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Funny story:  Chess player plays 600 games simultaneously, loses every one

Chess player plays 600 games simultaneously, loses every one

David Jonber set a new world record for playing 600 games of chess simultaneously. He also broke the record for most games lost in a single day, all 600. "Wow" Jonber was quoted as saying, "What a thrill. This is especially exciting as I have o...
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Funny story:  Chess Computers are not Mates in Reykjavik

Chess Computers are not Mates in Reykjavik

A fight has broken out between the two computers who are battling in the World Chess Championship in Reykjavik, Iceland. Not since the days of Fischer and Spassky has there been so much animosity in the world of chess. Deep Blue II has accused th...
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Funny story:  Despicable Bastard Admits To Chess Board Cheat Scam

Despicable Bastard Admits To Chess Board Cheat Scam

Absolutely unrenowned Spoof patheticist, Skoob1999 tonight, on the anniversary of the birth of baby Jesus, finally came clean, and admitted to the world, that he isn't the Mister Nice Guy person as popularly perceived, an image which he loves to proj...
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Funny story:  Violence Mars Chess Match

Violence Mars Chess Match

Anyone who thinks chess fans are educated geeks in tweed suits who sit crosss-legged with their arms folded whilst a match is going on, is sadly mistaken it seems, after the latest in a spate of violent incidents left a chessboard overturned. Supp...
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Funny story:  Govt urges people to boycott "Chess" because it's racist, classist and homophobic

Govt urges people to boycott "Chess" because it's racist, classist and homophobic

After the fiasco about banning Medal of Honour on the ground that it encourages players to kill British soldiers (even though there are apparently no British soldiers in the game), the government now wants people to stop playing chess! The governm...
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Funny story:  Bobby Fischer Exhumed To Help With Tricky Chess Move

Bobby Fischer Exhumed To Help With Tricky Chess Move

The remains of the US-born chess champion Bobby Fischer have been exhumed in Iceland to assist with the decision regarding a particularly tricky move in a game being staged in Reykjavik. Fischer, who was 118 years old when he died unexpectedly in...
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Funny story:  Calls For Stricter Safety Rules Due To Death Of High School Chess Player

Calls For Stricter Safety Rules Due To Death Of High School Chess Player

Charles Bradley, president of a West Texas school's chess team collapsed and died in a competition against rival school. While official autopsy results are still pending, preliminary findings show that the player died due to a heart attack (which wa...
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Funny story:  Spoof Writer Admitted To Clinic Following Humiliating Chess defeat

Spoof Writer Admitted To Clinic Following Humiliating Chess defeat

It has just been announced that Spoof writer Skoob1999 has been admitted to the Priority Clinic in north London following a humiliating chess defeat by fellow Spoof writer Monkey Woods, which was witnessed by 39 million on line viewers. Skoob1999...
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Funny story:  Pawns Strike For Equal Rights

Pawns Strike For Equal Rights

Portmeirion Wales -- Pawns began a strike on millions of chessboards around the world today. The lowly pawns are tired of being used and abused and want some respect from chess players and they also demand equal rights. Pawns want the right to move...
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Funny story:  Pairs of prawns team up to solve problems

Pairs of prawns team up to solve problems

Pairs of prawns can co-operate to solve problems, scientists report.
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Funny story:  Scandalous Behaviour at Wijk aan Zee

Scandalous Behaviour at Wijk aan Zee

Rijk aan Zee - Tempers frayed at the beginning of the 8th round of the Corus Chess championships here at Wijk an See, as the British contender Short appealed to the arbiter for a win against the reigning champion Fischer, who refused...
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Funny story:  Garry Kasparov has tested positive for Steroid use

Garry Kasparov has tested positive for Steroid use

Russian Grandmaster and former World Chess Champion and all round nice guy, Garry Kasparov has tested positive for steroids. Kasparov has been doing some serious training since he challenged Vladimir Putin to a chess duel for the Premiership of Russi...
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Funny story:  Magic: The Gathering replacing chess for cerebral strategy games

Magic: The Gathering replacing chess for cerebral strategy games

(Renton, WA) Since its release in 1994, the trading card game Magic: The Gathering has been a huge success, even spawning an online version in 2002. Several other similar games such as Pokemon have shown lesser success.
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Funny story:  Garry Kasparov Arrested In Russian Chess Street Battle Revolution Thingy

Garry Kasparov Arrested In Russian Chess Street Battle Revolution Thingy

Russian opposition leader Garry Kasparov was one of 170 people arrested in an anti-Kremlin rally in Moscow at the weekend.
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Funny story:  IBM Super Computer To Take On Noughts And Crosses World Champ

IBM Super Computer To Take On Noughts And Crosses World Champ

Following in the path of their chess playing, Kasparov-beating "Deep Blue", computer giants IBM have gone out again and astounded the game world. In creating a "super-computer" devised to win every time at Noughts and Crosses (th...
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Funny story:  Bush Loses Chess Match to New Supercomputer

Bush Loses Chess Match to New Supercomputer

In a surprise turn of events today at the World Championship of Chess, President and Chess Master George W. Bush was defeated by IBM's newest super computer.
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Funny story:  Chess master destroys opponents soul

Chess master destroys opponents soul

In a remarkable series of events, Chess Master, Peter Andrenov, has destroyed his opponents soul during a clash in Prague.
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