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Florida town tells "exhibitionists" to butt out

ROUND ASS VILLAGE, FL - "If you dare to bare," Mayor Ima Blueblood warns would-be exhibitionists, "beware: in Round Ass, we don't want to see your derriere." In fact, being too cheeky in Ima's town could result in a month's sentence to jail fo...

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Chaz Bono Angrily Tells His 67-Year-Old Mom (Cher) To Act Her Age

Funny story: Chaz Bono Angrily Tells His 67-Year-Old Mom (Cher) To Act Her Age

HOLLYWOOD - Chaz Bono is extremely upset at his mom, musical icon Cher Bono saying he is tired of her butting into his personal business. Chaz, who used to be Chastity, remarked to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that his mom does not...

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Cher Admits To Past Lesbian Flings But Says She Is Not Lesbionic

Funny story: Cher Admits To Past Lesbian Flings But Says She Is Not Lesbionic

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Cher, who is 67, has just admitted that there have been several lesbianite flings in her life. The former wife of Sonny Bono, who performed for many years as the duet Sonny & Cher, says that she first alluded to this in her 20...

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Chaz Bono Has A Crush on Ann Coulter

Funny story: Chaz Bono Has A Crush on Ann Coulter

TARZANA, California - Chaz Bono, who was commended by friends and family for having the ahh, gumption to appear on Dancing With The Stars, has revealed a secret he has been keeping since last November. Chaz, who was born Chastity, to Sonny and Che...

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Homosexual club denies membership to Chaz Bono

Funny story: Homosexual club denies membership to Chaz Bono

LOS ANGELES, CA (ABSNN) - A social club whose membership is made up exclusively by homosexual males denied membership to Chaz Bono, formerly Chastity Bono, the son/daughter of Sonny Bono and his former wife Cher. Members told reporters that Chaz...

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Blue-Haired Katy Perry Is Dating Cher's Son Elijah Blue Allman

Funny story: Blue-Haired Katy Perry Is Dating Cher's Son Elijah Blue Allman

MARINA DEL REY - Music icon Cher who is 65, recently attended a benefit dinner in Marina Del Rey in honor of rock legend Bob Dylan who is 70. Cher spoke about the great times they had back in the 60s with the likes of The Byrds, Paul Revere &...

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Chaz Bono Set To Host The Brand New TV Reality Show "The Celebrity Cupcake Eaters"

Funny story: Chaz Bono Set To Host The Brand New TV Reality Show "The Celebrity Cupcake Eaters"

HOLLYWOOD - Cable television's Nutritional Channel has just announced their latest reality show titled The Celebrity Cupcake Eaters. Nutritional Channel spokesperson Newberry "Mr. Calories" Calamasetti informed the entertainment media that the sho...

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Cher Fails to Prove She's Not Dead -- Burial Set for Tuesday

Funny story: Cher Fails to Prove She's Not Dead -- Burial Set for Tuesday

Hollywood, California -- Former superstar Cher has fallen victim to a bogus Tweet, which announced that she had passed away last Thursday. It appears that the 65-year-old singer/actress has no way of proving that she is indeed still alive. "Cher h...

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Chaz Bono Dumps Fiancée Jennifer Elia and Says That It Was Not Because of Susan Boyle

HOLLYWOOD - Chaz Bono is still a little upset at not making it into the finals of this years edition of Dancing With The Stars. The former daughter and now son of 60s singing icon Cher, who was 50 percent of the singing duo of Sonny & Cher rec...

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Susan Boyle Admits That She Thinks Chaz Bono Is Extremely Cute

Funny story: Susan Boyle Admits That She Thinks Chaz Bono Is Extremely Cute

CHATTANOOGA - Scottish songstress Susan Boyle recently performed at a sold-out concert at The Ooh La La Convention Center in Chattanooga Tennessee. Ms. Boyle, a native of Blackburn West Lothian, Scotland gave the cheering crowd three encores incl...

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Michele Bachmann Admits That She Accidentally Voted For Chaz Bono On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Michele Bachmann Admits That She Accidentally Voted For Chaz Bono On Dancing With The Stars

DETROIT - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour rolled into the Motor City where she hopes to pick up some votes from unemployed auto workers who wouldn't mind having a female president. As she spoke to a crowd of fourteen (14) tha...

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Chaz Bono To Play Elvis In Remake of Viva Las Vegas: Vagina To Play Ann-Margret

Funny story: Chaz Bono To Play Elvis In Remake of Viva Las Vegas: Vagina To Play Ann-Margret

HOLLYWOOD: It was announced today that Bad Dream Studios will be starting production of a remake of the 1964 romantic comedy, Viva Las Vegas. In the original movie, which both critics and fans considered one of Elvis Presley's best, Elvis co-star...

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Michele Bachmann Says That Chaz Bono Should Not Be Allowed To Appear On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Funny story: Michele Bachmann Says That Chaz Bono Should Not Be Allowed To Appear On 'Dancing With The Stars'

WAHOO, Nebraska - Michele Bachmann had just finished talking to a group of about 29 people at the Happy-Go-Lucky Corncob Trailer Park in the Nebraska town of Wahoo, when she was approached by a reporter for The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette. Coqu...

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Stephen Hawking to replace Chaz Bono on Dancing with the Stars

An ABC spokesperson has declared that Chaz Bono will not in fact be participating in Dancing with the Stars this season, and that he will be replaced by famed physicist Dr. Stephen Hawking. The decision represents a significant reversal that some...

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Cher Says That Her Ex-Daughter and Now-Son Chaz Bono Has Convinced Her To Get A Sex Change

Funny story: Cher Says That Her Ex-Daughter and Now-Son Chaz Bono Has Convinced Her To Get A Sex Change

BEVERLY HILLS - The songstress know by the little four-letter name sat in her exquisite living room in BH and contemplated her past. Cher, who was once half of the 60s and 70s music icon duet of Sonny & Cher, said that she has had some serious...

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Angelina Jolie says daughter Shiloh "wants to be a boy". Chaz Bono refuses to comment

Funny story: Angelina Jolie says daughter Shiloh "wants to be a boy". Chaz Bono refuses to comment

NUTSVILLE, USA: Some say she looks like her dad Brad Pitt. Others see an uncanny resemblance to grandpa Jon Voight. Regardless of which side she resembles one thing is clear. Brad and Angelina's 4-year old daughter Shiloh appears to have a mind...

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Warren Beatty's Daughter Kathlyn To Become Stephen After Sex Change Operation

Funny story: Warren Beatty's Daughter Kathlyn To Become Stephen After Sex Change Operation

VENICE BEACH, California - Warren Beatty and his wife Annette Bening were having a nice day out at the beach when they were approached by a local reporter. He asked the celebrity couple if they were okay with their daughter Kathlyn having sexual r...

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Cher's Former Daughter Chastity - Now Chaz - Is Happy Than Larry!

Cher's former daughter, Chastity, now son Chaz, is reportedly celebrating her to his sex change operation and four years with girlfriend Jennifer in L.A. There was no sight of Cher, but those close to her say she is still upset that her daughter b...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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