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Funny story:  Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

NEW YORK CITY - Bill and Hillary Clinton are proud to announce that their daughter Chelsea is expecting. Chelsea who is married to Marc Mezvinsky told her parents in a text message that pretty soon there will be one more Democrat in the USA. A...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Clinton Pregnant With the anti-Christ

Chelsea Clinton Pregnant With the anti-Christ

Chelsea Clinton, the 34-year-old daughter of former wife cheater President Clinton and ex-Secretary of State and forgiving wife Hillary Rodham Clinton, announced Thursday that she and her husband, Marc Mezvinsky, are expecting the anti-Christ. Th...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

In her first visit to South by Southwest Interactive, the tech-themed conference underway in Austin Texas, former first daughter Chelsea Clinton devoted the bulk of her prepared talk Tuesday to explaining how had to teach her mother "a lot of things"...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Clinton must pass DNA test before Hillary gets 2016 White House nod

Chelsea Clinton must pass DNA test before Hillary gets 2016 White House nod

New York - "Not another red cent for Hillary's 2016 White House tilt," is how one group of megabux Democrat Party backers put it today insisting that former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton first passes a DNA test to prove her publicly claimed parentag...
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Funny story:  Chelsea ducks family vacation with Uncle Roger Clinton and Uncle Tony Rodham

Chelsea ducks family vacation with Uncle Roger Clinton and Uncle Tony Rodham

Sagaponack, Long Island - Pleading a sudden urgent desire to finish her doctoral dissertation on US roil families' White House careers Chelsea Clinton has fled to Oxford, England to beaver away the tail-end of the summer at the famous Bodleian Librar...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Clinton hides suspected baby bump with 'subtle' purple and black maternity dress

Chelsea Clinton hides suspected baby bump with 'subtle' purple and black maternity dress

London - It's the sort of 'baby hint' dress that excited first time moms-to-be pick just as soon as the pee test's registered positive. Last night at a Clinton Foundation bash in London former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton stepped out in a $5,000...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Clinton And Jenna Bush Give A Surprising Announcement

Chelsea Clinton And Jenna Bush Give A Surprising Announcement

ALBANY - There are few privileged children in America and even fewer who have the chance to live in the whitest house of America with a lawn large enough to film a White House reality show if the incumbent president's children actually used it. On...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky Warns That Monica Lewinsky Better Stay Away From Her Daddy (President Bill Clinton)

Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky Warns That Monica Lewinsky Better Stay Away From Her Daddy (President Bill Clinton)

NEW YORK CITY - Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky, who is still shaken up by the fact that she has been dumped by her husband Marc Mezvinsky, is extremely upset that Monica Lewinsky is trying to waltz her way back into her father's life. Chelsea told The...
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Funny story:  Hubby to Chelsea: "Get a Face Transplant.....Or Else!"

Hubby to Chelsea: "Get a Face Transplant.....Or Else!"

Washington DC-- Chelsea Clinton has moved back to her parents home to lick her wounds amid rumors of divorce and infedelity with her husband of 6 months, Marc Mezvinski. Mezvinski has run off to Jackson Hole, WY to ponder the future of his marriage t...
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Funny story:  Bill Clinton Says Daughter Chelsea's Reported Marital Problems "Blown Out of Proportion!"

Bill Clinton Says Daughter Chelsea's Reported Marital Problems "Blown Out of Proportion!"

Bill Clinton flew to daughter Chelsea's defense after recent reports new husband Marc Mezvinsky had flown the coop for a three month delayed "bachelor party" on the slopes of a Jackson Hole ski resort. Said the senior Clinton, "This situation has...
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Funny story:  Dr. Phil Tells Chelsea Clinton: Little Girl You Just Wasted $4 Million of Your Dad and Mom's Money!

Dr. Phil Tells Chelsea Clinton: Little Girl You Just Wasted $4 Million of Your Dad and Mom's Money!

DURANGO, Colorado - Dr. Phil was in Durango attending a convention at the Durango Convention Center and Cosmetology College. He was addressing The Officially Licensed Marriage Counselors and Marital Therapists of Colorado. Dr. Phil McGraw, whic...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!

Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!

Looking wan, drawn out, sickly and quite unappealing, actually a lot like her famous mother, Chelsea Clinton emerged from a NYC fitness (sic) center yesterday telling gathered press that her dysfunctional marriage "was stronger than ever" and expecte...
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Funny story:  Fifth Avenue big oil couple plead The Fifth about Chelsea Clinton marriage meltdown

Fifth Avenue big oil couple plead The Fifth about Chelsea Clinton marriage meltdown

New York - (Shalom Slalom!): Was the Silk Stocking District's premier avenue constructed in honor of the Bill of Rights Amendment about self-incrimination? This week the theory is being sorely tested as newlyweds Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Clinton Dumped By Husband: She Moves In With Bill and Hillary - Marc Heads For Wyoming

Chelsea Clinton Dumped By Husband: She Moves In With Bill and Hillary - Marc Heads For Wyoming

NEW YORK CITY - The one and only child of President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been dumped by her husband of six months Marc Mezvinsky. Mezvinsky, is a Wall Street investment broker and part time ski instructor. He is...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Clinton Marriage on "Slippery Slope" as Husband Quits Arranged Marriage  to Go Skiing!

Chelsea Clinton Marriage on "Slippery Slope" as Husband Quits Arranged Marriage to Go Skiing!

Chelsea Clinton is reportedly 'devastated' as news leaked that her husband, hedge fund guru, Marc Mezvinsky, has quit his job, quit his 5th Avenue Apartment, and quit her, fleeing to an upscale western skiing resort known for snow bunny 'Bunga-Bung...
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Funny story:  Baby joy as Chelsea Clinton vows to name firstborn Vlad 'after her DNA Pa in the Kremlin!'

Baby joy as Chelsea Clinton vows to name firstborn Vlad 'after her DNA Pa in the Kremlin!'

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): Chelsea Putin and her new husband Marc Lewinsky-Mezvinsky are over the moon. A wedding night bullseye shot saw one of her sunny-side-up Dubya (sic) yolkers fertilised by brave bridegroom Marc! OK, he had to be gag...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Clinton Already Pregnant By Levi Johnston

Chelsea Clinton Already Pregnant By Levi Johnston

Hold onto your hats! Why Levi Johnston was invited to Chelsea Clinton's wedding has now been announced by a Canadian tabloid, "Mounting News". Apparently Levi Johnston has stated that he may have gotten Chelcea 'in the family way', as Archie Bunk...
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Funny story:  Bristol Palin Calls It Quits After Levi Johnston Flirted With Chelsea Clinton

Bristol Palin Calls It Quits After Levi Johnston Flirted With Chelsea Clinton

In the continuing saga of 'The Palins', on again, off again, on again and now off again, Bristol Palin has called off wedding plans with Levi Johnston. Apparently Levi was one of those 'secret' people that were invited to the Chelsea Clinton marri...
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