British T.V. Chef, Jamie Olivier has been invited to give Mexican prison food a facelift by Fernandez Pedro Jose Gomez, after Gordon Ramsay told the prison reformer to "fuck off" according to "Which Prison Food " magazine.
Out with: soggy spinach,...
Foppish pig fiddler Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall was today at the centre of an arson inquiry, after the landmark river cottage was burnt down.
Curly haired Hugh a celebrity chef known for his trademark lack of food hygiene and eating pigs testicles...
Gordon Ramsay, the chef (44), was doused in petrol and held at gunpoint while investigating illegal fishing for a television series.
A simple trip abroad to look into illegal fishing for shark fins turned into horror for Gordon Ramsey and the TV crew. Surprise! Surprise.
What the hell did they expect? Did they expect law-breaking Costa Ricans to welcome a pack of nosey bloody foreigners w...
WASHINGTON, DC - Tom Colicchio, executive producer of Bravo's Top Chef announced today that Top Chef/Season 8 will occur at the White House.
Michele Obama will be taking over the reins as hostess from Padma Lakshmi. Padma was the hostess during th...
"La Shite", the upscale local restaurant specialising in shite food has gone into liquidation after blowing a wad of cash by buying in a bunch of TV chefs purely for a publicity stunt.
Ugly, craggy-faced gonad-featured Gordon Ramsey, Marco-Pierre...
Renowned top chef Ollie Jamiver, 34, has published his 115th cookery book on the back of his trip around the USA, and this latest effort has taken a slightly different direction.
The title may seem like its just written in the celebrity chef's tra...
The ship's cook, that mangy scurvy seadog Skoob, slumped over the table, head in hands, looking terribly disturbed, which in truth was not an unfamiliar situation for him.
Having battled with the French, navigated the red mist, turned out the most excellent leg of man (with Leeds United tattoos on the skin) Skoob was feeling rather like a man defeated.
Upon entering the galley, Bosun McCarth...
Following another outbreak of food poisoning at his restaurant, TV celebrity chef Harry Bummitall is facing potential ruin. His restaurant 'The Fat F*ck' has had its reputation destroyed. Well, once its menu was published it was all over.
It has emerged that a routine health and safety check at Heston Blumenthal's Fat Duck restaurant last month revealed a secret underground laboratory and gave rise to suspicions that the ginger chef, widely believed to be a genius, was planning to tak...
Two of the leading celebrity chefs in Britain were involved in a furious and potentially violent battle. Police belive that sabotage may have been involved. Rivalry between Harry Bummital. the retro chef with the glasses, and Gordon Scottish, the wel...
In breaking news, the French Association of Haute Cuisine Chefs has formally announced a vehement denunciation of UK celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay and added an unprecedented order to all French members to attack the foul mouthed British cook on sight.
An exclusive interview was granted by President George W Bush during his last hours acting as commander in chief.
Most of the interview was rather typical of others. On Iraq: "I decider'd that one good, didn't I?", to the 9/11 attacks and the sub...
As the news of the highly shocking Davidson/White marriage breaks, an elderly woman reveals the emotional turmoil that she has been put through by the newly married MPW.
Paris - Fevrier 20. French chef, Giselle LeGrand, has won the coveted Coup de Grille cup in a highly competitive, and controversial, finale at the Hotel de Arc de Triomphe in Calais, France.
Celebrity chefs all over the world are seeking the next "big cause" following the "success" of Jamie's school dinners and Hugh Firmly-Twitingly's "Chicken Out" campaign.
An exciting evening here at the Celebrity Chefs Cookoff as the remaining finalists, Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay, sought to outdo one another in the "Desserts" round of the competition.
A man from Bangor in Northern Ireland's seaside town of Bangor is hoping to go into the record books as the first person to have modelled the Giant's Causeway out of Mini Babybel cheese.
APPLEBY, NC--It was just another feast in the life of a chicken; or so thought the future finger-licking-good fowl at various U.S. based chicken farms. But when reports that the food they were eating may have been contaminated came to light last mon...
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