HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars co-host Tom Bergeron kicked off season 17, by saying that the contract negotiations with Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman had been worked out and the 97-year-old Brit will be back in his middle judges seat.
DAVIE, Florida - Chad Johnson, who is better known as Chad Ochocinco, is regarded as one of the most conceited athletes in the history of sports.
Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily recently interviewed "Mr. 85" and she came away fe...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tila Tequila, prima donna slash diva who many are calling the Filipino Kate Gosselin said that she nearly overdosed on crackers.
She said that luckily her maid, Blanca Horchata, 48, found her, laid her on her stomach, and proceede...
CINCINNATI - The star receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals Chad Ochocinco was in Cincy and his Dancing With The Stars partner was in Vegas but "85" says that the two will be together soon.
While on DWTS Chad showered Cheryl with very, nice, expensi...
HOLLYWOOD - After being told that the International Inquirer was going to print an exposé showing that Dancing With The Stars' judge Carrie Ann Inaba is the biological mother of DWTS professional dancer Cheryl Burke, Inaba decided to reveal the truth...
HOLLYWOOD - Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco has given his dance partner Cheryl Burke, an ex-wide receiver, a huge diamond ring.
Ochocinco, which translates into "85" said that he wanted to do something special for the fine assed (h...
HOLLYWOOD - NFL reporters, writers, and critics alike are all in agreement that the Cincinnati Bengals' Chad Ochocinco scored a touchdown, or actually three TDs on Dancing With The Stars.
"El 85" danced with the sexy-looking two-time DWTS champion...
HOLLYWOOD - Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay hurt his foot while rehearsing for the premier of Dancing With The Stars' ninth season.
The 62-year-old DeLay said that he slipped while doing the Macarena. The cue card girl Sally Puntaluna said...
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