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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 19th August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 19th August 2012

Cher Lloyd walks off stage at V Festival after reveller throws bottle of urine at singer Talk about taking the piss - or in this case, throwing it. Still got it! David Beckham rakes in £13.3million from sponsorship deals. The 37-year-old earned more than £36,000 a day endorsing brands including Armani, adidas, Samsung and Diet Coke during 2011. All that and still turing up to watch every Olym...
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Funny story: Local Man Supports Cher Lloyd In The Sun's 'Target A Troll' Campaign

Local Man Supports Cher Lloyd In The Sun's 'Target A Troll' Campaign

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, 29, a dashingly handsome south coast based spear fisherman (Not true on any count - Ed) today announced his full backing for the Sun newspaper's online 'Target A Troll' campaign. "I'm all for it," Shuttlecock told re...
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Funny story: Daily Mail Headline: "Is This Cher Lloyd's Engagement Ring?" Wins Inaugural Piffle Prize

Daily Mail Headline: "Is This Cher Lloyd's Engagement Ring?" Wins Inaugural Piffle Prize

When it comes to meaningless headlines and insubstantial non-news stories, the British tabloid press are unsurpassed, as The DM proved today by asking the question referred to in the headline of this article. Indeed, the Mail came out on top of to...
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Funny story: Cher Lloyd To Duet With Martin Shuttlecock On Tonight's X-Factor?

Cher Lloyd To Duet With Martin Shuttlecock On Tonight's X-Factor?

In yet another dull showbiz leak, insiders (It's always fucking 'insiders' isn't it?) insist that X-Factor singing sensation Cher Lloyd is to sing a duet with TheSpoof.com's very own Martin Shuttlecock, in the prestigious 'guest slot' on the ailing T...
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Funny story: Cher Lloyd Offered £5 Million FFSSU Contract

Cher Lloyd Offered £5 Million FFSSU Contract

Following hot on the heels of her worldwide smash hit, 'Swagger Jagger' former X-Factor contestant, Cher Lloyd - described by schoolmates as 'a rat-faced pikey bully' has been offered £5 million to for fuck's sake shut up! An FFSSU spokeswoman tol...
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Funny story: Cher Lloyd's 'Swagger Jagger' Utter Shite, Say Critics

Cher Lloyd's 'Swagger Jagger' Utter Shite, Say Critics

Critics across the UK have sensationally branded Cher Lloyds new single 'Swagger Jagger' as 'utter shite', today. People with ears all over the UK took the decision to reveal their findings after hearing the mouthy cow warble nonsense over a tepid...
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Funny story: Cher Lloyd 'Mobbed' At Airport: Dial-A-Crowd Get Out Of Hand

Cher Lloyd 'Mobbed' At Airport: Dial-A-Crowd Get Out Of Hand

Cher Lloyd, the loathsome stick insect from ITV's The X-Factor and Cheryl Cole-Tweedy's clone, was mobbed at Heathrow airport yesterday, when 'fans' went wild. The 'singer' had been in L.A for a few weeks, shopping, and pretending to be important,...
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Funny story: Cher Lloyd, Gillian McKeith, Chloe Mafia And Katie Waissell To Form A Girl Band!

Cher Lloyd, Gillian McKeith, Chloe Mafia And Katie Waissell To Form A Girl Band!

Sources are telling Skoob Entertainment News that the four are to form an all girl singing band along the lines of Diana Ross and the Supremes, or Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, but with lashings of spitting, swearing, meltdowns, fainting, and temp...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Cher Lloyd says "Yes. the Rumours are all true"

X-Factor's Cher Lloyd says "Yes. the Rumours are all true"

Cher Lloyd has tonight revealed that Yes the rumours are all true. The revelation came just hours before she was due to go on stage for the final time on the X-factor. Friends say she is worried that these revelations will effect her career if...
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Funny story: Simpering Cher Lloyd Survives Sing Off With Mary Byrne - Sparks Fury In Ireland

Simpering Cher Lloyd Survives Sing Off With Mary Byrne - Sparks Fury In Ireland

Skoob Entertainment News Exclusive - sulky diva, and alleged brat, Cher Lloyd has just triumphed over Ireland's sweetheart, 'Tesco' Mary Byrne in the X-Factor sing off. Prompting fury in the already financially besieged Emerald Isle, with several...
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Funny story: Pixie Lott Distances Herself From X-Factor's Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd

Pixie Lott Distances Herself From X-Factor's Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd

Highly respected recording artiste, Pixie Lott has distanced herself from the current row surrounding X-Factor wannabes Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd by simply having nothing whatsoever to do with any of that malarkey. Pixie, who served as a stand...
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Funny story: Cher Lloyd and Cheryl Cole are brothers?!

Cher Lloyd and Cheryl Cole are brothers?!

The world of showbiz is reeling from the double shock revelation that not only is Cher Lloyd a twelve year old boy, but Cheryl Cole is related to her...him. Not many people are expressing surprise at the revelation of Cheryl Cole being male howev...
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Funny story: Manchester United's Chicharito Says That X-Factor Is His Favorite Show

Manchester United's Chicharito Says That X-Factor Is His Favorite Show

LONDON - Manchester United's Chicharito, whose real name is Javier Hernandez Balcazar, told a reporter for The Manchester Morning Manc that he loves watching the English singing competition show, X-Factor. Chicharito, who is from Guadalajara, Mexi...
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Funny story: Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd To Have X-Factor Wagner's Face Tattooed On Their Arses

Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd To Have X-Factor Wagner's Face Tattooed On Their Arses

Sources close to the X-Factor (some bloke who lives a few houses down from the contestant's house) have told SEN that divas Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel are planning to have likenesses of X-Factor favourite Wagner Carillho in his Elvis jumpsuit, comp...
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Funny story: One Direction Planning X-factor Defection to Dark Side

One Direction Planning X-factor Defection to Dark Side

Two members of the boyband One Direction are believed to be planning to defect to the dark side of the music business. They have been offered an undisclosed amount of money to leave Simon Cowell's stable of manufactured music puppets and sign to Psy...
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Funny story: Cher Lloyd Was In Tears On The X-Factor Because She Was Sitting On a Spike

Cher Lloyd Was In Tears On The X-Factor Because She Was Sitting On a Spike

From 'Would You Ever Adam and Eve it inc.', Totally unverified. - Malvern chanteuse Cher Lloyd, who took the X-Factor by storm on Saturday with a heart rending rendition of 'Stay' by Shakespeare's Sister, who used to be the bit daggy one out of Banan...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Cher Lloyd Says Getting Booed Has Hurt Her Sexual Ego

X-Factor's Cher Lloyd Says Getting Booed Has Hurt Her Sexual Ego

LONDON - The 17-year-old X-Factor student Cher Lloyd, from Malvern, Worcestershire, has stated that getting booed at the Tinie Tempah concert was not only shocking, but disgusting, horrendous, and bordering on lunaticesque. She stated that it has...
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Funny story: X-factor Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel at War over Hair Stylist

X-factor Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel at War over Hair Stylist

Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel are believed to be at war tonight after Cher stole Katie's hair dresser. A bitter war of words has broken out and Katie is believed to have said "Cher's welcome to him, he's rubbish" The hairdresser in question is no...
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