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Funny story: Chemist gets drunk, ends up creating a cure for a disease yet undiscovered!

Chemist gets drunk, ends up creating a cure for a disease yet undiscovered!

On 29th March, a local newspaper agency of Stillwater, Oklahoma, got a call from Ethan J. Brown, late in the night, who claimed to have had a major breakthrough in finding a cure to a very special medical condition. Ethan, a chemist by profession,...
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Funny story: Thrifty Tips #2

Thrifty Tips #2

In the second of our occasional series on tips designed to be thrifty and save you money, we are delighted to bring you the second thrifty tip. Recycled Water. This one can be a bit tricky, and you have to watch you don't spill water over the kitchen floor, as you may slip and fall and even hurt yourself, thus potentially making it even thriftier as you may end up in hospital and therefore w...
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Funny story: Resarch chemist finds cure for no known disease

Resarch chemist finds cure for no known disease

Professor Ivor Prescripton, a research chemist from the University of Nowhere, has found a cure for no known disease.
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Funny story: Environmentally friendly ballots will disappear within four days of use

Environmentally friendly ballots will disappear within four days of use

Researchers at the Iowa University of Science and Corn are working to develop environmentally friendly ballots, which can literally disappear within four days of use, and expect them to be available in time for the November presidential elections.
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Funny story: Boots Accused Of "High Street Chemical Warfare"

Boots Accused Of "High Street Chemical Warfare"

Pharmaceutical giant Boots the Chemist has today denied claims that they are using underhand methods to attract customers.
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