Showing:

Funny satire stories about Cheryl Cole

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 24 pages)
Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Announces That She and Chicharito Are An Item

Cheryl Cole Announces That She and Chicharito Are An Item

NEW YORK CITY - Cheryl Cole, who is being touted to replace the fired Britney Spears on X-Factor, was in town shooting a lipstick commercial. She was asked by Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle about joining Simon Cowell's X-Factor cast. C...
View 'Cheryl Cole Announces That She and Chicharito Are An Item'
Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Says The Sexually Provocative Photos Are Definitely Her

Cheryl Cole Says The Sexually Provocative Photos Are Definitely Her

NEW YORK CITY - Cheryl Cole wants it known that she has returned to America. The British singer left the United States back in 2011, after she had been fired from Simon Cowell's X-Factor. Cole was let go due to the fact that none of the American v...
View 'Cheryl Cole Says The Sexually Provocative Photos Are Definitely Her'
Funny story:  Simon Cowell Wants Cheryl Cole To Return To X-Factor

Simon Cowell Wants Cheryl Cole To Return To X-Factor

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell AKA The Man With The Midas Touch has just informed the entertainment media that he would love to have the lusciously luscious Cheryl Cole return to X-Factor as a judge. The Girls Aloud singer was terminated from her judg...
View 'Simon Cowell Wants Cheryl Cole To Return To X-Factor'
Funny story:  Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back

Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kat Von D was in West Holly visiting the most famous tattoo artist in the country, Sawyer "The Needleman" Frazzlewater. Frazzlewater has tattooed some of the most famous celebrities on both coasts. He has given Kat some of her...
View 'Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back'
Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Says Simon Cowell Broke Her Heart and She Wants $2.3 Million

Cheryl Cole Says Simon Cowell Broke Her Heart and She Wants $2.3 Million

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole was back in the City of Angels and she is as mad as a She-Devil. The British singer was one of the original judges on Simon Cowell's American version of the X-Factor. But she was fired after a few shows due to the fact...
View 'Cheryl Cole Says Simon Cowell Broke Her Heart and She Wants $2.3 Million'
Funny story:  Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 4th September 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 4th September 2012

Danielle Lloyd poses naked for the first time since losing boob implants She only takes up three quarters of the page now. Cheryl Cole admits in radio interview to steamy dreams about Rihanna. That could potentially be the largest searched item on youtube since Beyonce and Shakira's duet. CURVY Kim Kardashian gasps as a wardrobe malfunction nearly gives shoppers an eyeful. I only popped o...
View 'Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 4th September 2012'
Funny story:  Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 23rd August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 23rd August 2012

Tulisa: I need a man with bigger b***s than me I'm sure there are clubs and websites that can accommodate Tulisa in this request. A request for volunteers to measure her balls has so far been inundated. Cheryl Fergison: I'll miss sex while in Celebrity Big Brother Is Sex the name of her pet dog? 'I'm never dieting again!' Claire Richards gives up trying to be slim as she steps out reveal...
View 'Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 23rd August 2012'
Funny story:  Cradle-snatcher Cheryl Cole's got her beady eye on swimming ace Tom Daley

Cradle-snatcher Cheryl Cole's got her beady eye on swimming ace Tom Daley

London - At 29 she's closer in age to Minder used car salesman Arthur Daley than to Team GB's swimming bronze medalist Tom Daley. But whaddahell, eh? The gal's got a new date courtesy of micro-blogging site Twatter after texting the Olympic s...
View 'Cradle-snatcher Cheryl Cole's got her beady eye on swimming ace Tom Daley'
Funny story:  Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors

Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough has said that ever since he started dancing at a very young age people have naturally assumed that he rode sidesaddle. He says that nothing could be farther from the truth. The Dancing With The Stars...
View 'Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors'
Funny story:  Derek Hough Romps With Mystery Beauty

