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Dancing With The Stars - Season Premier: The Highlights and The Lowlights

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars - Season Premier: The Highlights and The Lowlights

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars co-host Tom Bergeron kicked off season 17, by saying that the contract negotiations with Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman had been worked out and the 97-year-old Brit will be back in his middle judges seat. An in...

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Chad Ochocinco Arrested After Headbutting Wife

Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Arrested After Headbutting Wife

DAVIE, Florida - Chad Johnson, who is better known as Chad Ochocinco, is regarded as one of the most conceited athletes in the history of sports. Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily recently interviewed "Mr. 85" and she came away fe...

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Tila Tequila Cries - "Why Won't Chad Ochocinco Return My Calls?"

Funny story: Tila Tequila Cries - "Why Won't Chad Ochocinco Return My Calls?"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tila Tequila, prima donna slash diva who many are calling the Filipino Kate Gosselin said that she nearly overdosed on crackers. She said that luckily her maid, Blanca Horchata, 48, found her, laid her on her stomach, and proceede...

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Chad Ochocinco Scores With Dancing With The Stars' Cheryl Burke

Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Scores With Dancing With The Stars' Cheryl Burke

CINCINNATI - The star receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals Chad Ochocinco was in Cincy and his Dancing With The Stars partner was in Vegas but "85" says that the two will be together soon. While on DWTS Chad showered Cheryl with very, nice, expensi...

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Dancing With The Stars: Carrie Ann Inaba Says She Is Cheryl Burke's Mother

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Carrie Ann Inaba Says She Is Cheryl Burke's Mother

HOLLYWOOD - After being told that the International Inquirer was going to print an exposé showing that Dancing With The Stars' judge Carrie Ann Inaba is the biological mother of DWTS professional dancer Cheryl Burke, Inaba decided to reveal the truth...

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Chad Ochocinco Gives His Dancing With The Stars Partner Cheryl Burke One Hell of A Diamond Ring

Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Gives His Dancing With The Stars Partner Cheryl Burke One Hell of A Diamond Ring

HOLLYWOOD - Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco has given his dance partner Cheryl Burke, an ex-wide receiver, a huge diamond ring. Ochocinco, which translates into "85" said that he wanted to do something special for the fine assed (h...

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The NFL's Chad Ochocinco Scores Three Touchdowns With Dancing With The Stars Cheryl Burke

Funny story: The NFL's Chad Ochocinco Scores Three Touchdowns With Dancing With The Stars Cheryl Burke

HOLLYWOOD - NFL reporters, writers, and critics alike are all in agreement that the Cincinnati Bengals' Chad Ochocinco scored a touchdown, or actually three TDs on Dancing With The Stars. "El 85" danced with the sexy-looking two-time DWTS champion...

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Tom DeLay Hurt On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Tom DeLay Hurt On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay hurt his foot while rehearsing for the premier of Dancing With The Stars' ninth season. The 62-year-old DeLay said that he slipped while doing the Macarena. The cue card girl Sally Puntaluna said...

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