs manager Lou Piniella "snapped" according to witnesses. Piniella cursed out the Cubs organization on the P.A. system before grabbing a case...
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Funny story: Mark Cuban Buys The Chicago Cubs

Mark Cuban Buys The Chicago Cubs

CHICAGO, Illinois - After months of countless meetings and endless deliberations, Dallas Mavericks' owner Mark Cuban has finally purchased the Chicago Cubs. The selling price was not disclosed but Mark Cuban's personal secretary, Mitzi Backowitz t...
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Funny story: MLB pays teams to let Cubs win in 2008

MLB pays teams to let Cubs win in 2008

The Chicago Cubs are having their best season in 100 years. They look like they may be in the World Series in 2008. They are currently having the best record in the National League. Fans in Chicago are already in pennant fever a Cub tickets are se...
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Funny story: Cubs Assemble Roster of Hellraisers for 2008

Cubs Assemble Roster of Hellraisers for 2008

Chicago Cubs general manager Jim Hendry believes that he has finally come up with the winning formula to break the team's 100 year World Series drought.
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Funny story: Ron Paul to Play for the Iowa Cubs

Ron Paul to Play for the Iowa Cubs

Presidential candidate Ron Paul (R-Texas) announced today that he will take a 2-week break from the campaign so he can try out for the Iowa Cubs, a AAA minor league baseball team that serves as a farm team for the major league Chicago Cubs team.
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