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Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger Lands Private Plane On Kirstie Alley

Funny story: Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger Lands Private Plane On Kirstie Alley

The pilot who became famous for safely landing a passenger jet in the Hudson River saving everyone aboard has made a second miracle landing with his small private plane. "I don't know exactly what happened", Sully told reporters. It may have been...

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Captain "Sully" Returns to the Sky

Funny story: Captain "Sully" Returns to the Sky

New York, New York - As Chesley Sullenburg's (Capt. Sully) voice came over the public address system (PSA), a cheer went up from the passengers aboard the now infamous flight, US Airways 1549. They were all on board for the restoration of the flight...

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Visitors on Sullenberger Maneuver sightseeing tour blamed for Hudson plane crash

Funny story: Visitors on Sullenberger Maneuver sightseeing tour blamed for Hudson plane crash

Hudson River, NY - (Flybynight Mess): Sightseers on a guided tour of the fabled Chesley B Sullenberger Maneuver flightpath over the Hudson got a massive shock today. Their Fliberty Tours Eurocopter AS 350 chopper crashed head on into a Piper PA-3...

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Cheapo copycat stunt says Sully as Australian plane ditches in Darwin Harbor

Funny story: Cheapo copycat stunt says Sully as Australian plane ditches in Darwin Harbor

Darwin - (Pigs-Might-Fly Mess): "A cheap copycat stunt!" That was Hudson River hero pilot Chesley B Sullenberger's dismissal of an Australian Piper Chieftain pilot's miraculous water landing in Darwin Harbor today. Pilot Steve Bolle's emergency me...

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Captain Chesley Sullenberger Hired By Cruise Line

Funny story: Captain Chesley Sullenberger Hired By Cruise Line

MIAMI, Florida - Mardi Gras Cruise Lines has just announced that it has hired U.S. Airways pilot Chesley Sullenberger. Sullenberger, 58, nicknamed 'The Lucky Old Gray-Headed Guy,' gained world-wide fame as the pilot who landed his engine-less A-32...

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Hudson River airplane crash debris points to Lawn Chair Balloonist as the cause

Funny story: Hudson River airplane crash debris points to Lawn Chair Balloonist as the cause

New York, New York - Like Icarus who sailed too close to the Sun on wings partially composed of wax that melted, the Lawn Chair Balloonist so too journeyed too close to the Sun. Only instead of crashing into the sea like Icarus, it is believed the la...

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Senile Senior Citizen Pilot crashes commercial plane into Hudson River; then attempts to taxi it to barge slip before taking on water

Funny story: Senile Senior Citizen Pilot crashes commercial plane into Hudson River; then attempts to taxi it to barge slip before taking on water

New York, New York - Suffering from dementia, short-term memory loss and the indignity of having his driver's license recently revoked by the California Department of Motor Vehicles for failing to pass his driver's test, Captain, Chesley B. "Sully" S...

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Pope blames Gay Mile High Club shenanigans for 'Miracle on the Hudson' US Airways crash

Funny story: Pope blames Gay Mile High Club shenanigans for 'Miracle on the Hudson' US Airways crash

Vatican City - (Cum-Fly-With-Me! Mess): The Pope has waded into the 'Miracle on the Hudson' controversy and blamed it on a punitive Act of God for rampant Gay Mile High Club shenanigans. "I haf seen ze 1980 movie Airplane! zo I know vot I am talk...

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McDonalds Plan To Honour Hero Pilot Captain Chesley Sullenberger With New Burger Thwarted

Funny story: McDonalds Plan To Honour Hero Pilot Captain Chesley Sullenberger With New Burger Thwarted

Fast food giant, McDonalds, has been thwated in its efforts to honour the hero pilot of the Miracle In Hudson Bay, Chesley Sullenbeger, by selling a heroic new sandwich - the McSullenburger. Captain Sullenberger safely landed his US Airways Airbus...

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Chesley Sullenberger Held Responsible For US Airways Airbus Crash

Funny story: Chesley Sullenberger Held Responsible For US Airways Airbus Crash

Air crash investigators working on the wreck of the US Airways Airbus A320 which ditched into the Hudson River shortly after take-off on Thursday, say they have carried out initial tests which show that there was absolutely nothing wrong with the pla...

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Hero Chesley Sullenberger Receives Blue Max

Funny story: Hero Chesley Sullenberger Receives Blue Max

New York mayor Michael Bloomberg today honoured Chesley Sullenberger, the hero of the US Airways Airbus aircrash, and other members of the emergency services by awarding medals of recognition for bravery. The plane's pilot, Kapitan Sullenberger, was...

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Sullenberger May Take Clinton's Senate Seat

Funny story: Sullenberger May Take Clinton's Senate Seat

The so-called "Hudson River Hero," has been appointed by New York Governor David Patterson to serve in the unexpired seat of Secretary of State Designee Hillary Rodham Clinton. Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger was called by Patterson "a real life-saver."...

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Miracle On The Hudson: My Thames Estuary Airport Vision Vindicated Says Boris Johnson

Funny story: Miracle On The Hudson: My Thames Estuary Airport Vision Vindicated Says Boris Johnson

City Hole - (Pie-in-the-Sky Mess): "A phenomenal portent!" is how London Mayor Boris Johnson described the US Airways Hudson crash landing as he regaled a London press conference about his prophetic mayoral dream of 'planes landing over water'. Jo...

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Chesley Sullenberger Named Head of FAA

Funny story: Chesley Sullenberger Named Head of FAA

Pilot Chesley Sullenberger will head the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA). President-elect Barack Obama announced the appointment Friday morning. "Sullenberger has demonstrated a unique understanding of aviation safety," said Obama. The pilot...

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