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Funny story: Kenyan body parts fetishist who asked for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage gored to death by elephant

Kenyan body parts fetishist who asked for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage gored to death by elephant

Nairobi - She was to have been his trophy wife in exchange for 40 Friesian bullocks and a pregnant chihuahua. Unfortunately prospective father-in-law Bill Clinton wasn't having it on account of tough Washington DC quarantine laws. This morning...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Caught Panhandling

Hillary Clinton Caught Panhandling

Philadelphia, PA-- Former first lady and secretary of state Hillary Clinton was spotted panhandling today outside a Starbux on Broad Street. Ms. Clinton was disguised in a dirty pink pantsuit and floppy hat, but her prominent cankles gave her away.
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Funny story: Who Is Paying For Hillary's Pizza Deliveries?

Who Is Paying For Hillary's Pizza Deliveries?

While students are looking forward to a 17% increase in tuition, Hillary's speaking fees of $225,000 at the University of Nevada in Las Vegas and $300,000 at the University of California, Los Angeles, remain a huge and difficult hard lump for these s...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton's Baby to Give Keynote Speech at DNC Convention in 2016

Chelsea Clinton's Baby to Give Keynote Speech at DNC Convention in 2016

Philadelphia, PA - Although the site of the Democratic National Convention has not yet been determined, one bit of information has leaked out. The keynote speaker will be Chelsea Clinton's soon-to-be born child. It is uncertain at this point if th...
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Funny story: Chelsea Goes GOP; Might Challenge Mom For Presidency

Chelsea Goes GOP; Might Challenge Mom For Presidency

Former first daughter Chelsea Clinton has announced her intention to seek the Republican nomination for president in 2016, setting up a potential showdown with her mother Hillary, the heavy favorite among Democrats planning to run. Chelsea, now a...
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Funny story: OMG, scan reveals Chelsea Clinton's baby is a...Republican!

OMG, scan reveals Chelsea Clinton's baby is a...Republican!

New York - Someone has hacked into the New York Ultrasound Clinic and posted pics of Chelsea's baby with a port wine birth mark on its head that reads Chris Christie 2016! Of course there is absolutely no suggestion at this stage that the Governo...
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Funny story: Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

NEW YORK CITY - Bill and Hillary Clinton are proud to announce that their daughter Chelsea is expecting. Chelsea who is married to Marc Mezvinsky told her parents in a text message that pretty soon there will be one more Democrat in the USA. A...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Pregnant With the anti-Christ

Chelsea Clinton Pregnant With the anti-Christ

Chelsea Clinton, the 34-year-old daughter of former wife cheater President Clinton and ex-Secretary of State and forgiving wife Hillary Rodham Clinton, announced Thursday that she and her husband, Marc Mezvinsky, are expecting the anti-Christ. Th...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

In her first visit to South by Southwest Interactive, the tech-themed conference underway in Austin Texas, former first daughter Chelsea Clinton devoted the bulk of her prepared talk Tuesday to explaining how had to teach her mother "a lot of things"...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton must pass DNA test before Hillary gets 2016 White House nod

Chelsea Clinton must pass DNA test before Hillary gets 2016 White House nod

New York - "Not another red cent for Hillary's 2016 White House tilt," is how one group of megabux Democrat Party backers put it today insisting that former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton first passes a DNA test to prove her publicly claimed parentag...
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Funny story: Chelsea ducks family vacation with Uncle Roger Clinton and Uncle Tony Rodham

Chelsea ducks family vacation with Uncle Roger Clinton and Uncle Tony Rodham

Sagaponack, Long Island - Pleading a sudden urgent desire to finish her doctoral dissertation on US roil families' White House careers Chelsea Clinton has fled to Oxford, England to beaver away the tail-end of the summer at the famous Bodleian Librar...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton hides suspected baby bump with 'subtle' purple and black maternity dress

Chelsea Clinton hides suspected baby bump with 'subtle' purple and black maternity dress

London - It's the sort of 'baby hint' dress that excited first time moms-to-be pick just as soon as the pee test's registered positive. Last night at a Clinton Foundation bash in London former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton stepped out in a $5,000...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton And Jenna Bush Give A Surprising Announcement

Chelsea Clinton And Jenna Bush Give A Surprising Announcement

ALBANY - There are few privileged children in America and even fewer who have the chance to live in the whitest house of America with a lawn large enough to film a White House reality show if the incumbent president's children actually used it. On...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky Warns That Monica Lewinsky Better Stay Away From Her Daddy (President Bill Clinton)

Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky Warns That Monica Lewinsky Better Stay Away From Her Daddy (President Bill Clinton)

NEW YORK CITY - Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky, who is still shaken up by the fact that she has been dumped by her husband Marc Mezvinsky, is extremely upset that Monica Lewinsky is trying to waltz her way back into her father's life. Chelsea told The...
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Funny story: Hubby to Chelsea: "Get a Face Transplant.....Or Else!"

Hubby to Chelsea: "Get a Face Transplant.....Or Else!"

Washington DC-- Chelsea Clinton has moved back to her parents home to lick her wounds amid rumors of divorce and infedelity with her husband of 6 months, Marc Mezvinski. Mezvinski has run off to Jackson Hole, WY to ponder the future of his marriage t...
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Funny story: Bill Clinton Says Daughter Chelsea's Reported Marital Problems "Blown Out of Proportion!"

Bill Clinton Says Daughter Chelsea's Reported Marital Problems "Blown Out of Proportion!"

Bill Clinton flew to daughter Chelsea's defense after recent reports new husband Marc Mezvinsky had flown the coop for a three month delayed "bachelor party" on the slopes of a Jackson Hole ski resort. Said the senior Clinton, "This situation has...
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Funny story: Dr. Phil Tells Chelsea Clinton: Little Girl You Just Wasted $4 Million of Your Dad and Mom's Money!

Dr. Phil Tells Chelsea Clinton: Little Girl You Just Wasted $4 Million of Your Dad and Mom's Money!

DURANGO, Colorado - Dr. Phil was in Durango attending a convention at the Durango Convention Center and Cosmetology College. He was addressing The Officially Licensed Marriage Counselors and Marital Therapists of Colorado. Dr. Phil McGraw, whic...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!

Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!

Looking wan, drawn out, sickly and quite unappealing, actually a lot like her famous mother, Chelsea Clinton emerged from a NYC fitness (sic) center yesterday telling gathered press that her dysfunctional marriage "was stronger than ever" and expecte...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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