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Funny story: When Harry dumped Chelsy

When Harry dumped Chelsy

London - ('Paki' Sluts Mess): "No hard feelings? You bet! Harry hasn't managed a hard-on since that Nazi uniform caper back in 2007," a teary-faced Chelsy Davy sobbed today. The 23 year old peroxide bombshell was later seen leaving Clarence House...
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Funny story: Prince Harry's Girlfriend Chelsy Davy Seen Mounting A Stallion

Prince Harry's Girlfriend Chelsy Davy Seen Mounting A Stallion

You definitely would not see this at Ascot, Cheltenham or Aintree, forty men running naked at bizarre race meeting.
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Funny story: Prince Harry Stuck in Chelsy for Two Weeks

Prince Harry Stuck in Chelsy for Two Weeks

Prince Harry has just returned from Helmand Province, Afghanistan where he has been on the front line, fighting against some of the most ferocious people on this planet, the Taliban.
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Funny story: Chelsy dumps Harry amid 'pregnant Afghani wife' reports

Chelsy dumps Harry amid 'pregnant Afghani wife' reports

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Chelsy Davy has dumped Prince Harry following reports that he secretly married a Taleban warlord's eldest daughter who is now two months pregnant with twins.
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Funny story: Prince Harry Reprimanded for spending too much time in Chelsy

Prince Harry Reprimanded for spending too much time in Chelsy

Prince Harry, the illegitimate product of a liaison between the late beloved Princess Diana and scoundrel James Screwitt has been severely reprimanded and banned from leave for three months by Lieutenant Peregrine Cholmondly-Smythe who is in charge o...
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Funny story: Crack can make you blind Fergie tells Kate Middleton & Chelsy Davy

Crack can make you blind Fergie tells Kate Middleton & Chelsy Davy

London - (Presposterous Mess): The ex-Duchess of York has told royal wannabes Kate Middleton and Chelsy Davy that doing too much crack cocaine has blinded them to the perils of the royal family from hell and their impostor princes Wills and Harry.
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Funny story: Chelsy Davy videotape sex diary heart attack for Queen

Chelsy Davy videotape sex diary heart attack for Queen

London - (ReUterus & Ass mess): Chelsy Davy's decision to sell an intimate videotape sex diary of her three year fling with the Pretender's younger son Harry has sent the Queen's blood pressure boiling.
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Funny story: Chelsy warns Harry: You're Next

Chelsy warns Harry: You're Next

Clarence House - (Rotters): Prince Harry has been given a stark warning by girlfriend Chelsy Davey: shape up or you're next to be dumped.
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Funny story: Sweet revenge as Nancy dupes Faria Alam into whoring

Sweet revenge as Nancy dupes Faria Alam into whoring

London - (ReUterus): The maxim 'she who laughs last laughs the loudest' has just came true for Nancy Dell'Ollio, belittled live-in lover of ex-England football coach Sven Goran Eriksson.
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