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Funny story:  Chelsea Handler Talks About Christina Aguilera's Weight Loss

Chelsea Handler Talks About Christina Aguilera's Weight Loss

LA BREA - Talk show host Chelsea Handler was recently spotted in La Brea shopping for some garlic, fancy tire rims, and a pair of maracas. Handler sat down at a bus stop and talked with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors. She was asked if it was true tha...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Hits Back At Chelsea Handler

Angelina Jolie Hits Back At Chelsea Handler

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie said that she had never heard of Chelsea Handler until she was made aware of the hate-filled, vile comments that the talk show host directed at her. Handler had remarked that Jolie acts as if she is Buckingham Palace...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Handler Fires a Sarcastic Salvo at Angelina Jolie

Chelsea Handler Fires a Sarcastic Salvo at Angelina Jolie

HOLLYWOOD - Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors stated that Chelsea Handler seems to relish being in the feudistic mode spotlight. She added that the 38-year-old talk show host just doesn't seem to be happy unless she is degrading, demeaning, insulti...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton's TV Show, The Vampire Threesome Gets The Axe

Paris Hilton's TV Show, The Vampire Threesome Gets The Axe

HOLLYWOOD - Word out of LaLaLand is that the Epitome Television Network has just cancelled The Vampire Threesome. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo there were several reasons why the vampire show which starred Paris Hilton, Russel...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Handler and Madonna Get Into Some Trash Talking

Chelsea Handler and Madonna Get Into Some Trash Talking

MALIBU BEACH - Sparks recently flew at a Hawaiian Luau Beach Party that Rob Pattinson threw in honor of Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, stars of the television hit series The Vampire Diaries. The party was held at RPattz Malibu Beach house The Va...
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Funny story:  Tom Cruise Denies Chelsea Handler Dating Rumors

Tom Cruise Denies Chelsea Handler Dating Rumors

VENICE BEACH - Tom Cruise had just finished having dinner at The Shaped Like a Boot Italian Restaurant when he was greeted by Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo. Cruise has always liked Miss San Guacamole because she has never made him s...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton, Russell Brand, and Chelsea Handler To Star In The TV Series - The Vampire Threesome

Paris Hilton, Russell Brand, and Chelsea Handler To Star In The TV Series - The Vampire Threesome

NEW YORK CITY - The Epitome Television Network has just announced plans for a new vampire cable television show The Vampire Threesome. The show will be directed by noted motion picture director Durango Grundyweather, who has been nominated for an...
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Funny story:  Joan Rivers Denies That Her And Rush Limbaugh Were Once Lovers

Joan Rivers Denies That Her And Rush Limbaugh Were Once Lovers

MANHATTAN - Joan Rivers was back at her old stomping grounds in the Big Apple visiting a couple of old friends; her gynecologist, Dr. Abdul Goldengrass and her cellulite specialist, Dr. Okaloosa Luluette Lickachevski. Rivers, who is known as "The...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Denies The Tattoo Rumors

Taylor Swift Denies The Tattoo Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Taylor Swift was recently seen having a nice quiet dinner with one of her high school friends Skeeter Sue Quailberger at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in 90210. After the two girls left the restaurant they were approache...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton and Chelsea Handler To Star With Ron Jeremy In The R-Rated Film "Thinking Outside The Box"

Paris Hilton and Chelsea Handler To Star With Ron Jeremy In The R-Rated Film "Thinking Outside The Box"

LOS ANGELES - Gladiator Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that filming will soon begin in the Ron Jeremy - Paris Hilton movie Thinking Outside The Box. The motion picture will be directed by Bandini Borrapelli and wi...
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Funny story:  The Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler Feud Is Getting Downright Nasty!

The Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler Feud Is Getting Downright Nasty!

HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers recently said that if Chelsea Handler wants to get into a catfight with her then she will find out exactly how viciously mean a Yiddish cat can really be. The woman who has more plastic in her body than a whole platoon of l...
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Funny story:  Joan Rivers Calls Chelsea Handler a Drunk Whore - The Two Set To Box It Out: The Thrilla in Vanilla

Joan Rivers Calls Chelsea Handler a Drunk Whore - The Two Set To Box It Out: The Thrilla in Vanilla

The Thrilla Vanilla to be held at The Venitian in Las Vegas has odds makers and boxing fans alike excited beyond belief. "There hasn't been a confrontation of this magnitude since Ali fought Frazier in the Thrilla In Manila", said one gambler and...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Handler Denies The Rumors About Her and Avowed Lesbian Melissa Etheridge

Chelsea Handler Denies The Rumors About Her and Avowed Lesbian Melissa Etheridge

HOLLYWOOD - Chelsea Handler, of E Network's Chelsea Lately was spotted taking a tour of Madame Tussauds Hollywood Wax Museum. An unidentified museum goer later spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and revealed that she noticed that...
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Funny story:  Comedienne Chelsea Handler Says She Does Not Remember Ever Groping Herman Cain

Comedienne Chelsea Handler Says She Does Not Remember Ever Groping Herman Cain

WEST HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Chelsea Handler has entered into her denial mode as she told reporters that the stories about her groping Herman Cain are sheer fabrications fabricated by a lonely individual. Handler said that she cannot even reme...
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Funny story:  Satan Reveals He Will Use Euro Sign In Place Of '666' In Preparation For May 21st's Rapture

Satan Reveals He Will Use Euro Sign In Place Of '666' In Preparation For May 21st's Rapture

Satan --The Morningstar, the Overlord of Hell and Nancy Grace's stepbrother-- appeared on the late night talk show Chelsea Lately and announced that the Number of the Beast, 666, will be changed to the symbol for Euros, in preparation for the Rapture...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Friend Chelsea Handler That She Has Become The Effen Blonde Version of Kathy Griffin

Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Friend Chelsea Handler That She Has Become The Effen Blonde Version of Kathy Griffin

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston who has had more boyfriends than Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Clay Aiken, and Boy George all put together has lashed out at her (former) best friend Chelsea Handler. Aniston has flat out told Handler that she...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Handler Uses Comedy to Dis Angelina

Chelsea Handler Uses Comedy to Dis Angelina

Hollywood - Chelsea Handler used took time out of her stand up act to cut on Angelina Jolie. "I think it is safe to say that Angelina Jolie is better at breaking up relationships than she is at acting. I would also say she is a homewrecker." Chel...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler Both Deny A Lesbian Romp In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler Both Deny A Lesbian Romp In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Jennifer Aniston, who does not really ever seem to have a problem getting a guy, but who can't seem to keep one worth a damn was photographed vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with Chelsea Handler a stand up comedian...
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