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Funny story: Sour-ass Rockefellers swoop on Chevron's cast-off renewables

Sour-ass Rockefellers swoop on Chevron's cast-off renewables

Wall Street, NYC - Punch-drunk on 30 years of pimping up the global warming hoax descendants of oil tycoon John D Rockefeller made yet another strategic move to shore up their dwindling asset base last week. Brokers handling Chevron Corp's renew...
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Funny story: Global warming protesters go bonkers at Kanye's 'chevron' haircut

Global warming protesters go bonkers at Kanye's 'chevron' haircut

London, UK - Eyewitnesses have described how a climate change rabble protesting against hydrocarbons stuff went 'absolutely mental' when Kanye West arrived in London today. The rapper appeared with what looks like a giant 'chevron' shaved into hi...
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Funny story: 'We kicked Donziger's ass good and proper' Chevron tells shareholders meeting

'We kicked Donziger's ass good and proper' Chevron tells shareholders meeting

Midland, Texas - The world famous Rogues Gallery at Midland's Permain Basin Petroleum Museum got a horrible new addition this week as racketeering New York lawyer Steven Donziger was finally inducted into its corruption rankings. Acclaimed by the...
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Funny story: DC law firm brought to its knees as $475million paycheck becomes $15million fine

DC law firm brought to its knees as $475million paycheck becomes $15million fine

Washington DC - A famous Washington law firm that was on a 5% rake-off of a $9.5billion Ecuadorian pollution judgement is licking its wounds tonight after coughing up a $15million settlement to the litigation adversaries it had hoped to fleece. DC...
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Funny story: US online poker billionaire faces bankruptcy as Chevron sues in Gibraltar tax haven

US online poker billionaire faces bankruptcy as Chevron sues in Gibraltar tax haven

New York - Rien Ne Va Plus Monsieur DeLeon is Chevron's stark message to a US online gambling tycoon who bankrolled the massive disinformation movie 'Crude' in long-running Ecuadorian pollution shakedown. Gibraltar-based Russ DeLeon and his soon...
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Funny story: Randy Mastro has just won big oil's Top Gun wings

Randy Mastro has just won big oil's Top Gun wings

New York - At $100 million for the Mission Accomplished! full Monty the former mob prosecutor and Rudy Giuliani mayoral aide doesn't exactly come cheap. Today a packed Southern District of New York courtroom heard US Senior District Judge Lewis K...
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Funny story: A barrel of sweet light crude with every double pepperoni to go says pizza shop owner

A barrel of sweet light crude with every double pepperoni to go says pizza shop owner

Pennsylvania - The owner of a pizza shop whose wood-fired oven exploded last month causing widespread damage in the Green County area has vowed to make it up to customers with his latest giveaway. Pepe Mozarella says anyone ordering one of his fam...
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Funny story: Oil Company's Well Explodes So It Gives Out Pizza

Oil Company's Well Explodes So It Gives Out Pizza

A Chevron well in the preparation stages for hydraulic fracturing exploded last Tuesday 50 miles south of Pittsburgh, Penn., causing a fire that lasted for four days and left one Chevron contractor unaccounted for and another one injured. Fracking...
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Funny story: Bianca Jagger's DNA writ large all over Rafael Correa and Steven Donziger genomes

Bianca Jagger's DNA writ large all over Rafael Correa and Steven Donziger genomes

New York - Two high profile crooks involved in Ecuador's shakedown of US super major Chevron have Nicaraguan-born human frights activist, sometime Rolling Stones groupie and star of their 1972 documentary Cocksucker Booze - uh, Blues! - Bianca PĂ©rez-...
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Funny story: Spain sends frigate into Brit territorial waters around Gibraltar to protect $600 million Ecuadorean slush fund account

Spain sends frigate into Brit territorial waters around Gibraltar to protect $600 million Ecuadorean slush fund account

Gibraltar, Mediterranean Ocean - Spain has violated international maritime law by sending one of its fleet's notorious floating rust buckets into British territorial waters around Gibraltar to protect an Ecuadorean slush-fund hideyehole. The prese...
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Funny story: Ecuadorean Judge In NY Chevron/RICO Lawsuit Channels Marx Brothers' Night At The Opera

Ecuadorean Judge In NY Chevron/RICO Lawsuit Channels Marx Brothers' Night At The Opera

New York - Someone has posted footage on the YouBoob! Channel of disgraced Ecuadorean ex-judge Nicolas Zambrano channeling Otis B Driftwood in the 1935 movie's classic Stateroom scene. The former judge appears in the video inside a tiny West Side...
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Funny story: 'Cherchez La Femme' as Big Oil's big guns pulverize feckless NYc attorney Steven Donziger

'Cherchez La Femme' as Big Oil's big guns pulverize feckless NYc attorney Steven Donziger

New York - Is there some sort of ugly bitch redhead - a menopausal Anna Chapman-kinda ho, maybe? - lurking in the murky background of the New York lawyer sitting squirming in a Lower Manhattan courthouse dock charged with $19 billion of fraud and rac...
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Funny story: Judge orders courtroom sweep at start of Ecuador racketeering trial

Judge orders courtroom sweep at start of Ecuador racketeering trial

New York - "Filthy little bugs all over the place, Your Honor," counsel for Amazonbotch lawyer Steven Donziger claimed today as Judge Lewis Kaplan agreed yet another eleventh hour stay to the RICO racketeering trial to enable court pest control offic...
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Funny story: Randy Mastro plays hardball with EU over Ecuador pollution racket

Randy Mastro plays hardball with EU over Ecuador pollution racket

New York - It could be game, set and match to the lead attorney in Chevron's impending RICO racketeering suit against a ragbag of Ecuadorean pollution scam fraudsters and their corrupt litigation backers. Randy Mastro, hugely successful former mob...
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Funny story: Retired Norfolk oil exec Reg Patton Boggs drawn into Ecuador Amazonbotch pollution saga

Retired Norfolk oil exec Reg Patton Boggs drawn into Ecuador Amazonbotch pollution saga

New York - A New York judge presiding over a forthcoming Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act [RICO] lawsuit brought by super major Chevron against supporters of an Ecuadorean $19billion embezzlement fraud is to rule whether a retired U...
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Funny story: Noose tightens around Donziger's neck

Noose tightens around Donziger's neck

New York - Dumped by his own attorneys as a potential bankruptcy liability Amazonbotch litigation hotshot Steven Donziger's ass is in a sling alright. Ecuador's $19 billion Chevron scam mastermind owes millions in unpaid legal fees to attorneys in...
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Funny story: Chevron opens Moon regional HQ

Chevron opens Moon regional HQ

Pennsylvania - Newly acquired lunar oil field rights mean the San Ramon-based super major needs a new regional headquarters office campus a Chevron source said today. And next month the company will be starting up its newbuild-in-the-sky according...
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Funny story: Chevron eyes Scooter Libby prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald 'to fill Chuck Hagel's boots'

Chevron eyes Scooter Libby prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald 'to fill Chuck Hagel's boots'

San Ramon - "You mean as in, er, 'With Concrete?' maybe?" bemused Big Oil sources quipped tonight as Chevron top brass reviewed the scalps Fitzie's notched up fighting organized crime in the last 30 years. This weekend the awesome former US Attor...
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