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Handler delights Titter with photos of her titties

Instagram has repeatedly removed Chelsea Handler's breasts--or photos of them, to be exact--from its site on the grounds that the comedienne's mammary glands constitute "indecent exposure." However, Handler has finally found an adm...

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Chelsea Handler Denies That Her New Bikini Line Tattoo Is An Al-Qaeda Symbol

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Denies That Her New Bikini Line Tattoo Is An Al-Qaeda Symbol

HOLLYWOOD - Chelsea Handler is still very upset about having been passed over to fill the vacancy on the CBS Late Night Show. Handler says that she was told by high ranking network officials that David Letterman's job was pretty much hers. But...

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Chelsea Handler Devastated That CBS Has Picked Stephen Colbert To Replace David Letterman

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Devastated That CBS Has Picked Stephen Colbert To Replace David Letterman

NEW YORK CITY - The host of the soon to be off the air talk show Chelsea Lately is reportedly devastated and depressed at the fact that she was passed up to take over for the retiring David Letterman. Chelsea Handler told TV ClickerWorld that she...

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Chelsea Handler Could Be Taking Over For David Letterman When He Retires

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Could Be Taking Over For David Letterman When He Retires

NEW YORK CITY - It did not take long for the entertainment media to start speculating as to who will be replacing David Letterman when he hangs up his microphone on Late Night With David Letterman. Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole stated...

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Chelsea Handler's Talk Show Will Not Be Renewed

Funny story: Chelsea Handler's Talk Show Will Not Be Renewed

LOS ANGELES - The E Network has just informed the public that after eight years on the air, they will not be renewing Chelsea Handler's talk show, Chelsea Lately. A spokesperson for the network stated that there were several reasons why the decisi...

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Adam Lambert's Intimate Glitter Trauma

Funny story: Adam Lambert's Intimate Glitter Trauma

LOS ANGELES - Adam Lambert performed at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum in LaLaLand. After the concert he was asked by iRumors Ling Chow Rangoon to clear up the glitter trauma rumors. Lambert kind of blushed a bit but replied that he would be glad...

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The Ugly Hair Society of North America Has Named Its 2014 Winner

Funny story: The Ugly Hair Society of North America Has Named Its 2014 Winner

TUCSON, Arizona - Felicia Collycart, spokeswoman for The Ugly Hair Society of North America, has just announced the winner and two runners up in its annual ugly hair poll. Miss Collycart, who is a hair stylist, stated that third place went to talk...

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Chelsea Handler Admits She Has The Hots For Miley's Daddy, Billy Ray Cyrus

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Admits She Has The Hots For Miley's Daddy, Billy Ray Cyrus

LOS ANGELES - Chelsea Handler, the star of the talk show Chelsea Lately, is one of the most outspoken women on television. Handler is not afraid to use the most vulgar expletives known to man. She has uttered curse words that would literally make...

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Chelsea Handler Says If Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Wasn't Married She'd Be All Over Him Like Mustard On A Hot Dog Wiener

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Says If Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Wasn't Married She'd Be All Over Him Like Mustard On A Hot Dog Wiener

LOS ANGELES - The host of Chelsea Lately, Chelsea Handler has reportedly told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that she loves a man with a big beard like the one Phil Robertson has. Handler, who has a reputation of getting around in the hok...

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Chelsea Handler Advises Kirstie Alley To Stop Badmouthing Her Best Friend Leah Remini

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Advises Kirstie Alley To Stop Badmouthing Her Best Friend Leah Remini

HOLLYWOOD - Chelsea Handler, host of the talk show Chelsea Lately, is known as having an Omarosa type temper. The dishwater blonde, who looks like she could be Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter's little sister, has just taken out her claws. She expressed...

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Chelsea Handler Admits That If She Was A Man She Would Be All Over Jennifer Aniston

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Admits That If She Was A Man She Would Be All Over Jennifer Aniston

LOS ANGELES - Chelsea Handler has stated on several occasions on her TV talk show Chelsea Lately that contrary to widespread rumors she is not now nor has she ever been a lesbianite. Handler said that she thinks that the vicious gender rumors may...

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Lindsay Lohan Laughs At The Pregnant Rumors

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Laughs At The Pregnant Rumors

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The latest rumor fresh out of the Left Coast Rumor Mills is that Lindsay Lohan is now as they say in Utah, with child. Lohan who spent most of her summer in rehab laughed as she told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk tha...

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Chelsea Handler Says She Was Groped At The Beach

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Says She Was Groped At The Beach

VENICE BEACH, California - Chelsea Handler who is the host of the talk show Chelsea Lately informed the local authorities that while she was sunbathing on Venice Beach she was touched inappropriately or as they say in Daytona Beach (groped). The i...

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Chelsea Handler Comments That She Is Tougher Than Justin Bieber

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Comments That She Is Tougher Than Justin Bieber

NEW YORK CITY - Chelsea Handler flew to the Big Apple to visit an old high school friend who lives in Manhattan. As the two walked in Central Park, Chelsea was approached by a reporter with Celebrity Globe Magazine. The reporter Pia Confetti as...

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Rush Limbaugh Furious At Russell Brand's Remarks

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Furious At Russell Brand's Remarks

NEW YORK CITY - Republican radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is furious at the remarks that Russell Brand made about him on Chelsea Handler's talk show, Chelsea Lately. Handler was talking to her guest Russell Brand when she asked him what he tho...

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Kathy Griffin Dispels The Stacy Keibler Lesbian Rumors

Funny story: Kathy Griffin Dispels The Stacy Keibler Lesbian Rumors

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kathy Griffin performed before a full house at West Holly's Laughing Beaver Comedy Club. After her final set of the night she spoke backstage with Vokda Vermicelli of iRumors. She was asked if she had mended her feud with talk...

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Kirstie Alley Addresses Chelsea Handler's Cupcake Addiction Comment

Funny story: Kirstie Alley Addresses Chelsea Handler's Cupcake Addiction Comment

LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley has made it very clear that she cannot stand that skanky dishwater blonde talk show host Chelsea Handler. Alley recently appeared on The Viagra View and told Larry King that Handler is without a doubt the most evil, hat...

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Kathie Lee Gifford Denies She's Pregnant With Regis Philbin's Twins

Funny story: Kathie Lee Gifford Denies She's Pregnant With Regis Philbin's Twins

NEW YORK CITY - Kathie Lee Gifford has admitted that she still has a special place in her heart for her former Live With Regis & Kathie Lee host Regis Philbin. But the 59-year-old wife of ex-New York Giants player and NFL commentator Frank Gif...

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Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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