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Funny story: Planets forming extremely rare Grand Trine, send punters bonkers in Cheltenham betting frenzy

Planets forming extremely rare Grand Trine, send punters bonkers in Cheltenham betting frenzy

Gloucestershire - Expect a massive gambling splurge bookies have been told as the zodiac's high-rolling planets of supreme good fortune align for Cheltenham Week. A magnificent starry display in Earth signs of Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn is the fi...
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Funny story: Sue Perkins Plays Beethoven - 'Big Deal' Says Local Guitarist

Sue Perkins Plays Beethoven - 'Big Deal' Says Local Guitarist

A local musician has hit out at TV celebrities airing their anxieties on entertainment shows after a new show featuring comic Sue Perkins aired last night. Ms Perkins, well known for radio shows such as Just A Minute and TV extravaganzas The Great...
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Funny story: Cheltenham punter bets £1m the Queen will snuff it on St Patrick's Day

Cheltenham punter bets £1m the Queen will snuff it on St Patrick's Day

Gloucs - A mixed bet accumulator stands to scoop one lucky punter £1m if the Queen drops dead on St Patrick's Day. Cheltenham racegoer Dave Potts got odds of 25-1 for HM popping her clogs tomorrow after a multiple events wager accumulated £40,000...
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