Topia's premier pentathlon performer is desperately seeking a new couch.
After taking part in the last 10 Olympic Games, veteran pentathlete Adi Nuff has been feeling 'absolutely knackered'. "All I want is a good lounge about, watching telly all...
There was little to cheer about at Kenilworth Road this afternoon as bottom club Luton Town took on promotion hopefuls Chesterfield, and after a dull, lifeless affair, the scores remained at 0-0, a scoreline that was far from satisfactory for either...
In the shock of the FA Cup fifth round so far, non-league Droylsden, who had been thrown out of the competition for fielding an inelligible player, are to be reinstated.
The reason for this, say the FA, is to inject some romance into the Cup, to r...
Ipswich Town, who yesterday beat Chesterfield in the 3rd round of the FA Cup, are this morning the subject of an FA investigation after it was revealed that they may have fielded an inelligible fan.
Chesterfield were only involved in the game as a...
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