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Chicharito Reveals That He and Cheryl Cole Have Split

Funny story: Chicharito Reveals That He and Cheryl Cole Have Split

GUADALAJARA, Mexico - Noted Manchester United Red Devils soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar was visiting his relatives in Mexico when he was asked about the rumor that he had dumped British girlfriend Cheryl Cole. Chicharito informed Laguna V...

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Ex-Newcastle United Footballer Paul Gascoigne Left Devastated by Fishing Rod Loss

Funny story: Ex-Newcastle United Footballer Paul Gascoigne Left Devastated by Fishing Rod Loss

The ex-England footballer Paul Gascoigne has tonight revealed he has been left devastated by the loss of his favourite fishing Rod. The fishing rod is said to have been especially dear to the Italia '90 hero because it had been signed by every singl...

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Celebrity Irish gardener Diarmuid Gavin called in to tend Cheryl Cole's arse

Funny story: Celebrity Irish gardener Diarmuid Gavin called in to tend Cheryl Cole's arse

In a development that has rocked the world of showbusiness, it was discovered at the weekend that Cheryl Cole's arse has a severe infestation of greenfly. The star, who for some strange reason had her rather beautiful posterior covered in the tat...

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Cheryl Cole Is Very Upset With Boyfriend Chicharito

Funny story: Cheryl Cole Is Very Upset With Boyfriend Chicharito

NEW YORK CITY - Cheryl Cole was in New York City filming a television commercial for Jose Cuervo Tequila. The British singer was asked how things were going with her and her boyfriend, Manchester United soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar bett...

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Chicharito Asked About Cheryl Cole's Baby Bump

Funny story: Chicharito Asked About Cheryl Cole's Baby Bump

NEW YORK CITY - British soccer star Chicharito flew into the Big Apple to have some photos taken for an upcoming poster. The Manchester United player, whose real name is Javier Hernández Balcázar, was asked by Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Ga...

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The Art of the Rat Race

Funny story: The Art of the Rat Race

"Andale! Andale! Arriba! It's a rat race out there as any parent of the sharp elbowed middle classes will tell you over a bottle of shoplifted, Waitrose Chardonnay. And consequently, traditionally, that sharp elbow has always ensured their children, or "child protégés" as their parents refer to them, are exclusively hot housed in the public school & university education system to be the mo...

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Chicharito Proud That Cheryl Cole Will Be Appearing In The February Issue of Playguy

Funny story: Chicharito Proud That Cheryl Cole Will Be Appearing In The February Issue of Playguy

CHICAGO - Playguy Magazine has just announced that it has signed British singer Cheryl Cole to appear in it's February Valentine's issue. The men's publication had been trying to get Ms. Cole to agree to do the nude layout spread for a little over...

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Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson Deny The Pregnant Rumors as Kristen Says The Baby Bump Was Photoshopped

Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson Deny The Pregnant Rumors as Kristen Says The Baby Bump Was Photoshopped

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - Kristen Stewart is presently on location in Shreveport, Louisiana, where she is shooting the Touch Rock - Lions Door motion picture, The Smirking Countess. K-Stew stars as Countess Cora DuFidellio and she has stated that wo...

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Kristen Stewart To Star With Zac Efron and Cheryl Cole In The Smirking Countess

Funny story: Kristen Stewart To Star With Zac Efron and Cheryl Cole In The Smirking Countess

HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with Lions Door Pictures has just announced that Kristen Stewart of The Twilight Saga series will be starring with Zac Efron and Cheryl Cole in Luigi Luigiani's epic film The Smirking Countess. Stewart wi...

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Cheryl Cole exclusive! 'I'm goona be all bush soon!'

Funny story: Cheryl Cole exclusive! 'I'm goona be all bush soon!'

Cheryl Cole, ex-X Factor tartlet and former member of pop warblers 'Girls Aloud,' has today announced that when it comes to body art, she has no attention of calling it quits. Speaking yesterday at a fundraiser in London, in aid of a new set of te...

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Chicharito Vacations Down In Cancun Without Cheryl Cole

Funny story: Chicharito Vacations Down In Cancun Without Cheryl Cole

CANCUN, Mexico - Soccer star Javier Hernández Balcázar, AKA Chicharito flew down to Cancun for a few days. When he arrived he was immediately asked where his British girlfriend Cheryl Cole was. He replied that she was in Manhattan filming a pantyh...

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Chicharito Buys Cheryl Cole A $12.7 Million Hacienda In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Funny story: Chicharito Buys Cheryl Cole A $12.7 Million Hacienda In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Mexico's super star soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar, known as Chicharito, has just revealed that he has purchased a luxurious hacienda overlooking Cabo San Lucas. The $12.7 million hacienda was originally owned by...

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Chicharito Tells Cheryl Cole He's Thinking of Retiring

Funny story: Chicharito Tells Cheryl Cole He's Thinking of Retiring

NEW YORK CITY - Manchester United's Chicharito has dropped a bombshell and told his girlfriend Cheryl Cole that he is contemplating retiring from the world of soccer. The 25-year-old said that he wants to go into acting and has been encouraged by...

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Chicharito Convinces Cheryl Cole To Get An Intimate Tattoo

Funny story: Chicharito Convinces Cheryl Cole To Get An Intimate Tattoo

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - English soccer player Chicharito, whose real name is Javier Hernández-Balcázar and his girlfriend English singer Cheryl Cole were down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico relaxing in the warm Baja California sun. Chicharito decided...

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Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Are Kicking Around The "M" Word

Funny story: Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Are Kicking Around The "M" Word

BEVERLY HILLS - Cheryl Cole recently flew into L.A.'s LAX Airport where she filmed a commercial for Southwest Airlines. Afterward she was driven to Grauman's Chinese Theater where she had her handprints and footprints put in cement. She then we...

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Cheryl Cole channels 'I Never Promised You A Rose Garden' butt tattoo

Funny story: Cheryl Cole channels 'I Never Promised You A Rose Garden' butt tattoo

Hesperia, California - Debuting the stunning floral butt motif this weekend recording artist Cheryl Cole said it would feature on the front of her forthcoming 'Bed Of Roses' 70s tribute album, to be released next month. The swirls of scarlet petal...

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Chicharito Disappointed That Girfriend Cheryl Cole Did Not Get The X-Factor Judges Job

Funny story: Chicharito Disappointed That Girfriend Cheryl Cole Did Not Get The X-Factor Judges Job

NEW YORK CITY - Soccer star Javier Hernández Balcázar, who is known as Chicharito, flew to New York City to shoot a commercial for Aye Caramba Beer. While in the Big Apple he was interviewed by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. Re...

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Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Travel To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and Get Matching Tattoos

Funny story: Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Travel To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and Get Matching Tattoos

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino was really hopping when word got out that English singer Cheryl Cole and her boyfriend Chicharito, a native of Mexico who plays soccer in Britain were in town visiting. The Geordie singer...

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