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Lessons Cancelled Due To Sports Day Cheering Practice

Funny story: Lessons Cancelled Due To Sports Day Cheering Practice

Afternoon lessons at a school in the Thai capital of Bangkok were summarily cancelled ALL LAST WEEK, after they fell victim to the notoriously-loud activity of Cheering Practice, in preparation for the School Sports Day, which will take place on Mond...

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NFL Woes Escalate: Cheerleaders Sue For Equal Pay and Grass Stains On Their Panties

Funny story: NFL Woes Escalate: Cheerleaders Sue For Equal Pay and Grass Stains On Their Panties

ONLY IN AMERICA - During Week 6 of the National Football League season, players continue to take a knee in protest during the playing of the national anthem. Gosh, the season only started 6 weeks ago? Seems like this controversy has lasted forever! Y...

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Cheesy law regarding football spawns other gridiron lunacy

Funny story: Cheesy law regarding football spawns other gridiron lunacy

BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, WA -- Bainbridge Island, Washington, has outlawed cheese. At least, during the upcoming NFC Championship game that pits the Seattle Seahawks against the Green Bay Packers. And it's not only cheese per se that's banned, but al...

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Oakland Raiderettes worth more than their weight in gold

Funny story: Oakland Raiderettes worth more than their weight in gold

LAND o' OAKS, CA - Known for their sleazy uniforms, the Oakland Raiderettes, who claim to be cheerleaders, have something to cheer about: they were awarded $125 million dollars in a lawsuit, agreeing to "settle" for representing the Raiders rathe...

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Los Angeles Lakers Fans Are Devastated As Their Team Fails To Make The NBA Playoffs

Funny story: Los Angeles Lakers Fans Are Devastated As Their Team Fails To Make The NBA Playoffs

LOS ANGELES - Rufus Reno, sports writer for Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has said that there are a lot of upset Lakers fans in LaLaLand. Reno said that the fans of the purple and gold team are pretty much red at the moment as their beloved team...

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Pau Gasol Hints He May Be Leaving The Los Angeles Lakers

Funny story: Pau Gasol Hints He May Be Leaving The Los Angeles Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Pau Gasol has mentioned that he will most likely test the free agency waters and leave LaLaLand for good at the end of the current season. The Los Angeles Laker who wears #16 has made it known that he hates the way the Lakers ownersh...

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The Los Angeles Lakers Are Considering Laying Off Half of Their Cheerleaders

Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Are Considering Laying Off Half of Their Cheerleaders

LOS ANGELES - The owners of the Los Angeles Lakers are really catching it from the Lakers fans who are fed up with the team losing, losing, and losing. The boys in purple and gold presently have a very dismal 22-44 record (worst in the entire NBA)...

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NBA All-Star Game: The East Defeats The West In A Wild Shootout 163-155.

Funny story: NBA All-Star Game: The East Defeats The West In A Wild Shootout 163-155.

NEW ORLEANS - The new NBA Commissioner Adam Silver promised the fans an exciting NBA All-Star game and he delivered. After all of the dust had settled the Eastern Conference All-Stars had defeated the Western Conference All-Stars by an astounding...

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California High Schools Make A Landmark Decision Regarding Sex Education Classes

Funny story: California High Schools Make A Landmark Decision Regarding Sex Education Classes

SACRAMENTO, California - The state of California has always prided itself as being in the forefront when it comes to education. California high schools have in recent years gone from concentrating mostly on non-academic activities such as cheerlea...

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Woman Claims The Vibrating Feature On Her Cell Phone Turned Her Into A Nymphomaniac

Funny story: Woman Claims The Vibrating Feature On Her Cell Phone Turned Her Into A Nymphomaniac

YUMA, Arizona - Susie Firkenmeister has said that she has always been an average red-blooded American girl. She commented that during her high school days she was a member of the cheerleading squad, the math club, and president of the student coun...

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The Indiana Pacers Are The Best Team In The NBA As They Improve Their Record To 20-3 By Defeating The Charlotte Bobcats

Funny story: The Indiana Pacers Are The Best Team In The NBA As They Improve Their Record To 20-3 By Defeating The Charlotte Bobcats

INDIANAPOLIS - The Indiana Pacers continued on their frantic pace as they defeated the visiting Charlotte Bobcats 99-94. The Pacers now possess the best record in the NBA with a record of 20-3 for an amazing winning percentage of .870. The team...

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The #1 Ranked Florida State Seminoles Clobber The Duke Blue Devils 45-7

Funny story: The #1 Ranked Florida State Seminoles Clobber The Duke Blue Devils 45-7

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The Seminoles of Florida State went on the warpath as they crushed the Duke Blue Devils 45-7 in The Dr. Pepper ACC Football Championship Game. The Seminoles are still undefeated with a 13-0 record. The game had to be ha...

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The South Carolina Gamecocks Pound The #6 Ranked Clemson Tigers In The Palmetto Bowl

Funny story: The South Carolina Gamecocks Pound The #6 Ranked Clemson Tigers In The Palmetto Bowl

COLUMBIA, South Carolina - The Gamecocks of South Carolina soundly defeated the Clemson Tigers 31-17. The yearly meeting of the two teams is known as The Palmetto Bowl, so named after Guido Palmetto, who for 25 years was in charge of putting in th...

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The NFL Will Now See About Dealing With Miami Dolphins Player Richie Incognito's Bullying Tactics

Funny story: The NFL Will Now See About Dealing With Miami Dolphins Player Richie Incognito's Bullying Tactics

MIAMI - Coach Joe Philbin of the Miami Dolphins has already suspended guard Richie Incognito and now the NFL has stated that they will not tolerate any kind of bullying by one player towards another under any circumstances (period). NFL Commission...

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The Pittsburgh Steelers Fans Are So Upset At Their Teams 0-4 Record They Could Eat Iron

Funny story: The Pittsburgh Steelers Fans Are So Upset At Their Teams 0-4 Record They Could Eat Iron

PITTSBURGH - Word out of Pittsburgh is that the concession stands at Heinz Field are going to start selling Loser Hot Dogs in honor of the team's 0-4 start. The head of the Steelers concession stands said that this is being done in hopes of embarr...

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The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader That Pranced and Danced In The Nude On The 50-Yard Line Star Has Been Fired

Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader That Pranced and Danced In The Nude On The 50-Yard Line Star Has Been Fired

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was so angry that several of the sports reporters actually thought that he was talking in Mandarin Chinese. He had called a press conference in his office located in the $1.1 billion AT&T Stadium. J...

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America's First Transgendered Homecoming Queen Says Her Goal Is To Be A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader

Funny story: America's First Transgendered Homecoming Queen Says Her Goal Is To Be A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader

HUNTINGTON BEACH, California - Cassidy Campbell, whose name used to be Lance Campbell, has just been elected Marina High School's Homecoming Queen. The 16-year-old transgendered student said that she could not believe that she won and kept pinchin...

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The Cleveland Browns Are Planning On Moving To Omaha

Funny story: The Cleveland Browns Are Planning On Moving To Omaha

CLEVELAND - The Cleveland Browns have started off the football season with an 0-2 record and already many Browns fans are starting to boo the hometown team. One long time fan, Wolfgang Wallmoney, 61, said that he now knows exactly how General Geor...

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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