"Whatever these things are or wherever they are from, they're sure interested in our chemical spill", says police officer. "I'm far from the water here and don't have to wear any special gear but I'll be glad to leave anyway."
Others within ten mi...
A report has appeared in the West Virginia Mountaineer that some guards have reported aliens or very freaky humans near the chemical spill there.
"I hope it's not humans that are mutating into what we saw but maybe aliens from another planet might...
Receipts discovered at terrorists' hideout reveal their purchases for the next stop and what they may be up to next.
CIA and other top secret organizations have tried to keep the list quiet because it might make itself look bad with all the money we have spent to get it:
150 pair of long underwear made in Cambodia.
200 pairs of pants from L.L. Bean.
100 Pairs of boots from Russian winter c...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just announced that he and Syrian President Bashar al-Assad have agreed on a solution to the Syrian chemicals.
The entire stockpile of chemicals presently located in an underground bunker in Damascus will be...
DAMASCUS, Syria - Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has sent President Obama a text message telling him that upon his orders the Syrian army has taken all of the Syrian chemicals and buried them in the Syrian Desert.
President al-Assad sent Preside...
Rejecting the $12.6 Billion offer from investment guru, Carl Icahn, Clorox Company representatives claim that Icahn's offer could have been better, if it had been prepared properly in advance of the media wash and spin cycle.
Commenting on the ter...
Dramatic breaking news from Hampshire, UK as police swooped on the residence of a local man in the wee small hours, who also happens to be a contributor to satirical website TheSpoof.com.
A number of jars of strange 'glowing in the dark' chemicals...
In a stunning reversal of fortune, the once highly esteemed U.S. chemical industry has completely collapsed into, as insiders call it, a slag heap. Industry analysts, however, are more blunt, calling current chemistry "hulking, stinking, steaming do...
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