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Transfer Speculation Part Two

Here at Back and to the Left news we have our fingers on the pulse of the transfer market and let us tell you it's not a cadaver. Many other news outlets will scream about "hot tips" and "near certainties" when in reality they overheard a bloke on th...

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Jose loves Abramovich, but he does not love Jose!

Funny story: Jose loves Abramovich, but he does not love Jose!

One of the best running London soap operas has ended and a painful love affair brought to an abrupt end as the whole world wakes up to the divorce of the season; Abramovich has booted Jose! Twitter, Facebook, etc, have all gone ballistic after th...

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The Special One is a victim of tabloid scumbags!

Funny story: The Special One is a victim of tabloid scumbags!

A once very "Special One" loved by Chelsea Dandy's, Fairies and other Mad Hatters, has become yet another bloody victim of British tabloids a most desirable pack of blood-thirsty bloodhounds, unique in the world and second to none! The Daily S++r,...

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Chelsea Players Asked Not To Dive During Man City Match

Funny story: Chelsea Players Asked Not To Dive During Man City Match

Chelsea players have been implored not to dive during their head to head with Manchester City, due to a lack of medical staff on their bench. After Jose Mourinho's bizarre sending off of his medical team, it has left the London side facing a diffi...

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Arsenal Win But Real Madrid Have Ten Eropean Cups

Funny story: Arsenal Win But Real Madrid Have Ten Eropean Cups

A weird event happened in the world of football this weekend: Arsenal won away at one of the best teams in the country. After (if you read the football papers) a hundred and seventy five years and nearly a million games Arsenal finally managed to scr...

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Qatari Shaikh offers Roman Abramovich $3bn for Chelsea Football Club

Funny story: Qatari Shaikh offers Roman Abramovich $3bn for Chelsea Football Club

Doha, Qatar - An oil-rich nabob from the gas state of Qatar has brought a three billion dollar smirk to the Russian mobster's face. Shaikh Mustapha Pee bin Dishdasha, son of the Emir, is even throwing in some spare gas wells, a 50ft ocean-going ya...

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Mourinho Blames Toilet For Missing The Target

Funny story: Mourinho Blames Toilet For Missing The Target

After getting drunk to forget the devastating loss to Sunderland, Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho blamed his toilet for not being in the right place as a lot of his excrement missed the target. Behind closed doors, Jose has been cleaning up his mess be...

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Liverpool Close to becoming Pain in the Ass

Funny story: Liverpool Close to becoming Pain in the Ass

Liverpool are close to being a pain in the ass again as their fans are on the brink of regaining their status as the most obnoxiously arrogant in England. Once the cocky, hubcap nicking Kings of the terraces, Liverpool have had their sense of smu...

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Didier Drogba Reveals Sensational Secret He Learned at Galatasaray

Funny story: Didier Drogba Reveals Sensational Secret He Learned at Galatasaray

Didier Drogba has tonight revealed a sensational secret that could explain his recent success at Galatasaray. He said that he has learned that success on the football pitch is not about training, and it is not about teamwork, it is, apparently, all...

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Jose Mourinho considers quitting Chelsea to sit in stand and watch Chelsea

Funny story: Jose Mourinho considers quitting Chelsea to sit in stand and watch Chelsea

Jose Mourinho is seriously considering jacking in the job as Chelsea boss to sit in the stands permanently and watch the team. Mourinho was 'sent to the stands' for arguing with the referee over the away teams time-wasting during Saturdays 4-1 win...

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Man United v Chelsea: Rooney swaps teams at half-time

Funny story: Man United v Chelsea: Rooney swaps teams at half-time

Dwayne Rodney finally got his wish of a transfer away from the Manc'ester devils last night - although he didn't move far - only to the away team dressing room as Marmitechester United hosted Chelsea in the first Monday night 'classico' of the season...

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Jose Mourinho updates his status once more

Funny story: Jose Mourinho updates his status once more

Jose Mourinho has rebranded himself again, following his return to Chelsea and Stamford Bridge for the first time since his acrimonious sacking by Roman Abramovitch in 2007. During his first spell, he told journalists he was the 'special one'. At...

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Hull City Warned By Steve Bruce About Complacency

Funny story: Hull City Warned By Steve Bruce About Complacency

Hull City boss Steve Bruce has warned his players not to be complacent after they were pitched against Chelsea on the opening day of the new Premier League season. Bruce told his team that they should be wary, and exercise a degree of caution when...

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Action group ask for Luis Suarez to be culled

Funny story: Action group ask for Luis Suarez to be culled

A group of people from West London have petitioned government about the possibility of culling Liverpool Striker Luis Suarez. The move comes after the Uruguayan bit the Chelsea player Branislav Ivanovic during Sunday's Premier League match. Madge...

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Rafa Benitez in line for Chelsea March Manager of the Month

Funny story: Rafa Benitez in line for Chelsea March Manager of the Month

A solid - if at times unconvincing 1-0 win over West Bromwich Albion has given under fire Chelsea interim manager a superb start to March - and at the same time in line for the newly created 'Chelsea March Manager Of The Month Award' sponsored by the...

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Rafa Benitez 'has a dossier on every single Chelsea fan'

Funny story: Rafa Benitez 'has a dossier on every single Chelsea fan'

Rafa 'mad dog' Benitez was expected to be seen at Stamford Bridge for the last time this morning to clear his desk following his bizarre rant at Wednesday nights press conference after the 2-0 win over Middlesbrough in the FA Cup. The fat Spaniard...

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Contestants line up for New season of reality show 'Dicing With Russians'

Funny story: Contestants line up for New season of reality show 'Dicing With Russians'

Channel Dive press team officially announced the launch of the tenth season of 'Dicing With Russians' direct from Stamford Bridge but refused to confirm the contestants until the end of the week. Rafa Benitez is the defending champion, having seen...

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Aston Villa fans praise rapid improvement of team

Funny story: Aston Villa fans praise rapid improvement of team

Fans of Birmingham's biggest professional soccer club today praised the teams massive '100% improvement over the Christmas holiday period. Following a zero-eight setback against European Champions Chelsea, the London based Russian financed team fr...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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