Derek Hough Romps With Mystery Beauty

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Derek Hough has denied on several occasions that the reason why he broke up with Cheryl Cole last year was due to her Geordie accent. The star of the reality show Dancing With The Stars remarked that the reason why he broke up wi...
View 'Derek Hough Romps With Mystery Beauty'
Funny story:  Nadine Coyle Brands Cheryl Cole a Talent Bint

Nadine Coyle Brands Cheryl Cole a Talent Bint

It has been reported by visitors of Nadine Coyle's Irish themed LA bar, that Coyle herself named ex band mate Cheryl Cole a "talentless bint."  She was apparently "stone cold sober" when she made the claim.  The singer had walked to the stage t...
View 'Nadine Coyle Brands Cheryl Cole a Talent Bint'
Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Comforts Tom Cruise

Cheryl Cole Comforts Tom Cruise

TARZANA, California - Cheryl Cole took time off from her busy schedule to fly from London to Los Angeles and provide Tom Cruise with two comforting shoulders. The handsome couple spent the afternoon relaxing at the famed Tarzan & Jane Petting...
View 'Cheryl Cole Comforts Tom Cruise'
Funny story:  Cheryl Cole To Appear On "Glee"

Cheryl Cole To Appear On "Glee"

LOS ANGELES - The producers of the hit musical dramedy Glee have just announced that they will be adding a new character to the hit show. Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres confirms that the British singer has expressed a strong desire...
View 'Cheryl Cole To Appear On "Glee"'
Funny story:  Cheryl Cole goes G.A.Y.

Cheryl Cole goes G.A.Y.

Geordie Warbler Cheryl Cole turned up unannounced at G.A.Y. nightclub last night to promote her new musical offering, third album 'A Million Shites'. After threatening to kick door and toilet staff (allegedly - ed) with her silver ankle boots, the...
View 'Cheryl Cole goes G.A.Y.'
Funny story:  Cheryl Chats about Upcoming Tour

Cheryl Chats about Upcoming Tour

In October the music world is to be shocked as the greatest rock and roll mime act of all time is to hit our shores, with a show that will blow the hair off your balls. Cheryl Cole (we will have to refer to her like this because otherwise no-one has a clue who she is) will be strutting her stuff in energetic dance routines all over the country. Despite an obvious glitch in the tour managem...
View 'Cheryl Chats about Upcoming Tour'
Funny story:  Verity Warbling-Trollblog Suspended By SEN - Cheryl Cole And Tulisa Complain Vehemently To UN

Verity Warbling-Trollblog Suspended By SEN - Cheryl Cole And Tulisa Complain Vehemently To UN

In an unprecedented move, British pop stars, Cheryl Cole and Tulisa Contostavlos have lodged a formal complaint at the UN in New York, following the shocking revelation that gossip columnist, Verity Warbling-Trollblog has been suspended by the Skoob...
View 'Verity Warbling-Trollblog Suspended By SEN - Cheryl Cole And Tulisa Complain Vehemently To UN'
Funny story:  "Prince Harry, Cheryl Cole, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry And Pixie Lott On Mustique Party Break" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

"Prince Harry, Cheryl Cole, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry And Pixie Lott On Mustique Party Break" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

SEN's very own Entertainment and Gossip News ace, Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog has just released the news on her website that Prince Harry, Cheryl Cole, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Pixie Lott have all travelled to the Caribbean island of Mustique f...
View '"Prince Harry, Cheryl Cole, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry And Pixie Lott On Mustique Party Break" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog'
Funny story:  Cheryl Cole gets Prince Harry invite to royal box at Ascot

Cheryl Cole gets Prince Harry invite to royal box at Ascot

Ascot - "Not a cricketing 'box', you twerps," Ascot Clerk of the Course Sir Partridge Popple chortled at reporters at a news conference today. "As an ex-wife of a famous sportsman Ms Cole's bound to have come across a few groin guard cups in her t...
View 'Cheryl Cole gets Prince Harry invite to royal box at Ascot'

Showing page 1 (of 24 pages)
Breaking News...

Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast

Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 5?

3 9 5 7


Go to top ^