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Funny story: River cottage arson attack?

River cottage arson attack?

Foppish pig fiddler Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall was today at the centre of an arson inquiry, after the landmark river cottage was burnt down. Curly haired Hugh a celebrity chef known for his trademark lack of food hygiene and eating pigs testicles...
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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay doused in petrol and held at gunpoint

Gordon Ramsay doused in petrol and held at gunpoint

Gordon Ramsay, the chef (44), was doused in petrol and held at gunpoint while investigating illegal fishing for a television series. A simple trip abroad to look into illegal fishing for shark fins turned into horror for Gordon Ramsey and the TV crew. Surprise! Surprise. What the hell did they expect? Did they expect law-breaking Costa Ricans to welcome a pack of nosey bloody foreigners w...
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Funny story: Top Chef / White House Edition

Top Chef / White House Edition

WASHINGTON, DC - Tom Colicchio, executive producer of Bravo's Top Chef announced today that Top Chef/Season 8 will occur at the White House. Michele Obama will be taking over the reins as hostess from Padma Lakshmi. Padma was the hostess during th...
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Funny story: Too Many Cooks Spoil Broth

Too Many Cooks Spoil Broth

"La Shite", the upscale local restaurant specialising in shite food has gone into liquidation after blowing a wad of cash by buying in a bunch of TV chefs purely for a publicity stunt. Ugly, craggy-faced gonad-featured Gordon Ramsey, Marco-Pierre...
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Funny story: UK Chef's new book "How to cook 4 Americans" receives mixed reviews

UK Chef's new book "How to cook 4 Americans" receives mixed reviews

Renowned top chef Ollie Jamiver, 34, has published his 115th cookery book on the back of his trip around the USA, and this latest effort has taken a slightly different direction. The title may seem like its just written in the celebrity chef's tra...
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Funny story: Below Decks - An Aside - The Cook's Reflections

Below Decks - An Aside - The Cook's Reflections

The ship's cook, that mangy scurvy seadog Skoob, slumped over the table, head in hands, looking terribly disturbed, which in truth was not an unfamiliar situation for him. Having battled with the French, navigated the red mist, turned out the most excellent leg of man (with Leeds United tattoos on the skin) Skoob was feeling rather like a man defeated. Upon entering the galley, Bosun McCarth...
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Funny story: Celeb Chef: Is This The End?

Celeb Chef: Is This The End?

Following another outbreak of food poisoning at his restaurant, TV celebrity chef Harry Bummitall is facing potential ruin. His restaurant 'The Fat F*ck' has had its reputation destroyed. Well, once its menu was published it was all over. Bummital...
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Funny story: Search of Fat Duck Reveals Underground Laboratory

Search of Fat Duck Reveals Underground Laboratory

It has emerged that a routine health and safety check at Heston Blumenthal's Fat Duck restaurant last month revealed a secret underground laboratory and gave rise to suspicions that the ginger chef, widely believed to be a genius, was planning to tak...
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Funny story: Rival Chefs In Kitchen Sabotage Scandal

Rival Chefs In Kitchen Sabotage Scandal

Two of the leading celebrity chefs in Britain were involved in a furious and potentially violent battle. Police belive that sabotage may have been involved. Rivalry between Harry Bummital. the retro chef with the glasses, and Gordon Scottish, the wel...
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Funny story: French chefs to order a "fatwah" on Gordon Ramsay

French chefs to order a "fatwah" on Gordon Ramsay

In breaking news, the French Association of Haute Cuisine Chefs has formally announced a vehement denunciation of UK celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay and added an unprecedented order to all French members to attack the foul mouthed British cook on sight.
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Funny story: Bush Reflecting on Mistakes: The Pastrami Debacle

Bush Reflecting on Mistakes: The Pastrami Debacle

An exclusive interview was granted by President George W Bush during his last hours acting as commander in chief. Most of the interview was rather typical of others. On Iraq: "I decider'd that one good, didn't I?", to the 9/11 attacks and the sub...
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Funny story: Supermarket Granny Jilted By 'In Denial' Chef

Supermarket Granny Jilted By 'In Denial' Chef

As the news of the highly shocking Davidson/White marriage breaks, an elderly woman reveals the emotional turmoil that she has been put through by the newly married MPW.
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Funny story: Blind tasting?

Blind tasting?

Paris - Fevrier 20. French chef, Giselle LeGrand, has won the coveted Coup de Grille cup in a highly competitive, and controversial, finale at the Hotel de Arc de Triomphe in Calais, France.
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Funny story: Celebrity Chefs Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsay Seek New Cause

Celebrity Chefs Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsay Seek New Cause

Celebrity chefs all over the world are seeking the next "big cause" following the "success" of Jamie's school dinners and Hugh Firmly-Twitingly's "Chicken Out" campaign.
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Funny story: Celebrity Chef Cookoffs: Nigella Gags on Ramsay's Spotted Dick

Celebrity Chef Cookoffs: Nigella Gags on Ramsay's Spotted Dick

An exciting evening here at the Celebrity Chefs Cookoff as the remaining finalists, Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay, sought to outdo one another in the "Desserts" round of the competition.
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Funny story: Man Makes Replica Of National Landmark Out Of Cheese

Man Makes Replica Of National Landmark Out Of Cheese

A man from Bangor in Northern Ireland's seaside town of Bangor is hoping to go into the record books as the first person to have modelled the Giant's Causeway out of Mini Babybel cheese.
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Funny story: Angry Peckers To Sue Government

Angry Peckers To Sue Government

APPLEBY, NC--It was just another feast in the life of a chicken; or so thought the future finger-licking-good fowl at various U.S. based chicken farms. But when reports that the food they were eating may have been contaminated came to light last mon...
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Funny story: Sequel Set To Eclipse Original

Sequel Set To Eclipse Original

A new book is sweeping all before it and is set to be top of the best sellers before the week is out.
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